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Since the first album review thread was free of flaws and successful I figured i'd go ahead and start with the next one...

The next album to be reviewed is Britney's self proclaimed "most personal" album :zoomzoom: "Britney Jean" :umomg:

Post your track my track reviews and rankings please and try to stay on topic ppl :)

Alien(overrated af sounds like a Madonna reject and doesn't have a bridge it's also repetitive as fuck and it was personal b/c Britney wasn't "alone" singing the song :4music: ) -1000/10

Work bitch( I hated it upon first listen but the "work work work and werk it out" parts slayed from the very beginning...the song is now iconic thanks to the return of danceney in the video) 10/10

Perfume( flawfree vocals clearly all sang by Britney..I love it but it became irrelevant fast and there's no climatic part which was needed...a ballad w/o Adlibs or at least a bridge is technically handicap) 6/10

It should be easy (I loved this song from the first listen :reductive: it's the catchiest on the album and would have slayed as the first single ik this is the left over track her and will been recorded and they are pretending it was for this album :tea: anywho...la da deee la de da it's the only way in love :queenflopga: ) 8/10

Tik tik boom( if this is indication of what the urban album would have sounded like we missed out on a great album...myah slays those last stronger-like ad-libs and the chorus but she actually was convincing enough for me to still love the song despite her vocals takin lead) 7/10

Body ache( just when I thought bng couldn't be topped :4music: this song is trash and I'm sure those producers that were left out had something better than ear ache) -1 million/10

Til it's gone (I love the lyrics b/c it's for all justney fans but this is repetitive and annoyin af plus myahney slayed this one too) -100k/10

Passenger(flawfree song that Britney said she wrote...i also knew upon first listen she didn't sing the chorus or bridge...if Britney sang the whole song it would have been in my top ten faves of her career however myah ruins it) 5/10

Chillin with u(I'm insulted that myahney even makes an appearance on a song that britney was supposed to sing with her little sis :drown::gloria: I love the twerk feel it as and yaknowney :reductive: ) 6/10

Brightest morning star( her vocals on the verses are serious SLAYNEY however the chorus is lame af but this song could have also been one of my all time faves...but i can't cuz it don't..uuu :queenflopga: )6/10

Don't cry( once again for the justney fans everywhere...it's borin and forgettable and her vocals are annoyin yet endearing I'm indifferent about her vocals) 4/10

Now that I found you( I love this song and idk y but this gives me "that's where you take me" teas(possibly the sweetney "all my life I've waited"part) 7/10

Hold on tight( flawfree song and myah is convincing here too) 10/10

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Alien: 8/10 (I'd give it 10/10 if they used the leaked version)

Work Bitch: 10/10 (My anthem, I listen to it every day <3)

Perfume: 5/10 (really mediocre, too overproduced imo, I prefer The Dreaming Mix)

It Should Be Easy: 9/10 (I don't get all the hate for that song, it's really good)

Tik Tik Boom: 6/10

Body Ache: 6.5/10

Til It's Gone: 8/10 (It should have been a single tbh)

Passenger: 8/10

Chillin' With You: 4/10

Don't Cry: 7/10 (I'd love it more if it was more acoustic and less produced)

Brightest Morning Star: 8/10

Hold On Tight: 9/10

Now That I Found You: 9/10 (It should have been a summer single, I love it <3)

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I am not gonna comment on this type of threads because it will take me too much time to write a review. Anyway, uhm... I get that you have an opinion but why so negative towards BJ? I know that the production was a mess but you literally mentioned JUSTNEY and MYAH on each song, like wtf?! :4music: I agree that some songs NEEDED a bridge, it is a must in a Britney song, tho! :displeased:

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Alien: 8/10

Work Bitch: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Perfume: 7/10

It Should Be Easy: 5/10

Tik Tik Boom: 9/10

Body Ache: 7/10

Til It's Gone: 8/10

Passenger: 7/10

Chillin' With You: 5/10

Don't Cry: 10/10

Brightest Morning Star: 7/10

Hold On Tight: 10/10

Now That I Found You: 4/10

 

 

Amazing album!

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Alien: 8/10 (I'd give it 10/10 if they used the leaked version)

Work Bitch: 10/10 (My anthem, I listen to it every day <3)

Perfume: 5/10 (really mediocre, too overproduced imo, I prefer The Dreaming Mix)

It Should Be Easy: 9/10 (I don't get all the hate for that song, it's really good)

Tik Tik Boom: 6/10

Body Ache: 6.5/10

Til It's Gone: 8/10 (It should have been a single tbh)

Passenger: 8/10

Chillin' With You: 4/10

Don't Cry: 7/10 (I'd love it more if it was more acoustic and less produced)

Brightest Morning Star: 8/10

Hold On Tight: 9/10

Now That I Found You: 9/10 (It should have been a summer single, I love it <3)

Elaborate on body ache please :reductive:
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Alien: 8/10

Work Bitch: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Perfume: 7/10

It Should Be Easy: 5/10

Tik Tik Boom: 9/10

Body Ache: 7/10

Til It's Gone: 8/10

Passenger: 7/10

Chillin' With You: 5/10

Don't Cry: 10/10

Brightest Morning Star: 7/10

Hold On Tight: 10/10

Now That I Found You: 4/10

Amazing album!

I love you :reductive:
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I am not gonna comment on this type of threads because it will take me too much time to write a review. Anyway, uhm... I get that you have an opinion but why so negative towards BJ? I know that the production was a mess but you literally mentioned JUSTNEY and MYAH on each song, like wtf?! :4music: I agree that some songs NEEDED a bridge, it is a must in a Britney song, tho! :displeased:

Sweetie u clearly didn't read b/c if u did u would know I didn't mention that on every song bai and Why wouldn't I be negative about an album full of uncredited duets? :reductive:
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First time I heard I was like it's an ok song, later I loved, but now it feels too mediocre imo, also I can feel Mayah's voice more than Brit's :crying1:

:crying1: I knew I hated it from the snippet she said something about a curb and a ticket or something :reductive:
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Sweetie u clearly didn't read b/c if u did u would know I didn't mention that on every song bai and Why wouldn't I be negative about an album full of uncredited duets? :reductive:

I read your whole post. You just mentioned on, probably, each ballad that it was about Justney fans. Well, we can't be 1000% sure that Myah sang half of the songs, nor can we be that Brit did, omg wth I just said. :gloria: :gloria: The album will remain full of mystery about who sang each of the songs and etc. Let's look forward to the new album and pray it won't be like BJ, not that I don't love BJ but still, not Brit's level. :pieceofwhat:

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alien: 8/10 (i like the acoustic version that leaked better tbh)
work bitch: 9/10
perfume: 9/10
it should be easy: 6/10
tik tik boom: 7/10
body ache: 6/10
till it's gone: 9/10
passenger: 8/10
chillin with you: 6/10
don't cry: 10/10
brightest morning star: 9/10
hold on tight: 10/10
now that i found you: 8/10

but it's hard for me to take any "review" seriously that mentions a backup singer and a 12+ year old relationship :frenchy:

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I read your whole post. You just mentioned on, probably, each ballad that it was about Justney fans. Well, we can't be 1000% sure that Myah sang half of the songs, nor can we be that Brit did, omg wth I just said. :gloria: :gloria: The album will remain full of mystery about who sang each of the songs and etc. Let's look forward to the new album and pray it won't be like BJ, not that I don't love BJ but still, not Brit's level. :pieceofwhat:

I have all of her albums(except bj) I knew IMMEDIATELY when I heard myah...but others like hold on tight, til it's gone, and alien sounded 100% Britney but aren't...myah is definitely good at what she does...tik tik boom I remember hearing those ad-libs and being confused but knowing it wasn't her...same with passenger especially that bridge idk anymore I wonder just how much of ff she sang too

And I only mentioned justney for til it's gone and don't cry

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alien: 8/10 (i like the acoustic version that leaked better tbh)

work bitch: 9/10

perfume: 9/10

it should be easy: 6/10

tik tik boom: 7/10

body ache: 6/10

till it's gone: 9/10

passenger: 8/10

chillin with you: 6/10

don't cry: 10/10

brightest morning star: 9/10

hold on tight: 10/10

now that i found you: 8/10

but it's hard for me to take any "review" seriously that mentions a backup singer and a 12+ year old relationship :frenchy:

Sweetie u can choose to be delusional and believe that she just sang back up cuz I can't take a review that says don't cry is 10 out of 10 seriously if toxic gm etc are perfect tens then certainly that song isn't and a it's a twelve year old relationship your fave will always sing about :reductive::queenflopga:
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KARA HOW DARE YOU! FLAWLESS JEAN IS FLAWLESS :crying2:

:pieceofwhat:

 

But ok... mine:

 

Alien - very good song ;) 8/10

Work Bitch - slay :queenflopga: 9/10

Perfume - beautiful 7/10

It Should Be Easy - will.i.am shit........0/10

Tik Tik Boom - best song on the album <3 <3 I actually like T.I. part, it fits there ;) 9,5/10

Body Ache - Myah Ache...........0/10

Til It's Gone - used to be my fave from the album, but now I think it's just ok ;) 7/10

Passenger - ^ 7/10

Chllin' With You - 5,5/10

Don't Cry - 8/10

Brightest Morning Star - imo it's a bit overrated 6,5/10

Hold On Tight - flawless :crying1: 9/10

Now That I Found Avicii You -  Avicii-sound-like shit...0/10

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KARA HOW DARE YOU! FLAWLESS JEAN IS FLAWLESS :crying2:

:pieceofwhat:

But ok... mine:

Alien - very good song ;) 8/10

Work Bitch - slay :queenflopga: 9/10

Perfume - beautiful 7/10

It Should Be Easy - will.i.am shit........0/10

Tik Tik Boom - best song on the album <3 <3 I actually like T.I. part, it fits there ;) 10/10

Body Ache - Myah Ache...........0/10

Til It's Gone - used to be my fave from the album, but now I think it's just ok ;) 7/10

Passenger - ^ 7/10

Chllin' With You - 5,5/10

Don't Cry - 8/10

Brightest Morning Star - imo it's a bit overrated 6,5/10

Hold On Tight - flawless :crying1: 9/10

Now That I Found Avicii You - Avicii-sound-like shit...0/10

Lol now I'm gonna make a review that heather can take seriously

Tracks 1-13 are free of any flaws it's the best album created In history slay a bit Perfectney Jean :pieceofwhat:

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KARA HOW DARE YOU! FLAWLESS JEAN IS FLAWLESS :crying2:

:pieceofwhat:

 

But ok... mine:

 

Alien - very good song ;) 8/10

Work Bitch - slay :queenflopga: 9/10

Perfume - beautiful 7/10

It Should Be Easy - will.i.am shit........0/10

Tik Tik Boom - best song on the album <3 <3 I actually like T.I. part, it fits there ;) 9,5/10

Body Ache - Myah Ache...........0/10

Til It's Gone - used to be my fave from the album, but now I think it's just ok ;) 7/10

Passenger - ^ 7/10

Chllin' With You - 5,5/10

Don't Cry - 8/10

Brightest Morning Star - imo it's a bit overrated 6,5/10

Hold On Tight - flawless :crying1: 9/10

Now That I Found Avicii You -  Avicii-sound-like shit...0/10

it kinda reminds my review but you just exaggerated 

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it kinda reminds my review but you just exaggerated 

Well I am compering songs like it was her only album, but if I compere them to her whole discography - it would be like this:

 

Alien: 6,5/10

Work Bitch: 7,5/10

Perfume: 5/10

It Should Be Easy: 0/10

Tik Tik Boom: 8/10

Body Ache: 0/10

Til It's Gone: 4/10

Passenger: 4/10

Chillin' With You: 2/10

Don't Cry: 6,5/10

Brightest Morning Star: 3/10

Hold On Tight: 7/10

Now That I Found You: 0/10

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Well I am compering songs like it was her only album, but if I compere them to her whole discography - it would be like this:

 

Alien: 6,5/10

Work Bitch: 7,5/10

Perfume: 5/10

It Should Be Easy: 0/10

Tik Tik Boom: 8/10

Body Ache: 0/10

Til It's Gone: 4/10

Passenger: 4/10

Chillin' With You: 2/10

Don't Cry: 6,5/10

Brightest Morning Star: 3/10

Hold On Tight: 7/10

Now That I Found You: 0/10

:displeased:

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