BLACKOUT<3 Posted October 11, 2014 #101 Report Posted October 11, 2014 bj shouldnt even count as an album tbh 1
ste_shango Posted October 11, 2014 #102 Report Posted October 11, 2014 bj shouldnt even count as an album tbh LOL this totally represents BJ 1
BLACKOUT<3 Posted October 11, 2014 #103 Report Posted October 11, 2014 LOL this totally represents BJ Myah Marie had a top 20 hit with Work Bitch and her debut album sold 107,000 in the first week..
ste_shango Posted October 11, 2014 #104 Report Posted October 11, 2014 Myah Marie had a top 20 hit with Work Bitch and her debut album sold 107,000 in the first week.. And I'm happy Britney did some background vocals for her! I'm convinced that you can hear our Brit Brit during the "work - work - work - work..." part! :4music:
BLACKOUT<3 Posted October 11, 2014 #105 Report Posted October 11, 2014 And I'm happy Britney did some background vocals for her! I'm convinced that you can hear our Brit Brit during the "work - work - work - work..." part! :4music: Myah Marie probably fucked William to get rid of britneys vocals and to make britney jean her own album
LiaLovesGodney Posted October 11, 2014 #106 Report Posted October 11, 2014 bj shouldnt even count as an album tbh Tbh. It's just..... 1
BLACKOUT<3 Posted October 11, 2014 #107 Report Posted October 11, 2014 oh god i feel like im in exhell lets be positive and not talk about bj kkai
ste_shango Posted October 11, 2014 #108 Report Posted October 11, 2014 Myah Marie probably fucked William to get rid of britneys vocals and to make britney jean her own album Except WIl.I.Am is probably gay I guess Work Bitch is for him too, you know, term of endearment 1
BLACKOUT<3 Posted October 11, 2014 #109 Report Posted October 11, 2014 Except WIl.I.Am is probably gay I guess Work Bitch is for him too, you know, term of endearment eww omg who da fuck would touch that rat tho eww
ste_shango Posted October 11, 2014 #110 Report Posted October 11, 2014 eww omg who da fuck would touch that rat tho eww i don't know really ewwwwww
BLACKOUT<3 Posted October 11, 2014 #111 Report Posted October 11, 2014 i don't know really ewwwwww omg... Id do anything to breathe and sniff Justin Timberlakes briefs and shoes tho Id do anything to have a sniff of britneys panties and heels
kara Posted October 12, 2014 Author #112 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Floplien: 4 - Melody is weak, vocals are weak, lyrics are decent. Overall mediocre... sounds like a Madonna rejected demo. Work Myah: 7.5 - A good dance song. Not what i wanted for this album but at least it's catchy and well-produced. Too bad Myah is there and sings even more than Britney ... Poorfume: 6.5 - It's catchy and features good vocals, but it has AWFUL lyrics (mark my territory? Seriously? ). The lacking of a climax destroys the song, that could have been way better. It Should Be Erased: 5.5 - Melody is quite catchy, but vocals are unacceptable and the absence of Britney in the chorus it's just... meh. Tik Tik Myah: 6 - Good melody and decent production, but the T.I. featuring is horrendous and those final Myah adlibs are . With better lyrics, no fucking Myah and a great bridge instead of Flop.I. it could have been a very cool song. Ear Ache: 3 - Terrible. It sounds unfinished, the structure of the song is bad, the chorus is boring, lyrics are basic. It sounds like a rough demo for Scream And Shout. And Myah totally slays the second verse ! Till It's Flop: 4 - I don't know why fans freak out so much over this song. Lyrics are actually decent, but vocals are totally plastified (Myah is dat chu on those pre-chorus ), melody is banal, production is OLD. It sounds like a remix for some 2000 unused demo. Myahssenger: 6 - This could have been the best song of this album and one of her best tracks ever. It's still quite enjoyable, but Myah sings the ENTIRE chorus and bridge (not to mention the Keyyyy-YYYY-yyys and the infamous RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE ) and the production is too rough and demo-ish. Passenger should have been a masterpiece... Chilling With Myah: 2 I don't know what they were thinking when this song was written. Just horrendous. And Myah is still there slaying those Britney vocals. Just Cry: 6 - Cute melody, decent lyrics, but it's lacking a bridge and some climax. It's a little "childish" too. Darkest Morning Myah: 5 - It's sweet, cute, nothing more. Production is basic and those chorus are unlistenable. Hold On Tight It's Almost Over: 7 - It's a good song. Some parts are too much autotuned (the bridge), but overall it's really refreshing (especially after things like Body Ache or Chilling With You). Really good lyrics too! Now That I Found Myah: 7 - Very catchy, verses SLAY, decent vocals, decent lyrics. If the chorus were different and not so Avicii this could have been a little masterpiece! :uh huh: TOTAL: 4.5 Some good songs (with mediocre production) and some bad songs (with bad production). Vocals are overall unacceptable (do I have to mention Myah Marie again?), lyrics are decent in some parts but generally lacking, songs sound unfinished and uninspired. After Blackout, Circus and Femme Fatale (three extremely good pop records) this is a total delusion. Bye Will.I.Am! Bye Antony Preston! Bye Myah Marie! I really don't know what Britney and her team were thinking when putting this record out... Best review of the entire thread
Everytime Posted October 12, 2014 #113 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Sweetie Britney is a much more mature album than flop Jean Body ache, chillin with you, perfume, work bitch, it should be easy....such mature songs ya kno you think Anticipating, Cinderella, and That's Where You Take Me are adult?
Everytime Posted October 12, 2014 #114 Report Posted October 12, 2014 WARNING: PERSONAL STORY FUSED WITH WALL OF TEXT APPROACHING It's weird that my least favorite Britney album also yeilded a quartet of songs that really really helped me out. After I stopped using, it got really hard to re-acclimate myself back into normal society. I threw myself back into school, got myself a job I don't think I deserve (somehow I passed the drug screening and I still have no idea how I passed), and to be honest, I wasn't sure if I was doing what was right because I really didn't feel like I belonged, especially as someone who kicked major ass both socially and academically before. Alien really struck a chord with me, because it put words to something I had been struggling with for a long time, and it reminded me that I'm not alone (not alone not alone ) Hold on Tight definitely helped put things into perspective for me, because before I really committed to putting things behind me, I relapsed several times. I was kinda a badass back in the day, but now it's just sad, and in all honesty, when "the cinema fades away" and you realize you're in a pretty dark place "a long way from home," you've gotta make a change and keep it that way. I see a big Christ parallel in HOT, and I've since kept quiet and rediscovered my spiritual side that I've numbed over the past few years. It's been great As part of my huge effort to reclaim my life's direction, I moved across the United States and left my old city, away from all the influences and habits, to start new, away from my wasteful life in a hateful city. Kinda like Alien, NTIFY put into words the second half of my experience, where I slowly became more optimistic about my life and recontextualized my whole experience before. Because, candidly speaking, I can now look at my life and see the enormous change and it really makes me happy. I completely understand "I can see the light / I have flown away / I have come alive / I am blown away" because I am blown away by what I have now, and the love I've felt (even from you guys ). I can live my life, and I believe in faith, and now that I've found myself again, I've lost the hate. I have no idea who I can thank other than some divine authority for the turn around, but even then, I know that said deity will only meet me half-way. No other song has motivated me to get off my self-loathing ass and realize a bright new future for me than Work Bitch. The entire song is about working towards your goals and basically being a totally different type of badass, and that's something I can subscribe to. So there you have it: Britney's much-maligned "personal" album turned out to be pretty personal for someone like me. The rest of it is poorly misguided will.u.not fodder and sloppy seconds, but there's always a bright side y'all alien: 10/10 work bitch: 10/10 perfume: 8/10 - I actually really like the vocals on this song it should be easy: 2/10 -gravest of errors. It Should Be Exterminated tbh tik tik boom: 1/10 - probably the greatest lapse of judgment. Jumping on the pseudo-trap bandwagon ughhhh just do it right the first time and lead instead of follow body ache: 2/10 - ear ache till it's gone: 3/10 - reductive 2011 trash tbqfh, it's a shame the rather thoughtful lyrics had to be tacked onto such a dated track passenger: 5/10 - not the Diplo I signed up for chillin with you: 5/10 - it's funny to listen to and joke about, so at least it has a purpose don't cry: 9/10 - the synths and guitar in this are actually quite on point. Ear candy for me brightest morning star: 6/10 high marks for the verses, not too keen on the rushed chorus hold on tight: 10/10 now that i found you: 10/10 aww I'm so happy for you! I feel the same way with BJ... It's gotten me through a lot more than people will ever know. Work helps me, well, work! Brightest Morning Star and Passenger remind me to love and trust, and Alien (my fave Britney song ever) lets me not feel lonely... Great job!
ste_shango Posted October 12, 2014 #115 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Best review of the entire thread Thank you darling
kara Posted October 12, 2014 Author #116 Report Posted October 12, 2014 you think Anticipating, Cinderella, and That's Where You Take Me are adult? They were age appropriate at the time they recorded Anticipating=girl goin clubbin...slutney That's where you take me=girl in love...justney Cinderella= her talking to the media about how she didn't wanna be perfect princess anymore All personal to what she was goin thru at the time and yes those songs are more mature than ear ache and the rest of flop Jean
kara Posted October 12, 2014 Author #117 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Oh shit! And I thought mine was harsh! But did you lie, tho? No. Where is heather now all I see is tea spilled in that flawfree review 1
kara Posted October 12, 2014 Author #118 Report Posted October 12, 2014 bj shouldnt even count as an album tbh it's a collection of unfinished duets over dated ass edm rejected from Madonna before Britney debuted with bomt tbh 1
kara Posted October 12, 2014 Author #119 Report Posted October 12, 2014 omg... Id do anything to breathe and sniff Justin Timberlakes briefs and shoes tho Id do anything to have a sniff of britneys panties and heels
kara Posted October 12, 2014 Author #120 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Myah Marie had a top 20 hit with Work Bitch and her debut album sold 107,000 in the first week..
CIRCUS Posted October 12, 2014 #121 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Floplien: 4 - Melody is weak, vocals are weak, lyrics are decent. Overall mediocre... sounds like a Madonna rejected demo. Work Myah: 7.5 - A good dance song. Not what i wanted for this album but at least it's catchy and well-produced. Too bad Myah is there and sings even more than Britney ... Poorfume: 6.5 - It's catchy and features good vocals, but it has AWFUL lyrics (mark my territory? Seriously? ). The lacking of a climax destroys the song, that could have been way better. It Should Be Erased: 5.5 - Melody is quite catchy, but vocals are unacceptable and the absence of Britney in the chorus it's just... meh. Tik Tik Myah: 6 - Good melody and decent production, but the T.I. featuring is horrendous and those final Myah adlibs are . With better lyrics, no fucking Myah and a great bridge instead of Flop.I. it could have been a very cool song. Ear Ache: 3 - Terrible. It sounds unfinished, the structure of the song is bad, the chorus is boring, lyrics are basic. It sounds like a rough demo for Scream And Shout. And Myah totally slays the second verse ! Till It's Flop: 4 - I don't know why fans freak out so much over this song. Lyrics are actually decent, but vocals are totally plastified (Myah is dat chu on those pre-chorus ), melody is banal, production is OLD. It sounds like a remix for some 2000 unused demo. Myahssenger: 6 - This could have been the best song of this album and one of her best tracks ever. It's still quite enjoyable, but Myah sings the ENTIRE chorus and bridge (not to mention the Keyyyy-YYYY-yyys and the infamous RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE ) and the production is too rough and demo-ish. Passenger should have been a masterpiece... Chilling With Myah: 2 I don't know what they were thinking when this song was written. Just horrendous. And Myah is still there slaying those Britney vocals. Just Cry: 6 - Cute melody, decent lyrics, but it's lacking a bridge and some climax. It's a little "childish" too. Darkest Morning Myah: 5 - It's sweet, cute, nothing more. Production is basic and those chorus are unlistenable. Hold On Tight It's Almost Over: 7 - It's a good song. Some parts are too much autotuned (the bridge), but overall it's really refreshing (especially after things like Body Ache or Chilling With You). Really good lyrics too! Now That I Found Myah: 7 - Very catchy, verses SLAY, decent vocals, decent lyrics. If the chorus were different and not so Avicii this could have been a little masterpiece! :uh huh: TOTAL: 4.5 Some good songs (with mediocre production) and some bad songs (with bad production). Vocals are overall unacceptable (do I have to mention Myah Marie again?), lyrics are decent in some parts but generally lacking, songs sound unfinished and uninspired. After Blackout, Circus and Femme Fatale (three extremely good pop records) this is a total delusion. Bye Will.I.Am! Bye Antony Preston! Bye Myah Marie! I really don't know what Britney and her team were thinking when putting this record out...
LiaLovesGodney Posted October 12, 2014 #122 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Where is heather now all I see is tea spilled in that flawfree review There's nothing else to argue at this point. BJ is not that good. And for the people who like it. Well....they just need to know that their fave album is Britney's worst musical venture of her entire career. As said by music critics, the gp, and most of her fans (as obviously a lot of us didn't buy it).And to people who don't like Blackout..... I just don't get it. How can you not like something Britney actually put time, influence, and effort into? Verses say FF or BJ, where she probably just showed up and recorded the songs. (But FF actually has mostly great songs on it)
ItsNathanbitch Posted October 12, 2014 #123 Report Posted October 12, 2014 There's nothing else to argue at this point. BJ is not that good. And for the people who like it. Well....they just need to know that their fave album is Britney's worst musical venture of her entire career. As said by music critics, the gp, and most of her fans (as obviously a lot of us didn't buy it). And to people who don't like Blackout..... I just don't get it. How can you not like something Britney actually put time, influence, and effort into? Verses say FF or BJ, where she probably just showed up and recorded the songs. (But FF actually has mostly great songs on it) She actually wrote on BJ though
LiaLovesGodney Posted October 12, 2014 #124 Report Posted October 12, 2014 She actually wrote on BJ though Well, I can't say that (in my opinion) this was her best work in terms of writing the songs. Hold on Tight, Don't Cry, and Alien for example are decent with nice lyrics. The rest borders on juvenile. Not my kind of "personal" or "relatable" music. Tbh I just don't like good lyrics (of which about a third of the album has) on top of EDM music set for the ending credits if a Pixar movie. So even if she did write on every song she didn't put out her best work. :tea: Her best writing was 10 years ago around ITZ and Original Doll/Blackout eras when she was making some beautiful ballads and songs like Rebellion.
ItsNathanbitch Posted October 12, 2014 #125 Report Posted October 12, 2014 Well, I can't say that (in my opinion) this was her best work in terms of writing the songs. Hold on Tight, Don't Cry, and Alien for example are decent with nice lyrics. The rest borders on juvenile. Not my kind of "personal" or "relatable" music. Tbh I just don't like good lyrics (of which about a third of the album has) on top of EDM music set for the ending credits if a Pixar movie. So even if she did write on every song she didn't put out her best work. :tea: Hold On Tight is more than just decent tbh. It's a masterpiece But fair enough, I can see where you're coming from
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