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Okay, so I just got home from Target. I was in the electronic section looking for a PS3 controller when I came across the CD rack with 4 Trailer Shit slots. I also noticed multiple copies of Now That's What I Call Music, so to thank them for awarding Godney the award and for preventing Shit from selling more copies in my city, I placed the Now CDs in front of each 1989 slot. While I was doing this, a 20-year-old girl came up to me and asked me what I was doing, and shooed me away from the rack. She then put the Taylor Swift CDs (while she thought I wasn't looking) in front of most of the other CDs on the rack. 

 

After I picked up my PS3 controller, I walked back to the CD rack and asked her if she was a Taylor fan. She said (in a snotty tone of voice similar to that of a 9-year-old), "Well actually, yes. Yes I am." 

 

:zoomzoom:

 

"Oh, this is awkward." I whispered.

"Why would you do something like that? What has she ever done to you?"

"No, you don't understand. Fan wars get very serious."

"Yeah, I'm aware. I'm on Twitter. But you didn't have any reason to do that."

"Okay?"  :frenchy:

 

And while scoffing, she said "Well have a nice day." and walked away like i.e her dad said no to the piece of candy she wanted to buy.  :thatsfunny:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And since people are asking, yes I was pursuant and I replaced the copies again after I saw her exit the store. :queenflopga: 

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Okay, so I just got home from Target. I was in the electronic section looking for a PS3 controller when I came across the CD rack with 4 Trailer Shit slots. I also noticed multiple copies of Now That's What I Call Music, so to thank them for awarding Godney the award and for preventing Shit from selling more copies in my city, I placed the Now CDs in front of each 1989 slot. While I was doing this, a 20-year-old girl came up to me and

 

asked me what I was doing, and shooed me away from the rack.

She then put the Taylor Swift CDs (while she thought I wasn't looking) in front of most of the other CDs on the rack. 

 

After I picked up my PS3 controller, I walked back to the CD rack and

asked her if she was a Taylor fan.

She said (in a snotty tone of voice similar to that of a 9-year-old), "Well actually, yes. Yes I am." 

 

You should've slapped her right in the face at this point 

 

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:fyea: You did the right thing! You should go to some other stores and do that :trollney:

 

In fact I may go do that myself. I saw some of the 1989 CD's at Starbucks and I was like :hellno:

Today? On #BritneyDay? Bitches please, Godney is literally your #1 customer

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Today? On #BritneyDay? Bitches please, Godney is literally your #1 customer

Yeah :4music: usually they have a variety of albums and some I haven't ever heard of, but it was all just 1989, no other artists and I was like :zoomzoom: really Britney buys more stuff from you than any other artist and this is how you repay her? 

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:fyea: You did the right thing! You should go to some other stores and do that :trollney:

 

In fact I may go do that myself. I saw some of the 1989 CD's at Starbucks and I was like :hellno:

Starbucks should really Promote BJ, or B9, or Britney The Nescessary Greatest Hits Collection7.0 when it comes out :tbh: I cant at them promoting a flop that doesn't even drink coffee, and not their most loyal celebrity costumer :displeased:

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Gurl I would've stolen all the copies, and replace them with Blackout (so they get the taste of a 5th album that actually had effort put into it, and isn't by Taylor, and took like 3 years to make and was actually revolutionary on the pop industry :tbh: )

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Starbucks should really Promote BJ, or B9, or Britney The Nescessary Greatest Hits Collection7.0 when it comes out :tbh: I cant at them promoting a flop that doesn't even drink coffee, and not their most loyal celebrity costumer :displeased:

:mhm: yeah it's disappointing that they promote Taylor, but not once had I seen a Britney album!

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