This Ankle Business Is Becoming Amazing Promotion/hype (As Bad As That Is)

[AudioBritneyBeats]

I AM NOT SAYING THEY DID IT INTENTIONALLY AT ALL, just really good timing apparently.

 

Just days before her new single, the first in 2 years, is to be released, she is plastered everywhere. She was even on the "News" section in the TTC (Toronto Subway). It has brought all this attention to her & her career, she is on everyone's mind.

It's also great promo for the Billboard Music Awards as people will be tuned in to see if/how her ankle will effect her performance. It'll bring in record ratings, and the more people see the performance, the bigger the impact it will have.

 

MAY IS DEFINITELY BRITNEY MONTH Y'ALL!

 

KNOWN PROMO SO FAR:

May 4th - "Pretty Girls" Radio Release

May 4th - Extra Interview, with M/V Sneak Peek. 

May 5th - "Pretty Girls" iTunes Release (Midnight of May 4th/Morning of May 5th)

May 11th - "Pretty Girls" Music Video Release

May 17th - "Pretty Girls" Debut TV Performance

 

Who knows what else will happen? I'm hoping for Iggy/Britney joint Interview on Ellen, where they play a game & perform Pretty Girls....maybe the first week of June? Britney doesn't have a show until August, she could end up doing UK/WW Promo for all we know!

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It's gonna be May

Justin predicted that Britney will bring the slayage that month years ago

[LiaLovesGodney]

My brother, who does not follow Britney or watch anything that would show news about her, just texted me an hour ago and asked me how her ankle was doing (in a mocking way bc he is a little twerp who likes to annoy me). And I was surprised. If he knew about it then it must have spread around a lot.

[AudioBritneyBeats]

My brother, who does not follow Britney or watch anything that would show news about her, just texted me an hour ago and asked me how her ankle was doing (in a mocking way bc he is a little twerp who likes to annoy me). And I was surprised. If he knee about it then it must have spread around a lot.

it seriously is. I am definitely seeing a HUGE debut for Pretty Girls - HAVE UR ITUNES READY!

[M.E.]

My brother, who does not follow Britney or watch anything that would show news about her, just texted me an hour ago and asked me how her ankle was doing (in a mocking way bc he is a little twerp who likes to annoy me). And I was surprised. If he knew about it then it must have spread around a lot.

 

Yes but it's because people are making fun of her like they did to Madonna. The comments on all the articles and videos are disgusting. But tbh Britney is always super successful when the haters are out in full force so...

[Ignacio]

Omg I know she is EVERYWHERE. My boyfriend who lives in Spain sent me pictures of news sites reporting Britney sprained her ankle, that she cancelled her shows... She is such a sensation right now. We did not have this hype for Britney Jean. I'm so happy. 

[howwasisupposetoknow]

I expected promo and some hype but not like this. Britney is on all media outlets right now and it's kinda amazing!

[James]

A person that I've been Skype with for a couple of days sent me a screen shot of Britney's ankle Injury news. Free promo, not in a good way tho I don't if I need to be happy or not.

[Everytime]

Omg I know right? it's kinda sad that this is getting Brit tons of promo

[Everytime]

It's gonna be May

Justin predicted that Britney will bring the slayage that month years ago

[LivinLegend]

Its like everyone is interested in Britney all the sudden it's amazing.   (Not the Broken ankle)

[AudioBritneyBeats]

Yes but it's because people are making fun of her like they did to Madonna. The comments on all the articles and videos are disgusting. But tbh Britney is always super successful when the haters are out in full force so...

really? All i've read is positive comments. 

No offense - but people aren't that mean they'd bash someone for injuring themselves.

[M.E.]

really? All i've read is positive comments. 

No offense - but people aren't that mean they'd bash someone for injuring themselves.

 

You sure about that? Here are a few 'gems' from the video comments:

 

"HAha stupid bitch"

"why couldn't it been her neck...."

"XD I hope that is is broken, lip syncing not talent"

"hahahaha stupid"

"Hags are prone to this"

"God forgive me for laughing"

"If you're into lip-synching and you want to save money, forget the show and watch the music video."

"wasted 1 min and 49 seconds of my life watching terrible dancing for a fall that happens the last second of the video  #FUCKMYLIFE"

"I was hoping to see her carried out on a stretcher or something. Boo this video."

"She deserved it"

"From here, it appears her slut shoes need more ankle support."

"lose some weight"

"God was just like"...that's it, I can't take this anymore." *ankle sprained*"

"she literally did nothing the entire show. she didn't sing and she barely moved yet she still managed to hurt herself lol"

"That was a terrible performance, she seemed way too lazy to put any effort into anything on the stage, and then she sprained her ankle. jeez."

"Made me laugh ;)"

"Britney is still doing concerts? I thought she was dead. I heard she parachuted into Iraq to fight Isis, but landed on a road mine...blew both of her dancing legs off. "

"hahahahahahahahahahah"

"she can't even dance, who cares? lol"

"A little too much weight for those ankles to support perhaps?"

"She's an ole lady whose messed up her body by having kids, doing drugs, whatever else.  The joints will fail.  Weak ankles."

"She is a genius, the fall makes almost unnoticeable her cheap lip-singing."

"fuck that old bitch, she just has to stop no one wants to see her old ass doing some bullshit form 15 20 years ago"

"Finally some real entertainment   LMAO"

"LOL. Best laugh i've had in ages."

"lol dumb bitch."

"This bitch is old as shit she needs to be pulled from the spotlight"

"she is like 40 years old. Another decade or two and she will be 6 feet under."

"lip synching moron"

"Hilarious!!!!!!!!"

"Shes old she cant dance anymore she lip syncs such fail xD"

"HAHA BITCH THATS WHAT YOU GET FUCK YOU AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA"

"Two whole agonizing minutes just to see a fall at three seconds to the end. I hate myself."

"Omg she gets paid millions to do this??? Lol it's a sick twisted world we live in."

"She's not as agile as she used to be.  Perhaps she should shed a few pounds too...."

"Ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhuh ahh haaaaaahhhhaaaaahhaa hahaha"

"Was waiting for her to break her ankle while watching it.."

"hahaha,  love it... if a fucking asteroid fell on her head she would still have to mime her own song.  lol"

"This is the first time I've been entertained by Britney Spears"

"lol i thought she sprained her ankle in the beginning that was terrible dancing on her part"

"I wish that fatty could sing and dance at the same time like Madonna"

"Haha she moves like an old lady."

"hope she got shot in the head returning home"

"Brittany Spears is still a thing?"

"Holy shiet that looks embarrasing. She already embarrassed herself enough though"

"shes soooooo oldddd"

"Fat people lipsyncing...."

"Ha! Stupid bitch! Eat a fucking salad!"

"Who's prostitute is this here?"

"I'm sad because she survived"

"slut"

 

[carlitos'crib]

You sure about that? Here are a few 'gems' from the video comments:

 

"HAha stupid bitch"

"why couldn't it been her neck...."

"XD I hope that is is broken, lip syncing not talent"

"hahahaha stupid"

"Hags are prone to this"

"God forgive me for laughing"

"If you're into lip-synching and you want to save money, forget the show and watch the music video."

"wasted 1 min and 49 seconds of my life watching terrible dancing for a fall that happens the last second of the video  #FUCKMYLIFE"

"I was hoping to see her carried out on a stretcher or something. Boo this video."

"She deserved it"

"From here, it appears her slut shoes need more ankle support."

"lose some weight"

"God was just like"...that's it, I can't take this anymore." *ankle sprained*"

"she literally did nothing the entire show. she didn't sing and she barely moved yet she still managed to hurt herself lol"

"That was a terrible performance, she seemed way too lazy to put any effort into anything on the stage, and then she sprained her ankle. jeez."

"Made me laugh ;)"

"Britney is still doing concerts? I thought she was dead. I heard she parachuted into Iraq to fight Isis, but landed on a road mine...blew both of her dancing legs off. "

"hahahahahahahahahahah"

"she can't even dance, who cares? lol"

"A little too much weight for those ankles to support perhaps?"

"She's an ole lady whose messed up her body by having kids, doing drugs, whatever else.  The joints will fail.  Weak ankles."

"She is a genius, the fall makes almost unnoticeable her cheap lip-singing."

"fuck that old bitch, she just has to stop no one wants to see her old ass doing some bullshit form 15 20 years ago"

"Finally some real entertainment   LMAO"

"LOL. Best laugh i've had in ages."

"lol dumb bitch."

"This bitch is old as shit she needs to be pulled from the spotlight"

"she is like 40 years old. Another decade or two and she will be 6 feet under."

"lip synching moron"

"Hilarious!!!!!!!!"

"Shes old she cant dance anymore she lip syncs such fail xD"

"HAHA BITCH THATS WHAT YOU GET FUCK YOU AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA"

"Two whole agonizing minutes just to see a fall at three seconds to the end. I hate myself."

"Omg she gets paid millions to do this??? Lol it's a sick twisted world we live in."

"She's not as agile as she used to be.  Perhaps she should shed a few pounds too...."

"Ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhuh ahh haaaaaahhhhaaaaahhaa hahaha"

"Was waiting for her to break her ankle while watching it.."

"hahaha,  love it... if a fucking asteroid fell on her head she would still have to mime her own song.  lol"

"This is the first time I've been entertained by Britney Spears"

"lol i thought she sprained her ankle in the beginning that was terrible dancing on her part"

"I wish that fatty could sing and dance at the same time like Madonna"

"Haha she moves like an old lady."

"hope she got shot in the head returning home"

"Brittany Spears is still a thing?"

"Holy shiet that looks embarrasing. She already embarrassed herself enough though"

"shes soooooo oldddd"

"Fat people lipsyncing...."

"Ha! Stupid bitch! Eat a fucking salad!"

"Who's prostitute is this here?"

"I'm sad because she survived"

"slut"

 

 

 

Floptina fans I guess 

[Nightmare3P]

Even on the WWE Facebook page they posted about it saying her fall was bad but not as bad as "this one" of Undertaker and posted a video of his fall from a ladder. Britney's impact