Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 #1 Report Posted June 21, 2015 How awkward must be for Britney (or anyone) to be in a recording studio, and they have to record phrases with a sexual intention like: "oh yeah" "get nasty" "ah ah" "ooooh" "*whispers* don't you know" "you know i need you, i just want you to touch me" "hmmm" "like that" "i just wanna dance next to you" "it just feels good, i just can't help myself" "ah ha, ah ha"
LivingLegendaryBritney Posted June 21, 2015 #2 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Or the POM GN interlude moaning sounds
Britnoy Posted June 21, 2015 #3 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Imagine her parents being there in the studio while she's recording it...
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #4 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Or the POM GN interlude moaning sounds and the interlude before BOM on the Circus Tour
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #5 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Imagine her parents being there in the studio while she's recording it...
I_need_me Posted June 21, 2015 #6 Report Posted June 21, 2015 It must be really awkward! Specially when you're just standing there, with people looking at you
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #7 Report Posted June 21, 2015 It must be really awkward! Specially when you're just standing there, with people looking at you "c'mon Britney, we gotta feel that moan!"
I_need_me Posted June 21, 2015 #8 Report Posted June 21, 2015 "c'mon Britney, we gotta feel that moan!" Now that I think about it, it also has to be really awkward when the producer tells her "Ok Britney, I'm gonna need you to moan, just get comfortable and do your thing" 1
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #10 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Now that I think about it, it also has to be really awkward when the producer tells her "Ok Britney, I'm gonna need you to moan, just get comfortable and do your thing" "that part 'i just want you to touch me' i want you to whisper it really sensual as if you're telling it to me, i need to feel it. this last time it wasn't turning me on"
Ariana Grande Posted June 21, 2015 #11 Report Posted June 21, 2015 I don't think it's that awkward actually, cause when you're singing you get in the mood of the song; to put it in Britney's perspective, while recording a song, she even visualizes what the video would be like and such And the adlibs are not just recorded out of the blue, they listen to the whole song and they add stuff they feel fitting to it. And luz bee reyal, those producers got boners while listening to Britney moan
Ariana Grande Posted June 21, 2015 #12 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Or the POM GN interlude moaning sounds Those aren't hers tho Imagine her parents being there in the studio while she's recording it... Now THAT is awkward and the interlude before BOM on the Circus Tour That one is sexy af. "Hey baby, you wanna play with me?"
Dragneel Posted June 21, 2015 #13 Report Posted June 21, 2015 I don't think it's that awkward actually, cause when you're singing you get in the mood of the song; to put it in Britney's perspective, while recording a song, she even visualizes what the video would be like and such And the adlibs are not just recorded out of the blue, they listen to the whole song and they add stuff they feel fitting to it. And luz bee reyal, those producers got boners while listening to Britney moan That would have made it even more awkward...She is recording "touch of my hand", she fantasizes that she masturbates and moans in front of the producer and her father... Not awkward at all...
Ariana Grande Posted June 21, 2015 #14 Report Posted June 21, 2015 That would have made it even more awkward...She is recording "touch of my hand", she fantasizes that she masturbates and moans in front of the producer and her father... Not awkward at all... Not really, she obviously thought about recording this song while practicing Maybe she touched herself after recording it or before, to get in the mood and stuff
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #15 Report Posted June 21, 2015 That one is sexy af. "Hey baby, you wanna play with me?" "cmon Britney, stop playing with your children....you know what....say that to me now while i record it"
heather Posted June 21, 2015 #16 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Considering everyone speaks about what a professional Britney is, not awkward at all. She's doing her job, I doubt she and her producers are giggling like 12 year olds because Britney moaned on a certain adlib/background 1
Britnoy Posted June 21, 2015 #17 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Those aren't hers tho Now THAT is awkward That one is sexy af. "Hey baby, you wanna play with me?" "cmon Britney, stop playing with your children....you know what....say that to me now while i record it" Imagine her kids when they get older and their class mates tell them something like: "Hey! Your mom is so fucking hot! I'd fuck her till she moans like in her songs"
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #18 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Imagine her kids when they get older and their class mates tell them something like: "Hey! Your mom is so fucking hot! I'd fuck her till she moans like in her songs" "hey jayden!!!...watch this hot girl!"
Britnoy Posted June 21, 2015 #19 Report Posted June 21, 2015 "hey jayden!!!...watch this hot girl!" Poor kids! I know is not Britney's fault but it must be like a curse being the son of a sex symbol
LivingLegendaryBritney Posted June 21, 2015 #20 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Those aren't hers tho Ik but imagine whoever recorded that
Brian.TheDog Posted June 21, 2015 Author #21 Report Posted June 21, 2015 Poor kids! I know is not Britney's fault but it must be like a curse being the son of a sex symbol "hey preston, let's look at this website that has girls with barely any clothes on..., let's click here!!"
Nelli Gaidai Posted June 22, 2015 #22 Report Posted June 22, 2015 hmm i think it really must not feel awkward cuz she seems to not have a problem with recording at all.. she also has a recording studio in her own house (well not sure if she does anymore) but pretty sure that is where she must of recorded that stuff
Brian.TheDog Posted June 22, 2015 Author #23 Report Posted June 22, 2015 hmm i think it really must not feel awkward cuz she seems to not have a problem with recording at all.. she also has a recording studio in her own house (well not sure if she does anymore) but pretty sure that is where she must of recorded that stuff we'll never know for sure
Joanhs Posted June 22, 2015 #24 Report Posted June 22, 2015 Considering everyone speaks about what a professional Britney is, not awkward at all. She's doing her job, I doubt she and her producers are giggling like 12 year olds because Britney moaned on a certain adlib/background Exactly, She knows it's part of her "Character", and she know it adds something to the song so it isn't just flat.. 1
Mr American Dream Posted June 22, 2015 #25 Report Posted June 22, 2015 She records the "ooh" "uuh" etc parts while chewing something. For example, I remember listening to the recording of Break the Ice. She is eating chips or ice cream and suddenly says "oh yeah, this feel so nice" referring to the food she's having, meanwhile the producer decides to cut it out and put it in the song as a sexy vibe. And at the end when the whole team, including Britney, is listening to the song, something like this probably happens: *Management, Britney and producer listening to BTI* *Britney hears the "I love this part" part* Britney: "Sweetie, you know that I was just enjoying my ice cream, you know. I never really meant to say that, you know? Why did you put it in the song? I'm a mom now, not a nasty bitch anymore, you know? " Producer: "Well, Britney, I thought you might enjoy it because it adds to the song, it makes it more urban and fresh. Thought you wanted something artsy-fartsy, am I not mistaken?" *Britney starting to lose her temper* Britney: " And how am I supposed to lip-sync that on stage, in front of so many people? It would feel awkward, like I'm stimulating orgasm, you know? It's not really cool, you know, I wanted something really cool, faded, with muted colours, something really really artsy-fartsy and personal. What shall I say to my fans now?" Larry: "No worries, Britney. We will delete the original vocals and put Myahs instead, so that you won't feel awkward singing the song live, alright? Oh, and also we will say that the current product is a demo, so your fans would think that it's not your vocals but Keri Hilson's. Alright?" Britney: Producer: "I ain't gonna produce another song for you, Britney. That was it." Britney:" No problem, I will call my bestie, Will. Larry, call Will ASAP. I want him to produce my new artsy-fartsy album, it will be called "Britney Jean" as a term of endearment for the personal tracks on it. " *Larry dialing Will on the phone* Larry: "Perfect, excellent job, Britney. One of the most personal and bright ideas you've ever given. Executive producer and writing credits to all songs for you. Oh, hey, Will, what's up? " edit: I was bored
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