Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

:xf11::omgosh:

Imagine her kids when they get older and their class mates tell them something like: "Hey! Your mom is so fucking hot! I'd fuck her till she moans like in her songs" :idgitbh::britdrown:

:orangu::gloria: that would be so f*cking weird

Posted

 

Imagine her parents being there in the studio while she's recording it...  :lmaolol:

 

she wouldnt allow that lol. she didnt allow her dad to see her kissing in the perfume video so i am sure that is forbidden ground for him  :lmaolol:

Posted

She records the "ooh" "uuh" etc parts while chewing something. For example, I remember listening to the recording of Break the Ice. She is eating chips or ice cream and suddenly says "oh yeah, this feel so nice" referring to the food she's having, meanwhile the producer decides to cut it out and put it in the song as a sexy vibe. And at the end when the whole team, including Britney, is listening to the song, something like this probably happens:

*Management, Britney and producer listening to BTI* 

music-gif.gif

*Britney hears the "I love this part" part*

giphy.gif

tumblr_meryuoi3qP1r3ty02o1_500.gif

Britney: "Sweetie, you know that I was just enjoying my ice cream, you know. I never really meant to say that, you know? Why did you put it in the song? I'm a mom now, not a nasty bitch anymore, you know?  :idc1: "

Producer: "Well, Britney, I thought you might enjoy it because it adds to the song, it makes it more urban and fresh. Thought you wanted something artsy-fartsy, am I not mistaken?"

tumblr_lc60h9ZOTr1qe0qyho1_500.gif

*Britney starting to lose her temper*

britbritaintamused.gif

Britney: " And how am I supposed to lip-sync that on stage, in front of so many people? It would feel awkward, like I'm stimulating orgasm, you know? It's not really cool, you know, I wanted something really cool, faded, with muted colours, something really really artsy-fartsy and personal. What shall I say to my fans now?" tumblr_mxh4lutwsI1qd8zg3o4_250.gif

Larry: "No worries, Britney. We will delete the original vocals and put Myahs instead, so that you won't feel awkward singing the song live, alright? Oh, and also we will say that the current product is a demo, so your fans would think that it's not your vocals but Keri Hilson's. Alright?"JD3Xq.gif

Britney: tumblr_ncf55kk9O01qd8zg3o1_500.gif

Producer: "I ain't gonna produce another song for you, Britney. That was it." Screaming-GIF-5.gif?gs=a

Britney:" tumblr_mxi0a3kS921qee6wmo7_r1_250.gif No problem, I will call my bestie, Will. Larry, call Will ASAP. I want him to produce my new artsy-fartsy album, it will be called "Britney Jean" as a term of endearment for the personal tracks on it. "giphy.gif

*Larry dialing Will on the phone* 

Larry: "Perfect, excellent job, Britney. One of the most personal and bright ideas you've ever given. Executive producer and writing credits to all songs for you. Oh, hey, Will, what's up? tumblr_lnz7a8wj6r1qlbzwdo1_500.gif"

edit: I was bored  :pieceofwhat:

 

did that thesis get accepted? :pieceofwhat:

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. Terms of Use Privacy Policy Guidelines