David Posted June 12, 2014 #1 Report Posted June 12, 2014 Britney Spears is desperate to lose weight, and she’s ready to use enemas to do it, claims the National Enquirer. According to the tabloid, “After packing on 30 pounds, the ‘Toxic’ singer plans to copy the late Some Like It Hotsexpot Marilyn Monroe and use enemas to shed her excess baggage.†But why would Spears turn to such a risky plan? A supposed “insider†reveals that “Britney will do anything to avoid working out and eating sensibly to slim down.†The mag’s so-called “insider†explains, “When Britney read about how Marilyn relied on enemas, she figured to maybe give it a try.†For good measure — and seemingly a little more drama — the tabloid adds that “pals fear she could be playing with fire, especially since some claim that Marilyn’s ‘suicide’ at age 36 in August 1962 was actually a murder caused by a poisoned enema.†Wait, the Enquirer first says Spears is losing weight via enemas, and now is adding she may also allegedly be murdered via an enema?! Regardless, Gossip Cop checked with Spears’ rep, who confirms the Enquirer report is “not true at all.†I didn't know you could use enema to lose weight.. I only thought it had.. well.. one particular use #bottomissues 2
MIKE Posted June 12, 2014 #3 Report Posted June 12, 2014 I didn't know you could use enema to lose weight.. I only thought it had.. well.. one particular use #bottomissues #bottomissues. 1
GotBritsBack Posted June 12, 2014 #4 Report Posted June 12, 2014 A poisoned enema? What the hell is that. Gurl would just take laxatives....by the time she is rinsing out...calories are already digested
Britnoy Posted June 12, 2014 #5 Report Posted June 12, 2014 I didn't know you could use enema to lose weight.. I only thought it had.. well.. one particular use #bottomissues Some anorexic/bulimic people do this to lose weight fast and is really dangerous... This is clearly fake.
David Posted June 12, 2014 Author #6 Report Posted June 12, 2014 Theres no way she's put 30 pounds on though! if anything she looks even slimmer haha such BS That's what I was thinking, her body looked better than ever during POM!
GotBritsBack Posted June 12, 2014 #7 Report Posted June 12, 2014 Theres no way she's put 30 pounds on though! if anything she looks even slimmer haha such BS If Brinny put on 30 lbs her jaw line would not exist. She aint the most ripped atm, but she is definitely slimmer and more shapely. Watch them post a picture from 2007.
kinganthony Posted June 12, 2014 #8 Report Posted June 12, 2014 i read that too. i did not want to mainpage it. to negative it is probably BS 3
IGOTYOUCRAZY Posted June 12, 2014 #9 Report Posted June 12, 2014 "After packing on 30 pounds" ... ... 1
Slayney Spears Posted June 12, 2014 #11 Report Posted June 12, 2014 stopped reading after National Enquirer 3
GotBritsBack Posted June 12, 2014 #13 Report Posted June 12, 2014 I didn't know you could die from an enema and now I'm kinda scared for myself Cayenne water enema *L* Burn ya from the inside I know some on Exhale said she needed some fire in her ass....but common. Let Brinny lose weight her style - through acrobatic sex 1
heather Posted June 12, 2014 #15 Report Posted June 12, 2014 i find it really sad that all these tabloids make up shit about britney being "desperate to lose weight" as if she's some obese monster. she looks great 1
Matilda Posted June 12, 2014 #19 Report Posted June 12, 2014 National Enquirer tho ^THIS I CALL BULLSHIT 2
Far Beyond Posted June 12, 2014 #21 Report Posted June 12, 2014 i read that too. i did not want to mainpage it. to negative it is probably BS defnly bullshit why use enemas this day n age, when she could totally just do colonics? Plus I'd like to see the pap's pix from the enema session before I believe
kinganthony Posted June 12, 2014 #22 Report Posted June 12, 2014 defnly bullshit why use enemas this day n age, when she could totally just do colonics? Plus I'd like to see the pap's pix from the enema session before I believe its always something. when it comes to her about her weight they can never leave her alone 1
Far Beyond Posted June 12, 2014 #23 Report Posted June 12, 2014 its always something. when it comes to her about her weight they can never leave her alone yup butt imagine an enema cam, defnly doesnt exist, like National Enquirer paps dont have shit on her
How I Roll Posted June 12, 2014 #25 Report Posted June 12, 2014 fucking fake again can medias leave her alone
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