Spearitual Sunday Service -12/10/17

[HolySpearit]

Hello children of Uniheaven! 

I have a very special Spearitual Sunday sermon for you today, but first let us light our vanilla candles and recite the Holy prayer:

 

 

My sermon to you today is about that little rumor that Britney is leaving RCA  

that rumor that has ignited a little spark of hope in me, hope for a Better era in this coming year  

and even tho there are no hints as to which label she would go to, I've done some thinking and I would like

us all to collectively pray that she ends up with Interscope!!  here's why!

 

If you know something about marketing/advertising you can kinda see a trend in the promotional strategies

and even in the kind of culture that exists in different record labels. You can tell what they value and what they allow

their artists to do. Columbia for example is a label that would be great for Britney, if she still had the reputation of someone like

Beyoncé, because it seems like everyone at Columbia is doing really well. HOWEVER it is important that we don't kid ourselves 

as far as how the world views Britney at this point  WE love and respect Britney, WE know that she still has it, that intuition of whats works, her artistic vision was on point in Glory, and it was seriously such a waste of an AMAZING album when it came to her promotion. this is not to say that 1 or 2 things from the era weren't good. but overall I think we can all agree that RCA does not know what they're doing with her. 

They have far too long promoted her like she's RuPaul FFS because they have a really shallow view of her demographic. 

 

But here's why she would not do well in a label like Columbia: She doesn't want to promote enough to even try to be a #1 pop girl. and at this point in her career she doesn't have to! Glory is very similar to Britney's unreleased material   and I can only imagine that it didn't get released because it was not considered radio friendly enough. But here's the thing, that's what people love nowadays!

 

Now you look at a label like Interscope: who do they represent? Lana Del Rey, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar... all of those artists barely do any promotion, have very experimental sounds that are not exactly radio friendly. As someone with a marketing degree, I believe the reason they can sell well without much promo, is because the promo they do is in media channels that are more underground and not saturated with top charting artists. The lack of competition in those channels makes their promotions more impactful, and its almost like being promoted that way makes them more edgy and mysterious and cool. At the end of the day the GP are sheep, and if you tell them someone is cool, they are cool. The problem is no one is saying that about Britney anymore right?  

 

 

so please,   , join me today to pray that Britney signs with Interscope, or at least with a record label that allows her to create another amazing album, that doesn't pressure her to be on top again, and just allows her to execute her dark and edgy artistic vision with her promotional material such as music video (*cough*flopfume ,makeme*cough*) 

 

And as a final note, please know that I am here for anyone who wants to talk or confess their sins! I am your friend  

 

Godney Bless you all  

 

 

[HeadstrongWolf]

Amen

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Larry confirmed Britney isn't switching labels though
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exclusive-no-britney-spears-not-leaving-rca-columbia-records/

[Wendy Williams]

30 minutes ago, Turn Ya Head said:

Larry confirmed Britney isn't switching labels though
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exclusive-no-britney-spears-not-leaving-rca-columbia-records/

 

[HolySpearit]

49 minutes ago, Turn Ya Head said:

Larry confirmed Britney isn't switching labels though
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exclusive-no-britney-spears-not-leaving-rca-columbia-records/

 

 

 

wait...  

 

 

 

 nooooo!!!!

 

 I feel so dead inside right now omg 

[Guest]

5 hours ago, HolySpearit said:

 

 

 

wait...  

 

 

 

 nooooo!!!!

 

 I feel so dead inside right now omg 

Same, she deserves better than RCA

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

What?  

[Aleks]

Thank you for a beautiful Sunday service, mama! I can feel the power and love of Godney again   We can't give up hope. Even when people are saying it won't happen. Your spiritual guidance will lead us to salvation and purification.

 

• Book of Godney 31:41 - But you will not lose faith 'cause I will lead the way
• 2. Britbrit 24:82 - Never, ever lose your passion to dream

 

Praise Godney, amen