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this is the one that changed my life first

 

I have this recorded on vhs, and I was lucky to have 2 copies because I wore that tape out

haha i remember when i saw the performance on vhs there was a little version of me sitting there like whoa i need to have this as a poster on my wall and then i got mad because i thought she should be singing to me

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haha i remember when i saw the performance on vhs there was a little version of me sitting there like whoa i need to have this as a poster on my wall and then i got mad because i thought she should be singing to me

I was a boob kinda guy, then I saw that Hawaiian concert, and that dress changed some things for me

 

I used to use that as my argument w people when I heard someone call her ugly (haters said such things...and if it was a female, I brought jealousy issues into their lives, not on purpose but as a response to insulting her beauty)

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:gloria:

 

i guess the internet brings out the creep in people

 

i honestly feel like a perv admiring britney's ass so much

 

but i can't stop

 

because it's perfect

i have a problem with my penis haha i need to get help i remember when i was in military bootcamp two years ago and they handed out informational flyers and there was this 40 or 50 year old lady on there and she wasn't attractive but i started getting in the mood

i need to get help soon before its too late

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i have a problem with my penis haha i need to get help i remember when i was in military bootcamp two years ago and they handed out informational flyers and there was this 40 or 50 year old lady on there and she wasn't attractive but i started getting in the mood

i need to get help soon before its too late

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Craigslist if youre desperate 

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i have a problem with my penis haha i need to get help i remember when i was in military bootcamp two years ago and they handed out informational flyers and there was this 40 or 50 year old lady on there and she wasn't attractive but i started getting in the mood

i need to get help soon before its too late

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:gloria:

 

"i have a problem with my penis"

 

:gloria:

 

:gloria:

 

great opening line

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Britney is my goal

I have a fitness question!!

How can I work that section of my back like Britney has...mmmm I dont know how to tell lol.. mm...low back?

 

Hey gurl

 

that's called your lumbar region!

 

you can work them out with DEADLIFTS - which by the way also work out your ASS and YOU THIGHS

 

or you can put like a bar/stick across your back, hold with you shoulders over the bar, laying on your stomach and do like a 'seal-like' motion upwards!

haha if you want to get help with your problems you can't be in denial 

 

fair enough!

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:gloria:

 

perfection!

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i have sex in real life haha i just have a high sex drive and little things get me in the mood if i see someone at walmart or something that looks good it does something to me

just tryin to help another 

 

and the topic of thirst could go pretty deep

 

Im not sure if I wanna add to it right now

 

but I get it,

I like the line in the Nirvana song Lithium..."Im so horny, but that's okay my will is good"

 

You must master yourself

 

I go to the dojo quite frequently, to learn the skills

 

anyways...

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Hey gurl

 

that's called your lumbar region!

 

you can work them out with DEADLIFTS - which by the way also work out your ASS and YOU THIGHS

 

or you can put like a bar/stick across your back, hold with you shoulders over the bar, laying on your stomach and do like a 'seal-like' motion upwards!

 

fair enough!

 

 

:gloria:

 

perfection!

you should create a separate Ass thread with Britney pix as inspiration

 

but also list Ass sculpting and increasing techniques of excercise, yoga, pilates, and shit

 

work bitch

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just tryin to help another 

 

and the topic of thirst could go pretty deep

 

Im not sure if I wanna add to it right now

 

but I get it,

I like the line in the Nirvana song Lithium..."Im so horny, but that's okay my will is good"

 

You must master yourself

 

I go to the dojo quite frequently, to learn the skills

 

anyways...

thanks anyways and all of that is too much work i just go watch porn 

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you should create a separate Ass thread with Britney pix as inspiration

 

but also list Ass sculpting and increasing techniques of excercise, yoga, pilates, and shit

 

work bitch

 

my life is a separate Britney Ass thread with pictures as inspiration to ass sculpt 

 

:gloria:

 

i'll go find more pictures

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