U Wanna? Pt. 3...three Is A Charm Two Is Not The Same

[kara]

By now u guys know the drill after reviewing myahs debut album m.yah Jean By request our next featured album is Britney's best album imo....the legendary and iconic BLACKOUT

Gimme more( before clicking play I was freakin out b/c it was So long since we had a single from an upcoming album and after years of chaos I doubted her abilities to slay especially following itz b/c I hated that album...however this instantly became my favorite Britney song and still is I was also surprised at how AMAZING her vocals sounded ) infinity/10

Piece of me( I was slayed upon first listen and some pink haired bitch leaked it and I was slayed hard I thought it could have been the first single) 1 billion/10

Radar( her vocals are so sexy and I thought Keri hilson was slaying the "I got cha" parts in conclusion Britney slayed the shit out of me) 5 zillion/ 10

Break the ice( I remember the demo was called "it's been a while" and ppl dissed it on Britney experts and I was stannin from the beginnin) 68 zillion/10

Heaven on earth( imo it's the only song I'd skip and I gave 2007ney side eye for sayin THIS was her favorite song on the album it's easily forgettable and annoyin I felt state of grace shud have occupied that space) 5/10

Get naked( I hated danjas vocals but now damn did I say gm was my fave? This is sexney at her finest no other slutney song compares needed a video BAD) broke my scale

Toy soldier( I hated it at first but this shit slays the universe and it's so underrated imo she was so fierce and cocky) 78065 zillion/10

Hot as ice( was slayed by the album version vocals she sounded like floptina in the beginning) 500/10

Perfect lover( I remember the demo was called "got me high" I used to get it confused with break the ice for some reason but I always loved it although I don't listen to it much but it's flawfree as well) 7 billion/10

Ooh ooh baby( flawfree song those vocals make me wanna touch myself...and u ) 9458356 zillion/10

Freakshow( loved it from jump) 7 trillion/10

Wsibs( the REAL personalney...so underrated love the song but this and sugarfall could have both been on the album I love them equally please return r&bney) 790086432211460098632/10

Outta this world(legendary iconic flawfree bow to Keri hilson) broke my scale

The unreleased tracks from this album shit on circus ff and bj

Post your reviews and rankings of Britney's only album that sits in the hall of fame and inspired even her idols Madonna to bite her style and Whitney to work with danja and sn for those that say danja was only good on b/o listen to other genres cunts and his work on danity Kane's "welcome to the dollhouse" shits on the watered down tracks her team wanted for circus although I do love blur

[Shadow]

Too lazy to write a review so I'll just only rate them

GM: 7-8/10

POM: 9/10

Radar: 10/10

BTI: 9/10

HOE: 10/10

GN: 10/10

TS: 10/10

HAI: 8/10

PL: 7-8/10

OOB: 7-8/10

Freakshow: 10/10

WSIBS: 10/10

OTW: 100/10

[kara]

Too lazy to write a review so I'll just only rate them

GM: 7-8/10

POM: 9/10

Radar: 10/10

BTI: 9/10

HOE: 10/10

GN: 10/10

TS: 10/10

HAI: 8/10

PL: 7-8/10

OOB: 7-8/10

Freakshow: 10/10

WSIBS: 10/10

OTW: 100/10

I love wsibs but ranked higher than gm

[Shadow]

I love wsibs but ranked higher than gm

Gm use to be my fav Britney song but after overplaying it I think it's a little meh.

[kara]

Gm use to be my fav Britney song but after overplaying it I think it's a little meh.

Heaven on earth deserves a lower rankin than gm lbr

[adrenaliner]

GM: 14053495329509325032/10 i love it
POM: 10000000000000000/10  so sweet
Radar: 9/10 cool
BTI: 123985839139940932 times infinity/10 something more urban
HOE: 7/10 very faded
GN: someone really needs to fix the scale on this one/10 million billion
TS: 185474/10 pussyfied
HAI: 1000000/10 all of my songs are fucking amazing
PL:  906/10 my pussy is hanging out 
OOB: 9/10 i would give it more, but the fact that she is singing it to her kids makes me feel little uncomfortable 
Freakshow: 900/10 rock with your cocks out
WSIBS: 1000/10 i'm sad
OTW: 1000/10 i'm very excited

[kara]

GM: 14053495329509325032/10 i love it

POM: 10000000000000000/10 so sweet

Radar: 9/10 cool

BTI: 123985839139940932 times infinity/10 something more urban

HOE: 7/10 very faded

GN: someone really needs to fix the scale on this one/10 million billion

TS: 185474/10 pussyfied

HAI: 1000000/10 all of my songs are fucking amazing

PL: 906/10 my pussy is hanging out

OOB: 9/10 i would give it more, but the fact that she is singing it to her kids makes me feel little uncomfortable

Freakshow: 900/10 rock with your cocks out

WSIBS: 1000/10 i'm sad

OTW: 1000/10 i'm very excited

Flawfree review slay a bit

[POMNEY :3]

Gimme More 100000-10

Piece of Me 29-10

Radar (blackout version) 7-10

Radar (circus version 9-10

Break the Ice (70000000-10

HOE 5-10

Get naked 9-10

Freakshow: 11-10

Toy Soldier 10-10

Hot as Ice 50000-10

Ooh Ooh Baby (123456789-10)

Perfect Lover 10-10

Why Should I Be sad 10-10

Get Back 987654325553-10

[kara]

Gimme More 100000-10

Piece of Me 29-10

Radar (blackout version) 7-10

Radar (circus version 9-10

Break the Ice (70000000-10

HOE 5-10

Get naked 9-10

Freakshow: 11-10

Toy Soldier 10-10

Hot as Ice 50000-10

Ooh Ooh Baby (123456789-10)

Perfect Lover 10-10

Why Should I Be sad 10-10

Get Back 987654325553-10

Hoe

[POMNEY :3]

Hoe

I hadn't even realized that

[kara]

I hadn't even realized that

The abbreviation is Better than the song

[POMNEY :3]

The abbreviation is Better than the song

[kara]

[BLACKOUT<3]

Blackout:

 

Gimme More 10-10 what can i say... its britney betch

Piece Of Me 9-10 its a cool single

Radar- 9-10 Radar horse 

Break The Ice- 10-10       my pussy got so wet the first time I heard this song

Heaven On Earth- 7-10 its okay meh... 

Get Naked- 6-10 it sounds like a mess tbh 

Freakshow 10-10 shoudlve been a single 

Toy Solider- 6-10 eww

 

Hot As Ice- 10-10 YASSS GODNEY BITCH!!!     

Ooh Ooh Baby -10-10 

Perfect Lover- 9-10 

 

Why Should I Be Sad? 10-10

 

Get Back- 10-10

Everybody- 9-10

Outta This World- 10-10   

 

I love this album.. Outta this world shouldve replace toy shit 

[BLACKOUT<3]

Gimme More 100000-10

Piece of Me 29-10

Radar (blackout version) 7-10

Radar (circus version 9-10

Break the Ice (70000000-10

HOE 5-10

Get naked 9-10

Freakshow: 11-10

Toy Soldier 10-10

Hot as Ice 50000-10

Ooh Ooh Baby (123456789-10)

Perfect Lover 10-10

Why Should I Be sad 10-10

Get Back 987654325553-10

imagine if britney made a song called hoe

 

"these hoes be stealing my shit

yo katy hoe wanna lick dis pussy

where yo hoe dick at justin

is yo hoe ass cunt jessia fucking yo ass 

with ha hoe ass dick"

 

[POMNEY :3]

imagine if britney made a song called hoe

 

"these hoes be stealing my shit

yo katy hoe wanna lick dis pussy

where yo hoe dick at justin

is yo hoe ass cunt jessia fucking yo ass 

with ha hoe ass dick"

 

:gloria after her rap, Its britney hoe

[BLACKOUT<3]

:gloria after her rap, Its britney hoe

its britney hoe

see ya on the dance floor

strippin to gimme more

well hoe i own this shit

its britney hoe

queen of pop

shitting on madonna all day

its britney hoe

nicki calling us a stupid hoe

when that bitch is a hoe

Nickis a stupid stupid hoe 

yo a stupiddd hoeee

 

Justin oh baby

cant you see

your pussy couldnt handle 

this cookie

whats that you like being fucked up the ass

by Jay-Z?

 

its britney hoe...

[Babydoll]

Gimme More 10/10 It's a flawless song, everytime I hear it, it puts me in a mood where I wanna dance in a really nasty way :ooyeah:

Piece of Me 9/10 it's really cool

Radar 8/10

Break the Ice 9/10 I like BTI but I think I would like it more with a video where Britney appears

Heaven on earth 10/10 This song OMG   , I love the lyrics, the music, everything, it's perfect, this song should be a single

Get naked 9-10     Another song that make me think about nasty things :ooyeah:

Freakshow: 7/10 :shocked:

Toy Soldier 8/10

Hot as Ice LOVE IT

Ooh Ooh Baby 8/10

Perfect Lover 8/10

Why Should I Be sad 8/10

Get Back 9/10       

[BLACKOUT<3]

I need english lessons

 

should I write rap songs for britney..

 

Ill make her diss Beyonce and Jt hard  

 

ill make her diss Kfed and sam lutfi so hard..

[POMNEY :3]

its britney hoe

see ya on the dance floor

strippin to gimme more

well hoe i own this shit

its britney hoe

queen of pop

shitting on madonna all day

its britney hoe

nicki calling us a stupid hoe

when that bitch is a hoe

Nickis a stupid stupid hoe 

yo a stupiddd hoeee

 

Justin oh baby

cant you see

your pussy couldnt handle 

this cookie

whats that you like being fucked up the ass

by Jay-Z?

 

its britney hoe...

     

I just cant at all these hoes OWW!!! 

It's britney hoe

[LiaLovesGodney]

Won't be going into much detail about these songs. Because Blackout's flawlessness is self-explanatory.

Gimme More- 12/10 Flawless song with a timeless, unique sound and the iconic phrase. It's Britney, Bitch.

Piece of Me- 10/10 Possibly the most personal song she's ever recorded.

Radar- 8/10 -2 just because they thought a horse race would be a good setting for the video....

Break the Ice- 10.5/10 HOT HOT HOT HOT! Orgasmic, tbh.

Heaven on Earth- 8.5/10 Whimsical, amazing.

Get Naked- 9/10 Sexy. Danja did a great job with the beat, not so much with his clown vocals. But I still like them in a way. Britney's voice is pure sex.

Freakshow- 10/10 The subtle use of dubstep was trend-setting and flawless.

Toy Soldier- 9/10 Attitude-ney slays.

Hot as Ice- 9/10 Attitude-ney slays again.

Ooh Ooh Baby- 10/10 I just love it. A really unique, fun, sensual song.

Perfect Lover- 10.5/10 If the words "club banger" were in the dictionary, you would hear this song playing every time you read the definition.

WSIBS- 10/10 Another one of the most personal songs of her career. Britney Jean, who?

Get Back- 12/10 This song is on another level. Can you feel Britney's flow? See how she do when she on the flo.

[Maria Spears]

Whats the point of ranking a 10/10 flawfree album? 5 stars baby, slay a bit hall of fame for including this masterpiece.

 

Gimme more: when i heard for the first time "It's Britney Bitch" my life was slayed forever  . Even 50 Cent said that he wished he came up with that phrase. Flawfree. Sexyney, slutney, greatvocalney, urbanney, clubbangerney. 128374757579696/10

Piece of me: fucking perfect song that described 2007ney and the essence of Blackout. 192834/10

Radar: awesome song, very catchy..even my boyfriend jams this song from time to time. Flawless and the beat is great. I wasn't that slayed when i saw this again in Circus but lets not get into that 

Break the ice: i can't even describe this song. Perfect. 128347576793/10

Heaven on earth: good song and good vocals, its not that awesome as the other masterpieces of this album but still is better than most of her recent work. Can be a little forgetable and sometimes i wished Sugarfall was in the album instead of this one. Anyways..its a good song 9/10

Get Naked (I got a plan): I loved this song in 2007 but hated Danja's vocals. But now i fucking love this song. Flawfree. It was a great surprise that brit did something like this. Sexy. Urban. She needs to perform this song asap.    18337495/10

Freakshow: awesome, trendsetter with the use of dubstep back then  . The only bad thing about this song is that everytime Brit performs this one she's only walking around, but anyways. Amazing, game changer song. 10/10

Toy Soldier: fierceney at her best  :dealwitit:  i just love this. This song is so different and danceable, i don't understand why is this song so underrated? I just can't  10/10

Hot as ice:  Perfect. Different. Awesome. Sexy. Bye  82734748/10

Ooh Ooh Baby: I love her vocals here, I love the guitar intro. This song is catchy as hell and is very well produced. 10/10 

 

Perfect Lover: i love urbanney,r&bney, the vibe of this song is veryyyyy sexy. I dislike the " are you ready" "Uh uh uh uh " of Danja in this song. Without that it would be absolutely perfect 9.8/10

Why should i be sad: Easily one of the best songs Britney's ever done. Fucking flawfree, personal, amazing, the beat is sick, great vocals. Why wasn't this a single for god sake? This would have won grammys. People can say whatever they want but Britney and Pharrell make magic together. Amen   1837475759686/10

BONUS TRACKS: 

Outta this world: great song! sometimes i forget about this one so 9.9/10 but she NEEDS to make more songs like this one.

Everybody: fucking flawless. This is one of my workout jams. I love thissss so much.. the only bad thing about this song is J.R. Rottem in the beggining saying "JRRRRRRRRR" and those siren sounds. Anyways,.Fucking awesome song 182834845/10

Get Back: YAAAAASSSSSS  !justice for get back!!! why is this a bonus track???? awesome song. One of the best dance songs ever made and if this was a single: beyonce who?! 183384895859/10

[ValetGirls]

Godme More - 1123484920/10 the perfect edgy minimalist booty call

 

Piece of God - 101098347/10 that she didn't write a single word of it is just telling of the overall removed and roboticized Britney-as-sex robot looking for some more theme of the album. It's flawless

 

Godar - 10018749/10 crunchy synths and a solid hook with a great bridge are flawfree

 

Break the Godice - 11248492/10 random Gregorian choir segways into an icy sex slice

 

Godven on Earth - 11235345/10 it would be cheesy if it weren't for the actually great lyrics ("images of you occupy my mind" and "the palest green I've never seen the color of your eyes" are some simple yet striking examples)

 

Get Godked - 100000000000/10 The perfect Britney song. Danja's vocals moan and crack like creaky wood as Brit coos sweet nothings over it into some lucky microphone. I want to be that microphone.

 

Godshow - 183020120/10 I once got really drunk at a club in Salt Lake City and danced in a cage to this song and I'm not even lying

 

Toy Godldier - 12498732/10 Honestly Brit's sass in this song gives me a boner, I wanna hear this type of vocals again

 

God as Ice - 123456789/10 My personal comeback song as I've slowly begun to kick ass and slay lessors once more in my life

 

Ooh Ooh Godby - 198765432/10 I explosively jizz everytime she says she can "feel me deep inside"

 

Perfect Godver - 99999999999999999999999999/10 one of the most solid tracks on the most solid of albums. The bass fluctuations in the second chorus add years to my life every time I listen to it. Literally, Danja placed a microphone in Brit's bedroom and just recorded her having wild raunchy sex and then cut it up and put it to an instrumental.

 

Why Should I Be God - 124849102/10 the most criminally underrated song on Blackout. Perfect vocals. Perfect lyrics. Britney is love Britney is life

 

God Back - 19281729472/10 oh my Godney this song ughhh language fails to describe its flawlessness, oh my god what is this holy shit I just uncontrollably and violently orgasmed fuck I need new clothes new every shit just thinking that this song even exists for humanity to listen to oh my god what did we even do to deserve this?

 

Godverybody 128497410/10 KLAXON KLAXON KL-KL-KLAXON J-J-J JR Rotem is such a weird hermit producer but I'm so glad he climbed out of his hole to make this song, the demo is even betta hollaaaaaaa praise da lort

 

Godta This World 192348129/10 It's outta this world like I listen to it and suddenly I leave mortality for like four minutes and I transcend time and space and I'm transported out of my mortal probation on this earth to something much bigger and better than myself whoa what is this oh yeah that's right, it's Blackout by Britney, bitch

 

Kiss God All Over 129450193048/10 it's like Janet Jackson descended from out of the orbit of Planet Irrelevant and, using her godly divine shapeshifting abilities because she's an immortal deity, graced us with this song

 

When U God Pull It 1038284002/10 because where else will Godney grace us with such delightfully raunchy lyrics concerning legs and heads being in the same direction like literally Viley probably just made Mike Will Made This listen to this song over and over again and forced him to make an album's length of copies and call it Bangerz like the fucking impact of this actually kinda shitty demo song

[ValetGirls]

I just realized that for the first half of my review I was kinda serious then by Get Naked I had nosedived deep into Stanout territory one day I'll compose myself enough to even begin to consider expounding on how amazing Blackout is.

[CIRCUS]

1. Gimme More - 100/10

2. Piece Of Me - 6,5/10

3. Radar - 3/10

4. Break The Ice - 8/10

5. Heaven On Earth - 8/10

6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - 8,5/10

7. Freakshow - 7/10

8. Hot As Ice - 100/10

9. Ooh Ooh Baby - 7/10

10. Toy Soldier - 5/10

11. Perfect Lover - 100/10

12. Why Should I Be Sad - 100/10

13. Outta This World - 9/10

14. Everybody - 5/10

15. Get Back - 100/10