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Blackout:

Gimme More 10-10 what can i say... its britney betch

Piece Of Me 9-10 its a cool single

Radar- 9-10 Radar horse :bomt:

Break The Ice- 10-10 :crying1::crying1::crying1: my pussy got so wet the first time I heard this song

Heaven On Earth- 7-10 its okay meh... :blackoutsmiley:

Get Naked- 6-10 it sounds like a mess tbh :4music:

Freakshow 10-10 shoudlve been a single :crying1:

Toy Solider- 6-10 eww

Hot As Ice- 10-10 YASSS GODNEY BITCH!!! :bomt::bomt::bomt:

Ooh Ooh Baby -10-10 ;)

Perfect Lover- 9-10

Why Should I Be Sad? 10-10

Get Back- 10-10

Everybody- 9-10

Outta This World- 10-10 :crying1::crying1:

I love this album.. Outta this world shouldve replace toy shit :4music:

Don't ever shade slay naked :4music:
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imagine if britney made a song called hoe

"these hoes be stealing my shit

yo katy hoe wanna lick dis pussy

where yo hoe dick at justin

is yo hoe ass cunt jessia fucking yo ass

with ha hoe ass dick"

:gloria:

Slay :reductive:
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its britney hoe

see ya on the dance floor

strippin to gimme more

well hoe i own this shit

its britney hoe

queen of pop

shitting on madonna all day

its britney hoe

nicki calling us a stupid hoe

when that bitch is a hoe

Nickis a stupid stupid hoe

yo a stupiddd hoeee

Justin oh baby

cant you see

your pussy couldnt handle

this cookie

whats that you like being fucked up the ass

by Jay-Z?

its britney hoe...

O baby baby how was I supposed to kno

That I was a hoe :reductive:

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I need english lessons :gloria:

should I write rap songs for britney..

Ill make her diss Beyonce and Jt hard :gloria:

ill make her diss Kfed and sam lutfi so hard.. :gloria:

Do it baby just do it :reductive:
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1. Gimme More - 10000/10
2. Piece Of Me - 9/10 
3. Radar - 7,5/10 
4. Break The Ice - 8,5/10
5. Heaven On Earth - 8,5/10
6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - 9/10
7. Freakshow - 9/10
8. Hot As Ice - 7,510
9. Ooh Ooh Baby -8/10
10. Toy Soldier - 7,5/10
11. Perfect Lover - 100000000000/10
12. Why Should I Be Sad - 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
13. Outta This World - 9/10
14. Everybody - 6/10
15. Get Back - 10/10

 

BUT if I compre this review to BJ it would be like this:

 

1. Gimme More - 1000000000000000/10
2. Piece Of Me - 1000000000000/10 
3. Radar - 100000000/10 
4. Break The Ice -100000000010
5. Heaven On Earth - 100000000/10
6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - 10000000000/10
7. Freakshow - 100000000000/10
8. Hot As Ice - 100000000/10
9. Ooh Ooh Baby -10000000/10
10. Toy Soldier - 100000000/10
11. Perfect Lover - 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
12. Why Should I Be Sad - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
13. Outta This World - 10000000000000000000000000/10
14. Everybody - 10000000/10
15. Get Back - 10000000000000000/10

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Won't be going into much detail about these songs. Because Blackout's flawlessness is self-explanatory.

Gimme More- 12/10 Flawless song with a timeless, unique sound and the iconic phrase. It's Britney, Bitch.

Piece of Me- 10/10 Possibly the most personal song she's ever recorded.

Radar- 8/10 -2 just because they thought a horse race would be a good setting for the video.... :frenchy:

Break the Ice- 10.5/10 HOT HOT HOT HOT! Orgasmic, tbh.

Heaven on Earth- 8.5/10 Whimsical, amazing.

Get Naked- 9/10 Sexy. Danja did a great job with the beat, not so much with his clown vocals. But I still like them in a way. Britney's voice is pure sex.

Freakshow- 10/10 The subtle use of dubstep was trend-setting and flawless.

Toy Soldier- 9/10 Attitude-ney slays.

Hot as Ice- 9/10 Attitude-ney slays again.

Ooh Ooh Baby- 10/10 I just love it. A really unique, fun, sensual song.

Perfect Lover- 10.5/10 If the words "club banger" were in the dictionary, you would hear this song playing every time you read the definition.

WSIBS- 10/10 Another one of the most personal songs of her career. Britney Jean, who?

Get Back- 12/10 This song is on another level. Can you feel Britney's flow? See how she do when she on the flo.

:baibai::sorrynotsorry::blackoutsmiley::yayy:

Review outta this world please :)
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Gimme More: 10/10 (best song ever)

Piece of Me: 10/10 (second best song ever)

Radar: 8/10

Break The Ice: 9/10

Heaven On Earth: 7/10 (I prefer the demo tbh)

Get Naked: 10/10 <3

Freakshow: 9/10

Toy Soldier: 7/10

Hot As Ice: 8/10

Ooh Ooh Baby: 8/10

Perfect Lover: 9/10

Why Should I Be Sad: 9/10

Outta This World: 7/10

Everybody: 8/10

Get Back: 10/10 <3

 

I miss Danja so fuckin' much  :crying1:

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Whats the point of ranking a 10/10 flawfree album? 5 stars baby, slay a bit hall of fame for including this masterpiece.

Gimme more: when i heard for the first time "It's Britney Bitch" my life was slayed forever :crying1: . Even 50 Cent said that he wished he came up with that phrase. Flawfree. Sexyney, slutney, greatvocalney, urbanney, clubbangerney. 128374757579696/10

Piece of me: fucking perfect song that described 2007ney and the essence of Blackout. 192834/10

Radar: awesome song, very catchy..even my boyfriend jams this song from time to time. Flawless and the beat is great. I wasn't that slayed when i saw this again in Circus but lets not get into that :4music:

Break the ice: i can't even describe this song. Perfect. 128347576793/10

Heaven on earth: good song and good vocals, its not that awesome as the other masterpieces of this album but still is better than most of her recent work. Can be a little forgetable and sometimes i wished Sugarfall was in the album instead of this one. Anyways..its a good song 9/10

Get Naked (I got a plan): I loved this song in 2007 but hated Danja's vocals. But now i fucking love this song. Flawfree. It was a great surprise that brit did something like this. Sexy. Urban. She needs to perform this song asap. :yeathatswhatsup: 18337495/10

Freakshow: awesome, trendsetter with the use of dubstep back then :likethat: . The only bad thing about this song is that everytime Brit performs this one she's only walking around, but anyways. Amazing, game changer song. 10/10

Toy Soldier: fierceney at her best :dealwitit: i just love this. This song is so different and danceable, i don't understand why is this song so underrated? I just can't :woahh: 10/10

Hot as ice: Perfect. Different. Awesome. Sexy. Bye :walkaway: 82734748/10

Ooh Ooh Baby: I love her vocals here, I love the guitar intro. This song is catchy as hell and is very well produced. 10/10

Perfect Lover: i love urbanney,r&bney, the vibe of this song is veryyyyy sexy. I dislike the " are you ready" "Uh uh uh uh " of Danja in this song. Without that it would be absolutely perfect 9.8/10

Why should i be sad: Easily one of the best songs Britney's ever done. Fucking flawfree, personal, amazing, the beat is sick, great vocals. Why wasn't this a single for god sake? This would have won grammys. People can say whatever they want but Britney and Pharrell make magic together. Amen :sayitagain: 1837475759686/10

BONUS TRACKS:

Outta this world: great song! sometimes i forget about this one so 9.9/10 but she NEEDS to make more songs like this one.

Everybody: fucking flawless. This is one of my workout jams. I love thissss so much.. the only bad thing about this song is J.R. Rottem in the beggining saying "JRRRRRRRRR" and those siren sounds. Anyways,.Fucking awesome song 182834845/10

Get Back: YAAAAASSSSSS :tomh: !justice for get back!!! why is this a bonus track???? awesome song. One of the best dance songs ever made and if this was a single: beyonce who?! 183384895859/10

:tea:
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Why Should I Be God - 124849102/10 the most criminally underrated song on Blackout. Perfect vocals. Perfect lyrics. Britney is love Britney is life

 

Why should i be sad: Easily one of the best songs Britney's ever done. Fucking flawfree, personal, amazing, the beat is sick, great vocals. Why wasn't this a 

OMG I thought I was the only one :crying1: It's in my TOP 5 by Britney :crying1:

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Gimme More - (Her most Iconic song & single to date, fierce sexy slutney stripperney slays so hard, the music video is mysterious with stripperney and it's amazing and funeralney is ICONIC, slaying my life and your faves so hard, my favorite Britney song ever!) Infinity x Infinity + Infinity/10

Piece Of Me - (Her moaning alone is Iconic, you wanna piece of me bitch?) 10/10

Radar - (Slays so hard, the Radar horse slays your faves, this song made my sister a stan) 10/10

Break The Ice - (Slays hard but I don't like it much  :omg1: ) 8/10

Heaven On Earth - (Great song but not so Britney much) 7.5/10

Get Naked - (Pure club slayage, slays my life, attitudeney and fierceney and slutney is strong in this song, slays your faves and they could never) 10 billion/10

Freakshow - (Slays my life and my brother loves it, this song is pure slayage infused with attitudeney) 10 zillion/10

Toy Soldier - (Urbaney slays, how is this not a freaking single ffs? This song is ICONIC and slays my life, would've been No.1 hit fo su, I love it so fudging much, I need a Toy Soldier rn) Infinity/10

Hot As Ice - (Slays my freaking life, hotney slays, LIVING LEGEND YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH) 10 zillion/10

Ooh Ooh Baby - (Mysteriousney slays so hard and I love this so much) 1000/10

Perfect Lover (Sounds like some phone sex thing) 7/10

Why Should I Be Sad (Urban and ballad, I don't like it tho) 7/10

Get Back (Slayaaaaaaaaaaage) 100000/10

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Godme More - 1123484920/10 the perfect edgy minimalist booty call

Piece of God - 101098347/10 that she didn't write a single word of it is just telling of the overall removed and roboticized Britney-as-sex robot looking for some more theme of the album. It's flawless

Godar - 10018749/10 crunchy synths and a solid hook with a great bridge are flawfree

Break the Godice - 11248492/10 random Gregorian choir segways into an icy sex slice

Godven on Earth - 11235345/10 it would be cheesy if it weren't for the actually great lyrics ("images of you occupy my mind" and "the palest green I've never seen the color of your eyes" are some simple yet striking examples)

Get Godked - 100000000000/10 The perfect Britney song. Danja's vocals moan and crack like creaky wood as Brit coos sweet nothings over it into some lucky microphone. I want to be that microphone.

Godshow - 183020120/10 I once got really drunk at a club in Salt Lake City and danced in a cage to this song and I'm not even lying

Toy Godldier - 12498732/10 Honestly Brit's sass in this song gives me a boner, I wanna hear this type of vocals again

God as Ice - 123456789/10 My personal comeback song as I've slowly begun to kick ass and slay lessors once more in my life

Ooh Ooh Godby - 198765432/10 I explosively jizz everytime she says she can "feel me deep inside"

Perfect Godver - 99999999999999999999999999/10 one of the most solid tracks on the most solid of albums. The bass fluctuations in the second chorus add years to my life every time I listen to it. Literally, Danja placed a microphone in Brit's bedroom and just recorded her having wild raunchy sex and then cut it up and put it to an instrumental.

Why Should I Be God - 124849102/10 the most criminally underrated song on Blackout. Perfect vocals. Perfect lyrics. Britney is love Britney is life

God Back - 19281729472/10 oh my Godney this song ughhh language fails to describe its flawlessness, oh my god what is this holy shit I just uncontrollably and violently orgasmed fuck I need new clothes new every shit just thinking that this song even exists for humanity to listen to oh my god what did we even do to deserve this?

Godverybody 128497410/10 KLAXON KLAXON KL-KL-KLAXON J-J-J JR Rotem is such a weird hermit producer but I'm so glad he climbed out of his hole to make this song, the demo is even betta hollaaaaaaa praise da lort

Godta This World 192348129/10 It's outta this world like I listen to it and suddenly I leave mortality for like four minutes and I transcend time and space and I'm transported out of my mortal probation on this earth to something much bigger and better than myself whoa what is this oh yeah that's right, it's Blackout by Britney, bitch

Kiss God All Over 129450193048/10 it's like Janet Jackson descended from out of the orbit of Planet Irrelevant and, using her godly divine shapeshifting abilities because she's an immortal deity, graced us with this song

When U God Pull It 1038284002/10 because where else will Godney grace us with such delightfully raunchy lyrics concerning legs and heads being in the same direction like literally Viley probably just made Mike Will Made This listen to this song over and over again and forced him to make an album's length of copies and call it Bangerz like the fucking impact of this actually kinda shitty demo song

Spill it baby :tea:
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I just realized that for the first half of my review I was kinda serious then by Get Naked I had nosedived deep into Stanout territory :embarrassed: one day I'll compose myself enough to even begin to consider expounding on how amazing Blackout is.

Lbr it deserves every bit of praise and was dare I say Britney's most important record of her career it certainly shut haters and critics up and the fact that she was such a bold bitch made it better for is fans at the time that were rootin so hard for her
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1. Gimme More - 10000/10

2. Piece Of Me - 9/10

3. Radar - 7,5/10

4. Break The Ice - 8,5/10

5. Heaven On Earth - 8,5/10

6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - 9/10

7. Freakshow - 9/10

8. Hot As Ice - 7,510

9. Ooh Ooh Baby -8/10

10. Toy Soldier - 7,5/10

11. Perfect Lover - 100000000000/10

12. Why Should I Be Sad - 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

13. Outta This World - 9/10

14. Everybody - 6/10

15. Get Back - 10/10

BUT if I compre this review to BJ it would be like this:

1. Gimme More - 1000000000000000/10

2. Piece Of Me - 1000000000000/10

3. Radar - 100000000/10

4. Break The Ice -100000000010

5. Heaven On Earth - 100000000/10

6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - 10000000000/10

7. Freakshow - 100000000000/10

8. Hot As Ice - 100000000/10

9. Ooh Ooh Baby -10000000/10

10. Toy Soldier - 100000000/10

11. Perfect Lover - 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

12. Why Should I Be Sad - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

13. Outta This World - 10000000000000000000000000/10

14. Everybody - 10000000/10

15. Get Back - 10000000000000000/10

How dare u shade perfect Jean :pieceofwhat:
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Gimme More - (Her most Iconic song & single to date, fierce sexy slutney stripperney slays so hard, the music video is mysterious with stripperney and it's amazing and funeralney is ICONIC, slaying my life and your faves so hard, my favorite Britney song ever!) Infinity x Infinity + Infinity/10

Piece Of Me - (Her moaning alone is Iconic, you wanna piece of me bitch?) 10/10

Radar - (Slays so hard, the Radar horse slays your faves, this song made my sister a stan) 10/10

Break The Ice - (Slays hard but I don't like it much :omg1: ) 8/10

Heaven On Earth - (Great song but not so Britney much) 7.5/10

Get Naked - (Pure club slayage, slays my life, attitudeney and fierceney and slutney is strong in this song, slays your faves and they could never) 10 billion/10

Freakshow - (Slays my life and my brother loves it, this song is pure slayage infused with attitudeney) 10 zillion/10

Toy Soldier - (Urbaney slays, how is this not a freaking single ffs? This song is ICONIC and slays my life, would've been No.1 hit fo su, I love it so fudging much, I need a Toy Soldier rn) Infinity/10

Hot As Ice - (Slays my freaking life, hotney slays, LIVING LEGEND YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH) 10 zillion/10

Ooh Ooh Baby - (Mysteriousney slays so hard and I love this so much) 1000/10

Perfect Lover (Sounds like some phone sex thing) 7/10

Why Should I Be Sad (Urban and ballad, I don't like it tho) 7/10

Get Back (Slayaaaaaaaaaaage) 100000/10

:tea:

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