News Posted December 2, 2014 #1 Report Posted December 2, 2014 In honor of Britney turning 33 today; Buzzfeed wrote 33 ways Britney spears has changed the world, which is epic! Check out some of the ways Britney has changed the world. 1. Ordained by the blessed womb and Holy Spearit that is Lynne Spears’ vagina, Britney Jean Spears was basically immaculately concepted because she’s Godney, bitch. 2. Her career really started taking off 84 years ago when she did a video called “Baby One More Timeâ€â€¦ 3. … 50 years later she would do a video called “Everytimeâ€â€¦ 4. … and through it all, she hasn’t aged a bit! 5. Over the course of her continuous reign, Britney has become the face of feminism… 6. … a philanthropist of the arts & farts… 7. … and an interplanetary explorer of planets like Mars. 8. She even helped name this Jeep! Her impact. 9. Economically, Starbucks used to be an unsuccessful company on the brink of bankruptcy. Thankfully, Britney Spears started drinking frappuccinos on the daily thus stimulating a massive boom in sales saving the company once and for all! 10. Linguistically, in its early days, the word “bitch†was used to demean women. Britney Spears has since taken “bitch†back, making it a “term of endearment.†11. Even the Pope has been forced to recognize her significant impact on society! 12. Besides all of that, Britney Spears has re-popularized the British accent… Click here to see more of how Britney spears changed the world we live in today! Read it on our mainsite! 2
Babydoll Posted December 2, 2014 #4 Report Posted December 2, 2014 LOVE THIS THREAD OMG , the world wouldn't be the same without her , Godney brings happiness to people, she is unique and now she has become a legend 1
Fiyero Posted December 2, 2014 #5 Report Posted December 2, 2014 This is fun.(They do know that #4 picture isn't from '13, though right?)
killthelights Posted December 3, 2014 #9 Report Posted December 3, 2014 Okay I thought this was so funny and posted it to fb of course telling everyone this is 100% factual and to follow the ways of godney BUT THE ONLY THING IS THAT THE WOMB IS NOT THE VAGINA PLS WHAT IS THIS
MadDennis Posted December 3, 2014 #10 Report Posted December 3, 2014 BuzzFreed is flawless, staning for our Queen
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