Parallels Between Britney And Jesus

[HolySpearit]

So last night I was feeling a little loopy on my prescription medication and seeing as it was Spearitual Sunday I just started coming up with all these parallels between Britney and Jesus looking back at them I think I was pretty on point

 

(each album/era represents something that was happening in Jesus' life)

 

 

-BOMT: Birth of a legendary pop star / Miraculous birth of Jesus

 

-Oops I did it again: Britney's legendary status is cemented by her longstanding record as best-selling female artist even to this day / Jesus proves his divinity to others by performing various miracles 

 

-Britney: Britney's first overtly sexual album, creates a movement by making it acceptable for female artists to have a sexy image now / Jesus meets Magdalena and forgives her for her sinful lifestyle 

 

-ITZ: The last album in which Britney was universally adored by the GP and the media / the last supper

 

-Original Doll: was never released but was unofficially announced by Britney on the radio during the ITZ era / holy grail used by Jesus during the last supper

 

-Blackout: The GP and media turn their backs on Britney / Jesus is mocked by the Romans (headshaving at the end of the blackout era symbolizes his crucification)

 

-Circus: Britney's come back/ Jesus' resurrection

 

-Femme Fatale: Britney proclaims her strength, power and independence/ Jesus takes his place in heaven officially becoming an all-powerful God himself 

 

-Britney Jean: Britney's  "most personal album" supposedly mixing elements from each previous album / the bible (coincidently it is also either praised or criticized like the bible) 

 

 

what do y'all think?

[Guest GlamBoy]

Where's Circus? 

[Guest GlamBoy]

And btw, I TOTALLY LOVED THIS!!  Godney exists 

[POMNEY :3]

And Godcus

 

 

 luv3ed it tough

[HolySpearit]

Where's Circus? 

 

 

And Godcus

 

 

 luv3ed it tough

 

 

  how could I have forgotten Godcus??? I am such a !!

 

but there, I fixed it please read the part about circus, and re-read femme fatale

(the wording might be a little awkward but I think there is definitely a parallel)

 

and thank you guys so happy you liked it

[ooh la la]

trippy, your brainy/creative your could write the next harry potter.

[HolySpearit]

trippy, your brainy/creative your could write the next harry potter.

 

 you really think so? I think I will try next time I feel my meds kick in

[Ariana Grande]

Ok

[HolySpearit]

Ok

 

Thanks for bumping it  

[Ariana Grande]

Thanks for bumping it

Oops!...I Did It Again

[MadDennis]

I loled a little but it does make some sense 

[Brian.TheDog]

[Breadney]

 

It's not meant to be taken seriously  

[Brian.TheDog]

It's not meant to be taken seriously  

 

[BLACKOUT<3]

dont forget britney is sexier than jesus... 

and britney had a sweeter pussy and bigger tits