Buzzfeed: Shut Up And Sit Down, Britney Spears Looks Incredible On Her “Women’S Health� Cover

[Brian.TheDog]

Link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/shut-up-and-sit-down-britney-spears-looks-incredible-on-her#.wbOA2Nb4bv

 

 

HI HATERS. We have a problem that needs to be addressed.

It involves this magazine cover and flawless snapshots of a God damn legend in the HOTTEST SHAPE OF HER LIFE.

 

 

THE. HOTTEST. SHAPE. OF. HER. GOD. DAMN. LIFE.

 

 

You see, people are saying that Britney Spears looks “weird†in this photo shoot. That her nose isn’t “quite right.†That she was “overly photoshopped.â€

 

 

WELL, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I think your eyes are broken.

I spoke to like about 37 makeup artists who have told me that basically y’all are legit crazy because these pictures are SO CLEARLY the product of extreme contouring.

 

 

 

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[Brian.TheDog]

IT’S 2014, PEOPLE. WHY ARE WE STILL EXTREME CONTOUR SHAMING?!?!

 

 

Also, we have ACTUAL gif evidence that she looked absolutely incredible in the moving flesh.

 

 

E! News does NOT HAVE the time (I think) to photoshop a minute-long segment. That’s fucking preposterous.

 

 

She’s a mother of two, people. You think she would stand for the fuckery you are suggesting? I think not.

 

 

Why don’t we talk about the real issues? The things that matter, like her incredible body. She’s a mom, people! A God damn mom!

 

 

Be courteous to your most high Creator.

 

 

Now, excuse me while I wiggle my hips and try to forget this NIGHTMARE.

 

 

[BritneYoncé]

She looks darling

I still miss oldBritney face, but conturing makes her look more mature and beautiful, and her bod is the best it's been since 06 

[Archie]

OMG what kind of bipolar website is this? They just posted an article talking shit about the photoshoot

[Caroline77]

I thought they hated that photoshoot and she looked nothing like herself tho ? 

[Ooh-Ooh Britney]

Her body is so flawless I could start crying

[Yatz]

She is so Perfect that the only explanation for haters is Photoshop lol..

They can't handle it..

[Pokémon Spears]

OMG what kind of bipolar website is this? They just posted an article talking shit about the photoshoot

That's because the other article was made by a hater, I don't remember her name. But Matt Stopera will always come to defend Britney with his amazing articles that always praises her

[Archie]

That's because the other article was made by a hater, I don't remember her name. But Matt Stopera will always come to defend Britney with his amazing articles that always praises her

 

I see as an office fight tho Little monster posted that bas article then Britney fan replied it

[MadDennis]

Slay a bit BuzzFeed

[Pokémon Spears]

I see as an office fight tho Little monster posted that bas article then Britney fan replied it

[ItsNathanbitch]

Lol some of these pics look like lucky magazine outtakes she looks horrible

You're trying too hard to troll 

[Brian.TheDog]

You're trying too hard to troll 

 

.....and he's gone

[ItsNathanbitch]

.....and he's gone

On 666 posts as well

[CIRCUS]

On 666 posts as well

he's such a s[a]tan 

[ItsNathanbitch]

he's such a s[a]tan 

               

[killthelights]

.....and he's gone

Thank GOD I've had enough of him with his hateful comments everywhere

Also I can't stop laughing at the gif "and I gave birth to U all"

[Matilda]

YASS MATT

BITCH IT UP

 

[JoshLee]

I love Buzzfeeds support for Britney

[toxicxxkat]

Flawless article 

So true tho everyone on her facebook is like "too much photoshop! This looks nothing like Britney" and I'm like ...where the hell have ya'll been cuz that totally looks like her lately.

[TheCharmedTributes1]

That gif tho!

[James]

On 666 posts as well

iconic