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Haters will always hate! Buzzfeed wrote a flawless post describing how AMAZING Britney Spears Women's health magazine shoot was and also how everyone needs to shut up about Britney being photoshopped, because she is not at all!

 

HI HATERS. We have a problem that needs to be addressed.

It involves this magazine cover and flawless snapshots of a goddamn legend in the HOTTEST SHAPE OF HER LIFE.

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THE. HOTTEST. SHAPE. OF. HER. GOD. DAMN. LIFE.

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You see, people are saying that Britney Spears looks “weird” in this photo shoot. That her nose isn’t “quite right.” That she was “overly photoshopped.”

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WELL, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I think your eyes are broken.

I spoke to, like, about 37 makeup artists who have told me that basically y’all are legit crazy because these pictures are SO CLEARLY the product of extreme contouring.

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Also, we have ACTUAL GIF evidence that she looked absolutely incredible in the moving flesh.

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E! News does NOT HAVE the time (I think) to photoshop a minute-long segment. That’s fucking preposterous.

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She’s a mother of two, people. You think she would stand for the fuckery you are suggesting? I think not.

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Why don’t we talk about the real issues? The things that matter, like her incredible body. She’s a mom, people! A goddamn mom!

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Be courteous to your most high Creator. You are literally here because she was gracious enough to spit you out of her holy vag.

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Read it on our mainsite!

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