Oh. My. God. *nsfw Wtf*

[Cambria]

So I was trolling around online and I found this: 

 

 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9574284/1/Heat-BritneyxJustin

 

and burst out laughing. I cant. I cant. Dying. 

 

Its like a bad 50 shades type thing/parody

sex-fanfiction. 

 

 

Or one of those "steamy stories" you read in the back of a Cosmo.

 

 

 

Brb Laughing til I cry. 

 

 

Best Part : 

 

"Ill save my Timberjuices" 

 

   

[Cambria]

Whatevernoonecares.

[Guest QueenJocasta]

My reactions:

 

 

 

 

[BritneYoncé]

"I will save my Timberjuices"

[Guest Nata]

"You drive me crazy!" he sung out loud to try to ease the tension. It worked. It got a small laugh out of her. He smiled and looked at her. She looked back.

"Hit me baby one more time?" she said.

He was startled. "Hell yes."

Hahaha

[HolySpearit]

My reactions:

 

 

 

 

 

 

SAME!!!  

[Cambria]

"I will save my Timberjuices"

 

 

Its like the tenth time Ive read the phrase over and over and I burst out laughing every time. 

 

Timberjuices. 

[Cambria]

"You drive me crazy!" he sung out loud to try to ease the tension. It worked. It got a small laugh out of her. He smiled and looked at her. She looked back.

"Hit me baby one more time?" she said.

He was startled. "Hell yes."

Hahaha

 

 

Im deaddddd.

[ValetGirls]

So I looked at this while at work :shockney:

 

*takes a blue lighter* "oh, I'm bad"

[Cambria]

"I will save my Timberjuices"

[Cambria]

So I looked at this while at work :shockney:

 

*takes a blue lighter* "oh, I'm bad"

 

 

Im at work too. Haha.

[POMNEY :3]

OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait this has emotes this person is a member here or on flophuvi

 

 

 

wait it's just is this person obsessed with it, it's like  "Hi Britney wanna see this timberdick :umomg:" those should be replaced with or smth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[JoshLee]