Another Alleged Piece Of Info About Album 9...

[Britney M. Carey]

...so don't get your hopes too high, people

This is from an Exhale post I've just come across recently. It's definitely not reliable enough but still fairly interesting to read:

- The lead single is very forward thinking. Britney will introduce new sounds mainstream. Like she did with her iconic moans and pants in Slave 4 U, this song incorporates Britney's queefs, burps and farts. This elevates the musical track into a euphoria-like high.

- Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore and Willa Ford serve as co-executive producers of this album. The overall theme all producers are working on is Wild Hope meets I Wanna Be Bad.

- Britney will introduce a new Britney-ism in the opening track. She retires her legendary "Britney, bitch" catchphrase for wench. As in "It's Britney, wench."

- Britney will once again court controversy when she combines two of her signature songs into a sultry and seductive dance track. The working title is "Work Slave" (ft. Iggy Azalea)

Well, to me only the first one sounds reasonable, the rest are highly possibly fake. Thoughts?

[TheCharmedTributes1]

I died at the last one.

In all honesty all of these "facts" sound made up to me.

[MADONNAGU]

This is faker than Beyonce's "pregnancy"

[Brian.TheDog]

[heather]

[LiaLovesGodney]

Really kewl

[I_need_me]

Omg it all sounds so cool and artsy fartsy! I can't wait to be slayed by Britney Wench

[Guest blehh]

Its Britney Wench, and then ghosts of primeney appear around the current Britney and they dance energetically around her and at one moment she throws cheetos at them and says "I make my own dance moves" , Its Britney Wench voice appears and we spot currentney with a wig slapping primeney ghosts showing us that once again, she returns stronger than ever and better than ever. The song will be called, "Not primeney, not yet currentney"

[LiaLovesGodney]

Its Britney Wench, and then ghosts of primeney appear around the current Britney and they dance energetically around her and at one moment she throws cheetos at them and says "I make my own dance moves" , Its Britney Wench voice appears and we spot currentney with a wig slapping primeney ghosts showing us that once again, she returns stronger than ever and better than ever. The song will be called, "Not primeney, not yet currentney"

[Jeansus Spears]

Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore and Willa Ford serve as co-executive producers of this album.

:gloria:

[Caroline77]

"possibly fake"

[Nathan]

They were joking

[Godney Jeansus]

GOD THEY WERE TROLLING AND THAT POST WAS SACRASTIC

:gloria: :gloria: :gloria: :gloria: :gloria: :gloria:

you tried tho

[tarotx]

Joke threads from another website should be left there.

[B-Tipical Army!]

It was a joke, baby.

[carlitos'crib]

I think this is fake, but we have to wait and see.

[Miss Dalloway]

This is faker than Beyonce's "pregnancy"

Lmfao *screaming*

[Brian.TheDog]

"possibly fake"

it sounds quite legit though

[Joanhs]

I'm crying over the fact that people take it seriously!! That really just shows the true IQ and desperation from some fans.. I really get why people laugh at Britney fans..

[Ari]

Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore and Willa Ford serve as co-executive producers of this album.

:gloria:

[MELIODAS]

Yass! those rumours sound real! can't wait for the slayage