Janelle Monae's Electric Lady Is The Kind Of Dance Music Britney Should Be Doing

[britneystanstan]

A true artist

Britney should get her before Queen Bey, the current Queen of Music, does

[heather]

It's cute how you don't even try to hide your trollish ways anymore though

[Godney Jeansus]

[ninolococool]

....no

[britneystanstan]

It's cute how you don't even try to hide your trollish ways anymore though

It's cuter when you can't appreciate one of the most critically acclaimed albums of 2013.

I forgot the standards here are Britney Jean.

[britneystanstan]

The album is also very Janet-esque, which Britney would appreciate, unlike many of the Body Ache-worshippers on this site.

Maybe I should've linked to an Austin Mahone song instead.

[heather]

It's cuter when you can't appreciate one of the most critically acclaimed albums of 2013.

I forgot the standards here are Britney Jean.

[LiaLovesGodney]

For such positive people.... some of you sure do spend a lot of time on the threads of "trolls". And yet the Britney-praising threads go unnoticed....

[POMNEY :3]

For such positive people.... some of you sure do spend a lot of time on the threads of "trolls". And yet the Britney-praising threads go unnoticed....

I know right, I tried to make a positive thread millions of times and they flopped

[BlackoutEgo]

For such positive people.... some of you sure do spend a lot of time on the threads of "trolls". And yet the Britney-praising threads go unnoticed....

Right !!!

[BlackoutEgo]

I knew u were apart of the hive lol, are u here just to try to prove a point ? Are u that pressed about Britney ? (U must love her ) oh yea btw who the hell is janelle monae ? I have never heard of him ? I'm being honest I really don't know who the hell he is

[ValetGirls]

I love this idea!

And I can't @ you guys just instantly calling out "trolling" just because the last statement is true about Bey snatchin ha up. Janelle is basically the Beyonce of the indie sphere; Pitchfork's only main gripe with her is that she is too perfect and immaculate in her vocal talent and production that it makes her hard to relate to

I would love for Brit to embark on a concept album like Janelle has on her Metropolis suites (if you don't know, ALL of Monae's albums tell the story of Cindy Mayweather, a Messianic robot who learns to love and fights for equality amongst people and robots in a futuristic setting, combining elements of future, afrocentrism, and jazz/funk/disco to create swinging dance tracks). Honestly, it's what Brit needs to be doing at this point in her career. Homegurl's in ha 30s. I def don't want her to devolve like Madge has in the past decade

[carlitos'crib]

I love "The Achandroid", "Electric Lady" not so much, but yeah, it would be great if Britney does something like that, Janelle is incredibly talented.

Jane needs to write and produce a Britney song

[carlitos'crib]

The album is also very Janet-esque, which Britney would appreciate, unlike many of the Body Ache-worshippers on this site.

Maybe I should've linked to an Austin Mahone song instead.

I think your points are valid, no need to bring shitonces's name in here tho.

[ste_shango]

It's not bad but it would not suit britney right now

[Brian.TheDog]

It's not bad but it would not suit britney right now

this

[CIRCUS]

It's cuter when you can't appreciate one of the most critically acclaimed albums of 2013.

I forgot the standards here are Britney Jean.

luv ya

[ahulyk]

why has this sad little troll not been banned yet? all she does is complain and whine? and stan for other people? I don't get why shes still here! kinda sad and pathetic!

[ItsNathanbitch]

What's a 'Queen Bey'? It sounds kind of like some sort of awful disease.

[M.E.]

I liked her early stuff, but this does nothing for me. I definetely can't hear Britney doing it.

[britneystanstan]

Here's something to repair the ear damage caused by Perfume

[britneystanstan]

I love this idea!

And I can't @ you guys just instantly calling out "trolling" just because the last statement is true about Bey snatchin ha up. Janelle is basically the Beyonce of the indie sphere; Pitchfork's only main gripe with her is that she is too perfect and immaculate in her vocal talent and production that it makes her hard to relate to

I would love for Brit to embark on a concept album like Janelle has on her Metropolis suites (if you don't know, ALL of Monae's albums tell the story of Cindy Mayweather, a Messianic robot who learns to love and fights for equality amongst people and robots in a futuristic setting, combining elements of future, afrocentrism, and jazz/funk/disco to create swinging dance tracks). Honestly, it's what Brit needs to be doing at this point in her career. Homegurl's in ha 30s. I def don't want her to devolve like Madge has in the past decade

Not only that, I can hear Bey's vocals over most of the songs so it would make a lot of sense for her to snatch her for her next album. It will win a Grammy as always Beyonce knows how to pick good producers, Ghost/Haunted for example shits on all Britney song productions post-Blackout.

Of course, others would smile and pretend Britney Jean is the best Britney could do

It's so rewarding to listen to Janelle's albums because they actually tell a story and explore the character. I can actually hear Britney's voice for songs like Primetime. What I appreciate about Janelle is that her songs are dance music, but she keeps the lyrics smart and witty and in character.

[britneystanstan]

I think your points are valid, no need to bring shitonces's name in here tho.

I say what I want. Not my fault Queen Bey gets Britney fans so riled up, for some reason. I didn't even bash Britney in the OP.

Britney fans like to joke how the Hive can't read, but the same problem exists with the Army, I guess.

[Guest Lᴜᴠ3�ɪ♥Hᴀᴛᴇ�ɪ]

It's cuter when you can't appreciate one of the most critically acclaimed albums of 2013.

I forgot the standards here are Britney Jean.

The song is boring Everyone you say Britney should take "notes" are from artist no one talks about if she did a song like this it would flop harder than BJ I mean still get more views than Janelle because it is Britney Spears but still flop It's pretty clear what direction Britney needs to go in, I guess you just can't see it

Even most kpop artists are more popular and successful than Janelle

What are you talking about? Who appreciates Britney Jean here???

[Guest Lᴜᴠ3�ɪ♥Hᴀᴛᴇ�ɪ]

I say what I want. Not my fault Queen Bey gets Britney fans so riled up, for some reason. I didn't even bash Britney in the OP.

Britney fans like to joke how the Hive can't read, but the same problem exists with the Army, I guess.

Honestly I don't get why the feud still last between the hive and the b-army, but the hive gets just as riled up when you mention Britney. They become pressed because they know Britney is 10x more influential Britney army becomes riled up because Beyonce has copied Britney

So it's both fandoms not just the b army