Dead At This Article About The Circus Tour!

[FUDGE]

MELBOURNE, Australia (CAP) - Fans who paid upwards of $200 for tickets to see pop star Britney Spears in the Australian leg of her Circus tour are expressing rage and disappointment today after being treated to a concert with a holographic image of Britney last night rather than the singer herself. Britney's tour manager was unapologetic.

"Listen, after what happened in Perth last week, do you really think Britney's gonna show her face in Melbourne?" said tour manager Larry Rudolph. "No, Brit's already back in the States, getting some much needed R&R. "Just, uhh, just don't tell her babysitter because she's not ready to go back to being mommy yet," Rudolph added.

The situation in Perth refers to Spears' first show Down Under where fans stormed out of the concert after realizing the 27-year-old was lip-synching the entire performance. Fans going to see Spears in Melbourne said they came to terms with the idea that the pop star would be lip-synching, but they had no idea she wouldn't even be there. "I had a feeling something was up when they made us put on these 3D glasses," said 22-year-old Janey Harkins, who drove over three hours and took out a line of credit against her home equity just to pay for the $1,400 tickets. "I give the technicians some credit, though; at least the holograph's lips matched the music they were playing on the CD.

While general reaction throughout the music industry has been somewhat unfavorable, pundits say this new technology could pave the way for a more modern concert experience.

Representatives for Kelly Clarkson say the former American Idol star is working with Britney Spears' tour engineers to craft a holograph for the U.S. leg of her current tour so she can take off some of that weight that's been dogging her sexy image. While most concertgoers may take a while to come around to this new concert technology, some like 24-year-old Melbourne resident Mick Duggin are already on board. "I just wish they'd made Britney's boobs a little bit bigger," he lamented after last night's show.

Read the full thing here.

http://cap-news.com/story.php?id=200911006

[Godney Jeansus]

uhmm

I LITERALY DIED

[Guest QueenJocasta]

[Chris Spears]

MELBOURNE, Australia (CAP) - Fans who paid upwards of $200 for tickets to see pop star Britney Spears in the Australian leg of her Circus tour are expressing rage and disappointment today after being treated to a concert with a holographic image of Britney last night rather than the singer herself. Britney's tour manager was unapologetic.

"Listen, after what happened in Perth last week, do you really think Britney's gonna show her face in Melbourne?" said tour manager Larry Rudolph. "No, Brit's already back in the States, getting some much needed R&R. "Just, uhh, just don't tell her babysitter because she's not ready to go back to being mommy yet," Rudolph added.

The situation in Perth refers to Spears' first show Down Under where fans stormed out of the concert after realizing the 27-year-old was lip-synching the entire performance. Fans going to see Spears in Melbourne said they came to terms with the idea that the pop star would be lip-synching, but they had no idea she wouldn't even be there. "I had a feeling something was up when they made us put on these 3D glasses," said 22-year-old Janey Harkins, who drove over three hours and took out a line of credit against her home equity just to pay for the $1,400 tickets. "I give the technicians some credit, though; at least the holograph's lips matched the music they were playing on the CD.

While general reaction throughout the music industry has been somewhat unfavorable, pundits say this new technology could pave the way for a more modern concert experience.

Representatives for Kelly Clarkson say the former American Idol star is working with Britney Spears' tour engineers to craft a holograph for the U.S. leg of her current tour so she can take off some of that weight that's been dogging her sexy image. While most concertgoers may take a while to come around to this new concert technology, some like 24-year-old Melbourne resident Mick Duggin are already on board. "I just wish they'd made Britney's boobs a little bit bigger," he lamented after last night's show.

Read the full thing here.

http://cap-news.com/story.php?id=200911006

Seriously?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Who the fuck wrote it :zoomzoom: :zoomzoom: :zoomzoom: :zoomzoom: .I died when i finhshed reading it....................

[Mr American Dream]

I hope this is irony

[GetToWorkBitch]

That has to be some kind of spoof...

[Veronica the witch]

[James]

MELBOURNE, Australia (CAP) - Fans who paid upwards of $200 for tickets to see pop star Britney Spears in the Australian leg of her Circus tour are expressing rage and disappointment today after being treated to a concert with a holographic image of Britney last night rather than the singer herself. Britney's tour manager was unapologetic.

"Listen, after what happened in Perth last week, do you really think Britney's gonna show her face in Melbourne?" said tour manager Larry Rudolph. "No, Brit's already back in the States, getting some much needed R&R. "Just, uhh, just don't tell her babysitter because she's not ready to go back to being mommy yet," Rudolph added.

The situation in Perth refers to Spears' first show Down Under where fans stormed out of the concert after realizing the 27-year-old was lip-synching the entire performance. Fans going to see Spears in Melbourne said they came to terms with the idea that the pop star would be lip-synching, but they had no idea she wouldn't even be there. "I had a feeling something was up when they made us put on these 3D glasses," said 22-year-old Janey Harkins, who drove over three hours and took out a line of credit against her home equity just to pay for the $1,400 tickets. "I give the technicians some credit, though; at least the holograph's lips matched the music they were playing on the CD.

While general reaction throughout the music industry has been somewhat unfavorable, pundits say this new technology could pave the way for a more modern concert experience.

Representatives for Kelly Clarkson say the former American Idol star is working with Britney Spears' tour engineers to craft a holograph for the U.S. leg of her current tour so she can take off some of that weight that's been dogging her sexy image. While most concertgoers may take a while to come around to this new concert technology, some like 24-year-old Melbourne resident Mick Duggin are already on board. "I just wish they'd made Britney's boobs a little bit bigger," he lamented after last night's show.

Read the full thing here.

http://cap-news.com/story.php?id=200911006

[Andy Liveney]

if this article is legit, I really wanna see video of this hologram

jk

[daniel_essr]

Guys, that is a satirical website. They are making fun of the controversy in Australia. Just read the words Larry allegedly said, lol.