FUDGE Posted February 12, 2015 #1 Report Posted February 12, 2015 They're nice but at the same time underhand and unnecessarily shady! Maxim Reviews Britney Spears' New Lingerie Ads Be mean if you must, but she looks good. Britney Spears, who you may remember from being extremely famous a decade ago, went through a rough patch. Now, it looks like she's come out on the other side. Exhibit A: Her recent work designing and posing in lingerie. She's in great shape, and has a healthy tan and long golden locks again. The lingerie isn't half bad either. The promotional videos could use some work. In the one below, a piano plays as Britney provides a voiceover from the perspective of a pair of underwear. This sounds good in theory, but...actually, scratch that. It sounds like a terrible idea in theory. At one point the camera glides over a letter written in flourishing calligraphy. The letter says the same things that the underwear is talking about through Britney Spears. Did the underwear dictate the letter to Britney? Did the underwear write the letter? The photos are a different beast. Each one is bathed in glowing light, with the soft focus turned up to eleven. Think of scenes from a late-nineties pop video - and, well, we guess that makes sense. Still, like in all her hit videos, she manages to look stunning. Britney knows what works for her. http://www.maxim.com/women/stars/article/maxim-reviews-britney-spears-new-lingerie-ads
FUDGE Posted February 12, 2015 Author #3 Report Posted February 12, 2015 I'm pretty sure this person was just bored and accidentally found the Intimate videos on Youtube and decided to write an article on them. Journalism these days.... Sometimes I end up finding random videos on Youtube too. Maybe I should write useless articles about them and submit it to Maxim. you get that money girl
LiaLovesGodney Posted February 12, 2015 #4 Report Posted February 12, 2015 Decent review, but..... "She's in great shape, and has a healthy tan and long golden locks again." Ummmm....she didn't shave her head yesterday. It was six years ago. "Who you may remember from being extremely famous a decade ago, went through a rough patch." Again, said rough patch happened six years ago. Let it go. And she's still pretty damn famous. EDIT: Eight years ago. 5
hyoga Posted February 12, 2015 #5 Report Posted February 12, 2015 Hey they were pretty nice! cool I love Sailor Venus
Dance Posted February 13, 2015 #6 Report Posted February 13, 2015 I love Sailor Venus Omg yay another fan!!sailor V is flawless in the moon crystal series
Maria Spears Posted February 13, 2015 #7 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Decent review, but..... "She's in great shape, and has a healthy tan and long golden locks again." Ummmm....she didn't shave her head yesterday. It was six years ago. "Who you may remember from being extremely famous a decade ago, went through a rough patch." Again, said rough patch happened six years ago. Let it go. And she's still pretty damn famous. MTE
Ooh-Ooh Britney Posted February 13, 2015 #8 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Decent review, but..... "She's in great shape, and has a healthy tan and long golden locks again." Ummmm....she didn't shave her head yesterday. It was six years ago. "Who you may remember from being extremely famous a decade ago, went through a rough patch." Again, said rough patch happened six years ago. Let it go. And she's still pretty damn famous. Actually the head shaving was 7 (almost 8) years ago They should really let it go.. 1
LiaLovesGodney Posted February 13, 2015 #9 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Actually the head shaving was 7 (almost 8) years ago They should really let it go.. I forgot how to count for a moment. Forgive me.
Dolce Posted February 13, 2015 #10 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Does anyone else get some serious Marilyn Monroe vibes from that lingerie pic? Marilyn Monroe-ney! 1
Godney Jeansus Posted February 13, 2015 #11 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Decent review, but..... "She's in great shape, and has a healthy tan and long golden locks again." Ummmm....she didn't shave her head yesterday. It was six years ago. "Who you may remember from being extremely famous a decade ago, went through a rough patch." Again, said rough patch happened six years ago. Let it go. And she's still pretty damn famous. I know right. Some people are so stupid
Veronica the witch Posted February 13, 2015 #12 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Decent review, but..... "She's in great shape, and has a healthy tan and long golden locks again." Ummmm....she didn't shave her head yesterday. It was six years ago. "Who you may remember from being extremely famous a decade ago, went through a rough patch." Again, said rough patch happened six years ago. Let it go. And she's still pretty damn famous. oh god i hate when they do that like seriously she was all over the news the whole 2007, we know what happened, do they have to remind us that? whats next? in 2017 the media will make a Brintey's Meltdown 10 anniversary special? 1
hyoga Posted February 13, 2015 #13 Report Posted February 13, 2015 Omg yay another fan!!sailor V is flawless in the moon crystal series I know she is the leader just like in the manga
Dance Posted February 14, 2015 #14 Report Posted February 14, 2015 I know she is the leader just like in the manga Shes just like godney the most beautiful leader alive
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