main page A Britney Spears Smartphone Game Is In The Making!

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How the fuck is this thread flopping? This place is deader than me at this thread tbh

this place is not dead, this thread has 131 views, people saw it, realized it was fake, and didn't post.

[RevolvingBritney]

Slay mah pussy yaasssssssss!!!!  

[James]

First, dress Britney. Choose between these outfits: 

 

1) Turtle neck, mom jeans and uggs

2) Stained white shirt, daisy dukes and cowbow boots

3) Bikini, cowbow boots and a fedora 

 

Looking good, bitch!

 

Next, pick her car:

 

1) Lamborghini

2) Maserati

3) Gaga drives you around in a limo

 

Pick your destination:

 

1) Target

2) Rite Aid

3) The skate park

4) Iggy's house for salad

 

First game: Evade the paparazzi!

 

Pick your lunch (this isn't in play if you've already chosen to eat salad with Iggy)

 

1) Cheeseburgers and Fanta 

2) Pizza dipped in ranch dressing

3) Starbucks

 

Second game: Evade the paparazzi again!

 

Third game: Britney is getting ready for her Vegas show, help her learn some moves in the dance studio. 

 

Fourth game: Britney is tired; fan her off, peasant. 

 

Choose Britney's Vegas stage outfit: 

 

1) Piece of Me black/see-through opening outfit

2) Black catsuit from Onyx Hotel

3) The Overprotected bodysuit from DWAD 

4) The pink bra and sequenced shorts from FF Tour. 

 

Britney is tired from ha show, pick something to relax her: 

 

1) Vanilla candles

2) Charlie's D

 

Fifth game: Obviously you chose 2. Now pick Britney's sex moves while she fucks Charlie!

 

Sixth game: Fan Britney off again you peasant. 

 

Britney has to write a letter to her fans. Choose who will write it for her: 

 

1) Larry

2) Adam

3) Jayden

 

Choose another artist for Britney to promote on Twitter: 

 

1) Viley

2) Madonna

3) Sabi

 

Seventh game: Compose a promotional Tweet for another artist. 

 

Choose an item of food for Britney to feed Xtina when she visits her at the zoo: 

 

1) Fried Chicken

2) Liver

3) Cheetos 

 

Eighth game: Interviewney

 

Britney is being interviewed by CNN. Choose her responses to each question. 

 

Are you excited for your new album? 

 

1) Yes. 

2) Very cool. 

3) Fun and cool. 

 

What is it like performing live in Vegas? 

 

1) Very very cool. 

2) Muted colors. 

3) Very fun and cool. 

 

LARRY STEPS IN! There's an emergency, quick.. get in your car and drive home!

 

Ninth game: Evade the paparazzi again. 

 

Larry tells Britney that the Radar horse is on his death bed. 

 

Tenth game: Ride the Radar horse around before it dies. 

 

Eleventh game: Slay the Radar horse. 

 

Britney is ready for bed. Choose a piece of The Intimate Collection for her to wear: 

 

1) Eris

2) Cherry

3) Camellia 

4) Some panties from Rite Aid

 

Help Britney have a sweet dream! Spray one of these perfumes on Britney's pillow: 

 

1) Fantasy

2) Circus Fantasy

3) Midnight Fantasy

4) Fantasy Twist

5) Fantasy Stage Edition

6) Urban Fantasy (Coming in 2016) 

 

End of Game! Thanks for your $$$! - xoxo Brit

 

:orangu:

[Pokémon Spears]

What a perfect time to vote for her for Super Smash Bros

[gimmework]

This is cool. I can't wait to play it.

 

 

OMGOMGOMHOMHJGVFCV!!!'nnnhqjdjanNashs

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OMG YEEESEEEZSDFF######hags!!!!!!

 

THESE!! OMG YAY!!! I'll bet it's something like a paper doll that you get to dress and do Brits make up and send her and Hannah to dance classes and music video shoots.     

it's an adventure game like Zelda

 

Britney the villager has been sent to seek princess Live Singing who's been taken away by a mysterious force that has been hunting the nation for many years

  

[gimmework]

What a perfect time to vote for her for Super Smash Bros

 

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[▲▼▲BlackoutZone▲▼▲]

THESE!! OMG YAY!!! I'll bet it's something like a paper doll that you get to dress and do Brits make up and send her and Hannah to dance classes and music video shoots.     

  

You know Kim Kardashian: Hollywood? I bet it's gonna be similar  I would still play it all day all night

[gimmework]

You know Kim Kardashian: Hollywood? I bet it's gonna be similar  I would still play it all day all night

 

Omg you are sooooo right!!  And DITTO!!!  lol.... I'd be on that thing day and night like it was Jaime's cheese grits!   

[gimmework]

First, dress Britney. Choose between these outfits: 

 

1) Turtle neck, mom jeans and uggs

2) Stained white shirt, daisy dukes and cowbow boots

3) Bikini, cowbow boots and a fedora 

 

Looking good, bitch!

 

Next, pick her car:

 

1) Lamborghini

2) Maserati

3) Gaga drives you around in a limo

 

Pick your destination:

 

1) Target

2) Rite Aid

3) The skate park

4) Iggy's house for salad

 

First game: Evade the paparazzi!

 

Pick your lunch (this isn't in play if you've already chosen to eat salad with Iggy)

 

1) Cheeseburgers and Fanta 

2) Pizza dipped in ranch dressing

3) Starbucks

 

Second game: Evade the paparazzi again!

 

Third game: Britney is getting ready for her Vegas show, help her learn some moves in the dance studio. 

 

Fourth game: Britney is tired; fan her off, peasant.(           )

 

Choose Britney's Vegas stage outfit: 

 

1) Piece of Me black/see-through opening outfit

2) Black catsuit from Onyx Hotel

3) The Overprotected bodysuit from DWAD 

4) The pink bra and sequenced shorts from FF Tour. 

 

Britney is tired from ha show, pick something to relax her: 

 

1) Vanilla candles

2) Charlie's D

 

Fifth game: Obviously you chose 2. Now pick Britney's sex moves while she fucks Charlie!

 

Sixth game: Fan Britney off again you peasant. 

 

Britney has to write a letter to her fans. Choose who will write it for her: 

 

1) Larry

2) Adam

3) Jayden

 

Choose another artist for Britney to promote on Twitter: 

 

1) Viley

2) Madonna

3) Sabi

 

Seventh game: Compose a promotional Tweet for another artist. 

 

Choose an item of food for Britney to feed Xtina when she visits her at the zoo:(       #DEAD)

 

1) Fried Chicken

2) Liver

3) Cheetos 

 

Eighth game: Interviewney

 

Britney is being interviewed by CNN. Choose her responses to each question. 

 

Are you excited for your new album? 

 

1) Yes. 

2) Very cool. 

3) Fun and cool. 

 

What is it like performing live in Vegas? 

 

1) Very very cool. 

2) Muted colors. 

3) Very fun and cool. 

 

LARRY STEPS IN! There's an emergency, quick.. get in your car and drive home!

 

Ninth game: Evade the paparazzi again. 

 

Larry tells Britney that the Radar horse is on his death bed. 

 

Tenth game: Ride the Radar horse around before it dies. 

 

Eleventh game: Slay the Radar horse. 

 

Britney is ready for bed. Choose a piece of The Intimate Collection for her to wear: 

 

1) Eris

2) Cherry

3) Camellia 

4) Some panties from Rite Aid

 

Help Britney have a sweet dream! Spray one of these perfumes on Britney's pillow: 

 

1) Fantasy

2) Circus Fantasy

3) Midnight Fantasy

4) Fantasy Twist

5) Fantasy Stage Edition

6) Urban Fantasy (Coming in 2016) 

 

End of Game! Thanks for your $$$! - xoxo Brit

 

     OMG THIS IS BEYOND EPIC!!!! Thank you constantly making me lose my shit in laughter!!! #SLAY   

[MonaLisa613]

That could be cool, i just hope the company making it actually updates it and keeps with it, cuz that It's Britney app, she released during Circus, that was given up on.

[Jojo93220]

it's an adventure game like Zelda

 

Britney the villager has been sent to seek princess Live Singing who's been taken away by a mysterious force that has been hunting the nation for many years

 

     

[Guest QueenJocasta]

     OMG THIS IS BEYOND EPIC!!!! Thank you constantly making me lose my shit in laughter!!! #SLAY   

 

I'm glad you enjoyed the game sis, flawless choices 

But how could you choose vanilla candles over Charlie's big sausage? 

[Nelli Gaidai]

this is the most genius idea EVER.. slayyy 2015ney gamney YEAAAAS 

[gimmework]

I'm glad you enjoyed the game sis, flawless choices 

But how could you choose vanilla candles over Charlie's big sausage? 

     IDK?!?!... LOL.. Vanilla Candles have been there for her longer..    Until he puts a ring on it, I don't wanna get used to his sausage!