How Can A Human Being Can Be This Pretty?

[Pop Sensation]

 

 

 

 

damn she's too good.

[POMNEY :3]

Cuz she's Godney  

[killthelights]

     

[toxicguy]

only an angel can be so unusual 

[Yatz]

No human detected

[heather]

She's always been so incredibly beautiful, she still is

[Daydream, Mariah's fantasy]

[Guest GlamBoy]

And you just found out? 

[Archie]

She's an angel

[Circuit]

There was a legitimate theory on exhale a while back, something about Britney actually being a robot after she died in 2006 - or something?

[Circuit]

Found it.

 

I know this might sound a little far fetched. But let me explain my theory! Britney Spears, popped onto the scene in '98. I don't have to include background info about her, you guys know it all. But I believe Britney was a robot, from 1998 until 2005. Here's why:

 

98-05: The perfect Popstar. She had all the qualities of a nice, proper, "normal" young girl. And she had the looks of a woman, obviously, to sell records to make corporations millions. Initially, created because of the decline of Pop music in the 90s. Mariah wasn't doing anything, Marilyn Manson was slaying, and Madonna was busy being spiritual and mature. Therefor, not bringing her labels in enough $ - so they brainstormed. And that's when they thought of the idea to create a robot, a walking, talking, singing and dancing robot.

 

 

And they were successful. For the first 4 years. Britney was named one of the Most Beautiful Woman In The World numerous times, and was even #1 a couple times as well in certain magazines and lists and etc. Britney was gaining heavy popularity for dancing talents and beauty, and was generating hit after hit with each album. Then, it went sour.

 

2005-2006:

 

The public turned on the lovable Britney Spears robot. Labeling her a whore, a slut, a sell out, "backstabber" to little kids, to young girls out there for being proactive, and losing her virginity before marriage, like she promised she never would. (The no sex before marriage quote was planned, a ploy to give the robot Britney an untamble image so young boys would become interested and buy her records.) While on the topic, she also broke up with Jusitn Timberlake because she found out she was a robot during attempting sexual intercourse. He was paid off MILLIONS to keep quiet about Britney being a robot, but while he got a pretty price to keep quiet, he also DEMANDED to make controversy out of the breakup to skyrocket his solo album and career. Thus, tarnishing robot Britney's. After this incident occurred. robot Britney started acting out, a chip in the technology they used to create her started to go bad. This explain her 55 hour marriage, and the  "knee break" during the Outrageous video. After all of that, they tried to soften Britney's image, releasing a Greatest Hits album, with the My Prerogative song to gain attention and controversy of course. But it only held together for so long. Then, robot Britney fell "in love" with dancer K-Fed. She was a robot, and was affectionate and open to easily anybody. Her label could not tame her, or figure out what inside of her was burning out and making the robots programming act out. They then faked two pregnancies, secretly adopted 2 kids, with Kevin's help, impregnating woman willing to have others' babies, this explains why they look more like him than Britney. After this, they made Robot Britney "divorce" K-Fed, and shut down her programming. FYI: K-Fed was aware she was a robot, but did not mind because of the attention he got from dating her.

 

2007: "New and improved and saying thank you very much." 

 

 

The great 2007. The year of the new Britney, OFFICIALLY. Since Robot Britney was unprogrammed, they couldn't get rid of Britney's existence period. Too much controversy, speculations, and investigations that would occur and the government refused to help them cover it up. They hired a look-alike to be the new Britney Spears. With a little help of SOME plastic surgery to make it more believable, and paying off this woman MILLIONS to take on the life as Britney Spears, they pulled it off. This PERFECTLY EXPLAINS the depression, anxiety, and EXCESSIVE mood change and behavior in Britney Spears that year. This poor woman had no idea what she was getting herself into, she experienced harassment and torment first hand without the love that robot Britney had at first to warm up to stardom. The mystery woman became extremely depressed, and starting doing drugs and abusing alcohol to cope with being Britney Spears.

 

2008-present:

 

After the infamous 2007 VMA performance, the label put their foot down with the new Britney. They sent "Britney" to rehab, and made her quit drugs and beer cold turkey when the rehab attempt failed. When this girl finally sobered up, they IMMEDIATELY  started working on Circus, to soften Britney Spears' image, so they can make money again and wouldn't have to fake a death on this innocent mystery woman who said yes to taking on the life of a robot. The girl had a great time being Britney, experiencing popularity and love with the Circus album release, and so fourth! 

 

Of course, this woman couldn't sing or dance like Britney. This explain lacks of dance skills in Britney since the Onyx Hotel World Tour. However in 2010, the woman was experiencing drug with drawl after the discontinuation of taking prescribed pills for her sanity. Something fans clinged onto in 2010 after seeing this photoshoot:

 

 

And these candids of Britney out and about:

 

 

The woman became depressed again. And started to act out, labels set her straight ASAP though. By putting her on meds, unprescribed. And they put her back to work in order to release Femme Fatale. Which had major success. And then they went onto release BJ. Everything has been fine with the mystery woman who has decided to live as Britney since. She's been on meds, C-ship (given to her by the label so the woman's family get money for letting their daughter live as Britney), and has been healthy ever since 2010s little breakdown. 

 

Everything I've listed PERFECTLY explains Britney's behavior changes, weight gain, lack of sing and dance skills, and change in music styles. Anyone who disagrees is in SERIOUS denial. For God's Sake, they even foreshadowed it on NATIONAL TV! 

 

[LiaLovesGodney]

^^^ What kind of messed up logic? She's Mrs. Lifestyle of the rich and famous not Mrs. Lifestyle of a Transformer.

[BritsBaby95]

She's always been so incredibly beautiful, she still is

[Dance]

Found it.

I'll have what the person who came up with this fantasy is having please  

[LiaLovesGodney]

I'll have what the person who came up with this fantasy is having please

Whatever it was, it was strong.

[Ooh-Ooh Britney]

That 2005ney pic is one of my all time favorite Britney pics. Slay me brunetteney and pregnantney

[ooh la la]

for reasons like this i understand why britney needs bodyguards,it is scary being a celebrity cos you don't know the amount of people who have an obsession with you and spend time thinking about you.god imagine how long did it take for the person to think all that up, write it and spell check it.

[Jenlicious]

That first picture is just perfection. She looks so calm, glowing and powerful at the same time!

[Nightmare3P]

[Dragneel]

That first picture is just perfection. She looks so calm, glowing and powerful at the same time!

You described it perfectly!!!

[MonaLisa613]

She truly is gorgeous!!

As for that theory up above, wow, that is definitely the ramblings of a crazy person, that shit is extremely disturbing!!