Ooh-Ooh Britney Posted June 28, 2015 #1 Report Posted June 28, 2015 I think all of us here have had embarrassing moments thanks to how hard we stan for Brit. Here's mine... I was with my friends clubbing, everything was cool and there was a really good looking guy looking at us. I pretended I didn't give a shit and pretended to be no-fucks-are-given blackoutney when deep inside I was like "ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO HOLD YOU TIGHT, TREAT YOU RIGHT, BE WITH YOU DAY AND NIGHT" lol, yeah that pathethic The thing is he came towards us and my friends disappeared and it was the two of us dancing. Everything was cool until they played a song with a similar beat to Boys ft Pharrel breakdown when she does this And I did it And I realised what I was doing And I blushed He smiled and made my feel better about it Yeah, we totally made out 1
βřîţňεỹ Šöℓ∂îεř Posted June 28, 2015 #2 Report Posted June 28, 2015 When I first listened to Drop Dead Beautiful & heard the line "I don't want your money, I just want your D" I thought Britney meant to say D like that : D the smile I mean :pieceofwhat: But then it turned out that Brintey was being a nasty bitch XD :gloria: P.S: I ain't even joking, I really thought so at first :orangu: 1
Ooh-Ooh Britney Posted June 28, 2015 Author #3 Report Posted June 28, 2015 When I first listened to Drop Dead Beautiful & heard the line "I don't want your money, I just want your D" I thought Britney meant to say D like that : D the smile I mean :pieceofwhat: But then it turned out that Brintey was being a nasty bitch XD :gloria: P.S: I ain't even joking, I really thought so at first :orangu: :gloria:
βřîţňεỹ Šöℓ∂îεř Posted June 28, 2015 #4 Report Posted June 28, 2015 :gloria: It never came to my mind at that time that Britney had always been nasty mommy bitch :crying1: & it all made sense at the same time, she didn't want his money, she wanted his smile/seeing him happy :crying1: I am sure I have some more but I just can't remember at the moment, this has been stuck 4 ever :orangu:
BlackoutEgo Posted June 28, 2015 #5 Report Posted June 28, 2015 My most embarrassing moment was when I was at Six flags hurrican harbor (summer time) and out of no where I see Britney, David, & her kids going to the lockers , me & my friends got all excited and we were gonna ask for a pic and we saw that her 3 body guards and six flags security pointed to the other fans and told them "go back" So then we ended up sad and going back , then ppl looked at us as if we were crazy 1
Ooh-Ooh Britney Posted June 28, 2015 Author #6 Report Posted June 28, 2015 It never came to my mind at that time that Britney had always been nasty mommy bitch :crying1: & it all made sense at the same time, she didn't want his money, she wanted his smile/seeing him happy :crying1: I am sure I have some more but I just can't remember at the moment, this has been stuck 4 ever :orangu: Don't worry. The first time I listened to Breathe On Me (I was like 10) I thought it really was about breathing 1
Harmony Posted June 28, 2015 #7 Report Posted June 28, 2015 Accidentally turned my music on in class, Thinkin' About You was what was on shuffle
ItzWestneyB***h! Posted June 28, 2015 #8 Report Posted June 28, 2015 I am a manager at a restaurant. One day I had my Bluetooth headphones in well before open as I was prepping for the day and was jamming to slave for you. Thinking that I was alone I just started doing the choreography and acting foolish well right about the time I was doing the turning part I turn to realize that the owner is standing there watching me! I had never met this man in my life and my heart stopped! He ha a really stern look on his face before he busted into almost tears laughing and said well if I didn't know u were gay I know it now! He has called me Britney every time I've seen him since...dead 1
Dontkeepmewaiting Posted June 28, 2015 #9 Report Posted June 28, 2015 My old phone had a britney ringtone for text messages and calls. And one day i forgot to turn off my phone and my mom kept texting me and calling and all you could hear was "say hello to the girl that i am" and "all of the boyd and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy" over and over again. I got my phone taken away and all my friends were laughing. Then i transfered schools. Ha
Everytime Posted June 28, 2015 #10 Report Posted June 28, 2015 LOL I got a good one... not as good as y'all's though! Earlier this year, me and my mom were shopping for groceries and stuff... I found a Circus CD and I got all excited (for some reason my town never has Britney CD's ). I picked it up and ran it to her. While still looking at the CD, I was like, "Mooomm, PLEASE buy me this!" And then I turned the CD around to show her the cover. I looked up 5 seconds later and... uh oh... wasn't my mom! This random soccer mom looked at the Britney CD and then looked at me like and then she quickly wheeled her cart in the other direction I then told my mom about it (when I found her in the store lol), and we laughed so hard! then my mom bought me the CD my mom is really cool, y'all... lol 4
PrinceAli89 Posted June 28, 2015 #12 Report Posted June 28, 2015 LOL, you guy's stories are fuckin' hilarious! Mine is once I was having a "concert" in my bedroom with fake headset mic, outfit changes, the works. Anyway, I was "performing" Slave in my room, thinking I was home alone, when all of a sudden my parents come in and I'm all like "Oh, I was just stretching..." and my mom was like "with a headset mic on?" LMAO! It's hilarious to think about now, but back then it was SO embarrassing! 2
ItsNathanbitch Posted June 28, 2015 #13 Report Posted June 28, 2015 Omg the embarrassment of some of these
Mrs Jared Leto Posted June 28, 2015 #14 Report Posted June 28, 2015 when i was like 9 or 10 years old, i made "dance performances" in breakdance style to "you drive me crazy" in my room for my parents and they liked it. my poor neighbors
BritsBaby95 Posted June 28, 2015 #15 Report Posted June 28, 2015 hmmmmm...... i'm trying to think.... well i think i had one like 3-4 years ago i wore the FF tour shirt and people looked at me like i actually felt weird and then my dad met his friend that day and my dads friend asked me: i didn't know you like britney spears! i'm like i do! and my dad was just like: oh another singer who scream i was just there like: :juggingu:
BritsBaby95 Posted June 28, 2015 #16 Report Posted June 28, 2015 LOL I got a good one... not as good as y'all's though! Earlier this year, me and my mom were shopping for groceries and stuff... I found a Circus CD and I got all excited (for some reason my town never has Britney CD's ). I picked it up and ran it to her. While still looking at the CD, I was like, "Mooomm, PLEASE buy me this!" And then I turned the CD around to show her the cover. I looked up 5 seconds later and... uh oh... wasn't my mom! This random soccer mom looked at the Britney CD and then looked at me like and then she quickly wheeled her cart in the other direction I then told my mom about it (when I found her in the store lol), and we laughed so hard! then my mom bought me the CD my mom is really cool, y'all... lol omg! but that's pretty funny!
BritsBaby95 Posted June 28, 2015 #17 Report Posted June 28, 2015 I am a manager at a restaurant. One day I had my Bluetooth headphones in well before open as I was prepping for the day and was jamming to slave for you. Thinking that I was alone I just started doing the choreography and acting foolish well right about the time I was doing the turning part I turn to realize that the owner is standing there watching me! I had never met this man in my life and my heart stopped! He ha a really stern look on his face before he busted into almost tears laughing and said well if I didn't know u were gay I know it now! He has called me Britney every time I've seen him since...dead i'm dying
Jack Spears Posted June 28, 2015 #18 Report Posted June 28, 2015 Was the release of Britney's Toxic video, I got a boner from it, in front of my family. I was about 6/7
JoeBitch! Posted June 28, 2015 #19 Report Posted June 28, 2015 When i'd been to the FF tour I bought a tshirt from the shop and kept it safe in my closet But one day I (foolishly :juggingu: ) decided to wear it to college... Some nice younger kids were messing around at lunch and by accident they spilt some curry sauce on my tshirt (it was white) and I went bat shit crazy at them I remember screaming something like "This is a fucking BRITNEY SPEARS tshirt... Do you fucking understand!" I screamed at them and threw my chair over and everyone was like Then I ran out the canteen It still has the stain on it today because it never came out Ive grown up so much in 4 years 1
Harmony Posted June 28, 2015 #20 Report Posted June 28, 2015 Was the release of Britney's Toxic video, I got a boner from it, in front of my family. I was about 6/7 I'm not ashamed of the things that I dream nnnn 1
Dance Posted June 28, 2015 #21 Report Posted June 28, 2015 When 3 was released i was 14-15 and i didnt realize it was about a threesome so i walked all around the school, streets and my house singing it out loud not giving a fuck
Brian.TheDog Posted June 28, 2015 #22 Report Posted June 28, 2015 when I thought PG was gonna be a hit
Ooh-Ooh Britney Posted June 28, 2015 Author #23 Report Posted June 28, 2015 Was the release of Britney's Toxic video, I got a boner from it, in front of my family. I was about 6/7 OMG I didn't know guys could have boners at such a young age 1
Jack Spears Posted June 28, 2015 #24 Report Posted June 28, 2015 OMG I didn't know guys could have boners at such a young age Yes!
Everytime Posted June 29, 2015 #25 Report Posted June 29, 2015 LOL, you guy's stories are fuckin' hilarious! Mine is once I was having a "concert" in my bedroom with fake headset mic, outfit changes, the works. Anyway, I was "performing" Slave in my room, thinking I was home alone, when all of a sudden my parents come in and I'm all like "Oh, I was just stretching..." and my mom was like "with a headset mic on?" LMAO! It's hilarious to think about now, but back then it was SO embarrassing! LOL at the headset mic on thing
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now