HeadstrongWolf Posted August 8, 2015 #1 Report Posted August 8, 2015 SO LAST NIGHT I GOT REALLY DRUNK BECAUSE I USUALLY DON'T DRINK BUT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH A LOT BUT ANYWAY LAST NIGHT IN MY DRUNKEN STUPOR I FELL WHILE TRYING TO NAVIGATE MY FRIEND'S MESSY ROOM AND I THINK I BROKE MY ANKLE, OR AT LEAST SPRAINED IT. I HEARD SHIT CRACK AND PEOPLE HAD TO COME CHECK UP ON ME. LIKE, SHIT IS SWOLLEN NOW. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING AROUND, I FORREAL FUCKED MY ANKLE UP AND THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND WAS "THIS BITCH IS GONNA LOVE TO HEAR THIS." ily.
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