So I Broke My Foot A Week Ago And Didn't Get Help Until Today.

[HeadstrongWolf]

Last Friday night (YEAH WE DANCED ON TABLE TOPS AND WE TOOK TOO MANY SHOTS) literally I got really drunk and stayed over at my lesbian friend's house. I passed out on her bed because that's what we do #drunkproblems

 

anyway I had to pee really bad because when you're drunk and you start pissing you have to piss like every thirty minutes, it's fucking annoying. 

So I got up from Paige's bed, which is just a cheap, bouncy mattress on the floor, and somehow, I ended up falling really hard. I woke up everyone in the house and they came to check up on me, and I knew I fucked up my foot. But no one helped me up because they were too drunk to help me too.

 

So I just put ice on it and took advil and whatever over-the-counter pain meds I could find and thought I'd be okay. But it's been a week, so I decided to go to the emergency room. It's not swollen anymore but it's definitely still bruised. A lot. Purple and blue and shit.

 

I just got back from the Emergency Room and they told me I have a metatarsal break on my left toe. What's funny is that this picture is the exact bone where it broke.

 

 

I've literally been walking around and delivering pizza and going about my normal life while limping around pretending like it was nothing... And I actually had broken my fucking foot.

 

I handle pain like a pro.

 

 

Eat my ass

[Daydream, Mariah's fantasy]

Hope u get  well soon 

[Mike.]

Why the eat my ass part at the end 

[HeadstrongWolf]

Why the eat my ass part at the end 

Because you can eat my ass

[Guest Lᴜᴠ3�ɪ♥Hᴀᴛᴇ�ɪ]

get well soon! take care and be careful next time!

[Lady Lisa]

Why the eat my ass part at the end 

isn't obvious ?  

 

 

that must because ur ankle was jelous i think i'm jelous too i want to break my foot so my ankle wil be jelous  

[Mike.]

isn't obvious ?

 

 

that must because ur ankle was jelous i think i'm jelous too i want to break my foot so my ankle wil be jelous

 

What ? 

[Mike.]

Because you can eat my ass

 

I'll not eat a Alien ass  it must be weird 

[HeadstrongWolf]

isn't obvious ?

 

 

that must because ur ankle was jelous i think i'm jelous too i want to break my foot so my ankle wil be jelous

[JoshLee]

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Get well