How Do I Become Part Of The Britney Army?

[_iMute]

 Is there like an official thing that I do to become part of the army? Do i have to sign up anywhere or is the Britney Army member just something you call yourself without having to do anything.

[Daydream, Mariah's fantasy]

you just got to stan hard for her

[HolySpearit]

[I_need_me]

The first and most important thing you have to do is to get baptised with Starbucks and perform the sacred Slave 4 U choreography, that's how you get the Holy Spearit blessing  

[laracroftonline]

You signed up on Universe that's enough

[Dragneel]

Send your nudes to the members of universe and you'll officially be a member of the brotherhood! 

[Circuit]

Okay, first you have to travel to an ancient Aztec temple in the rain forest of Mexico. Once you're there, you MUST and this is the hard part, (everyone has tried but they did it wrong so they became apart of the Bey Hive or  the Rihanna Navy, don't become one of those people.) you have to chant the lyrics of "...Baby One More Time," while performing the original dance choreography to appease the Holy Spearit. Upon you doing this, a ray of light somewhere shining through will guide you to the underground base, where the Britney Army is located. Good luck!

[Mike.]

Okay, first you have to travel to an ancient Aztec temple in the rain forest of Mexico. Once you're there, you MUST and this is the hard part, (everyone has tried but they did it wrong so they became apart of the Bey Hive or  the Rihanna Navy, don't become one of those people.) you have to chant the lyrics of "...Baby One More Time," while performing the original dance choreography to appease the Holy Spearit. Upon you doing this, a ray of light somewhere shining through will guide you to the underground base, where the Britney Army is located. Good luck!

 

[Mike.]

you guys are scaring the new members,i can't

 

 

Now serious talk,firstly i think you need to do deep researches about Britney's life and career (at least know her bio). 

That's a good start

[gimmework]

 

 

The first and most important thing you have to do is to get baptised with Starbucks and perform the sacred Slave 4 U choreography, that's how you get the Holy Spearit blessing  

 

 

You signed up on Universe that's enough

 

 

Send your nudes to the members of universe and you'll officially be a member of the brotherhood! 

 

OMG KILLING ME!!!!         

[Mrs Jared Leto]

[Britnoy]

You have to pay me a flight to LV and M&G tickets for POM to form part of the Britney Army, tbh.

Jk  

Welcome to the family 

[JocastaIsYoMama]

You must do everything that everyone above stated, plus: 

 

Bathe in a bathtub full of Fanta while Soda Pop plays and vanilla candles burn all around you. When Soda Pop is done, play Email my Heart. Use your tablet or phone to send an Email of all your best nudes to all of your friends (or enemies) at Universe. Then repeat several of your favourite / the most iconic Godney phrases out loud ("My pussy is hanging out!", "I always sing live", "Meeeeeerrrrrry Christmas!", "Very fun, funky cool....", etc.) Emerge from the tub and whip your hair vigorously. Quickly move to the mirror where you should have the entire good word of the Lordney printed (the lyrics to every song from Blackout.) Read them out loud while you come to understand the touch of your hand. 

 

Now run to your nearest CD store and cover every Taylor, Porktina, Bleachthief, Katy and Selma CD with copies of every Godney album (except for Burka Jade). 

 

You are now a member of the army   

[gimmework]

You must do everything that everyone above stated, plus: 

 

Bathe in a bathtub full of Fanta while Soda Pop plays and vanilla candles burn all around you. When Soda Pop is done, play Email my Heart. Use your tablet or phone to send an Email of all your best nudes to all of your friends (or enemies) at Universe. Then repeat several of your favourite / the most iconic Godney phrases out loud ("My pussy is hanging out!", "I always sing live", "Meeeeeerrrrrry Christmas!", "Very fun, funky cool....", etc.) Emerge from the tub and whip your hair vigorously. Quickly move to the mirror where you should have the entire good word of the Lordney printed (the lyrics to every song from Blackout.) Read them out loud while you come to understand the touch of your hand. 

 

Now run to your nearest CD store and cover every Taylor, Porktina, Bleachthief, Katy and Selma CD with copies of every Godney album (except for Burka Jade). 

 

You are now a member of the army   

 

OMG!!! As always you are making me lose my shit! LMAO!! 

[JonHardy!]

 Is there like an official thing that I do to become part of the army? Do i have to sign up anywhere or is the Britney Army member just something you call yourself without having to do anything.

 

Something tells me you already are a member of the B Army Welcome!

[JonHardy!]

You must do everything that everyone above stated, plus: 

 

Bathe in a bathtub full of Fanta while Soda Pop plays and vanilla candles burn all around you. When Soda Pop is done, play Email my Heart. Use your tablet or phone to send an Email of all your best nudes to all of your friends (or enemies) at Universe. Then repeat several of your favourite / the most iconic Godney phrases out loud ("My pussy is hanging out!", "I always sing live", "Meeeeeerrrrrry Christmas!", "Very fun, funky cool....", etc.) Emerge from the tub and whip your hair vigorously. Quickly move to the mirror where you should have the entire good word of the Lordney printed (the lyrics to every song from Blackout.) Read them out loud while you come to understand the touch of your hand. 

 

Now run to your nearest CD store and cover every Taylor, Porktina, Bleachthief, Katy and Selma CD with copies of every Godney album (except for Burka Jade). 

 

You are now a member of the army   

 

So funny!...but gurl, seriously....CD store?

[jayjay1164]

Hahaha

[JocastaIsYoMama]

So funny!...but gurl, seriously....CD store?

 

Everybody's doing CDs today 

[GlenCoco]

buy Blackout praise it 

listen to it

cry to it

 

and 

 

cry after watching For the record 

[ALEX -II- 11O39]

Okay, first you have to travel to an ancient Aztec temple in the rain forest of Mexico. Once you're there, you MUST and this is the hard part, (everyone has tried but they did it wrong so they became apart of the Bey Hive or  the Rihanna Navy, don't become one of those people.) you have to chant the lyrics of "...Baby One More Time," while performing the original dance choreography to appease the Holy Spearit. Upon you doing this, a ray of light somewhere shining through will guide you to the underground base, where the Britney Army is located. Good luck!

I AM DONE

CALL 911 N-O-W

[JoshLee]

some of the answers in this thread

Anyways you just enjoy Britney and her and you joined here so that's enough

[James]

It's closed at the moment. Try again later, bro. 

[HolySpearit]

TBH you have to listen to all the albums in order, and then you have to watch all of Chaotic and all the other documentaries and then you read Through The Storm

 

THEN 

 

 

AND ONLY THEN 

 

 

WILL YOU BE BLESSED BY THE HOLY SPEARIT

 

 

 

 once you are blessed into the church of the Britney Army you have to perform the sacred ritual every Spearitual Sunday

 

You have to light your vanilla candles and say this prayer:

 

 

good luck sis, once you join us we love you like family

[ooh la la]

defend britney  to those who be mean as a sport or  entertainment. support everything Britney does, even though you can debate with fellow fans what you maybe don't think is so great. have a mind of an elephant about celebrities who diss britney,then don't watch their film,tv series or album. get excited about new albums coming up. if you ever go into a music store get britney albums put it to the front  of the shelf.

[HolySpearit]

TBH you have to listen to all the albums in order, and then you have to watch all of Chaotic and all the other documentaries and then you read Through The Storm