Should Britney's Team Create A Publicity Stunt For B9?

[JocastaIsYoMama]

tbh I think if she wants to become the most famous pop star in the world again, she needs to really play the game like Taylor, Beyonce, etc. Those cunts will sink to such lows to get hits and maintain their status, so why shouldn't good sis Godney use some tricks to get the media talking again?  The most obvious way to gain attention and notoriety is going the OJ route. Brinti could kill K-Fed and then release ha album while she's on trial for his murder 

 Everyone would be talking about it, and no one really likes K-Fed so she definitely wouldn't end up getting charged. Then she could tie it in with ha music by doing a sexy and urban jailhouse themed video   She could also consider killing the 5th Harmony girls because tbh no1curbout them  

 

Now, if she's not willing to go as far as murder, she could hook up with someone who is currently in the press like Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders. This would also help because she got a lot of flack for supporting Hillary 

Other possible options: 

 

- Sex tape with Robert Kardashian or Liam Hemsworth (Miley would be so mad )

- "Accidentally" Tweet a photo of her fingers in Kanye's asshole

- Perform 'Slave' fully nude during a POM date

- Say that she was molested by Michael Jackson 

- Accuse the music industry of being racist against whites 

- Call out Beyonce for faking her childbirth and stealing song-writing credits on all of her work, then get exposed for stealing credits haself on BJ 

 

What else? 

[Robert Morales]

Lmaooo laughed so hard with this thread  

- Sex tape with Robert Kardashian or Liam Hemsworth

Robert?  he's a little mmm fat...  

She could also consider killing the Little Mix girls because tbh no1curbout them either 

corrected 

[PsychoMonkey]

She should leak a sex tape with her dad #MmmPapi

[JocastaIsYoMama]

She should leak a sex tape with her dad #MmmPapi

 

gooooorl 

[1kissgoodnight]

set the planet hollywood on fire and make it look like j-low did it

[AudioBritneyBeats]

How about a publicity stunt, that actually will help? 
All of those are damaging. 

I say another on stage Wardrobe Malfunction during the premiere performance of the new single, in Vegas, or maybe another leaked in-studio recording, but this time, a good one & of her actually singing, unlike Alien where she was warming up.........or, she could do a new photoshoot, in the nude. 

[Jack Spears]

She could shove a bag of cheetos up her vagina and then pop them out one by one. 

[JocastaIsYoMama]

How about a publicity stunt, that actually will help? 

All of those are damaging. 

I say another on stage Wardrobe Malfunction during the premiere performance of the new single, in Vegas, or maybe another leaked in-studio recording, but this time, a good one & of her actually singing, unlike Alien where she was warming up.........or, she could do a new photoshoot, in the nude. 

 

gorl gtfo seriously. no one is here for your flop shit promotional plans. 

and wtf is with all the goddamn commas? are you illiterate? 

[JocastaIsYoMama]

She could shove a bag of cheetos up her vagina and then pop them out one by one. 

 

Iconic tbh 

[samerre]

set the planet hollywood on fire and make it look like j-low did it

 

 

She should leak a sex tape with her dad #MmmPapi

 

 

this topic made my day 

[PsychoMonkey]

gooooorl

#1 Album guaranteed

[Ooh-Ooh Britney]

I'm down for a controversial music video 

IUSA teas

 

[Britnoy]

Topless performance with "Free The Nipple" painted on her chest.
As a feminist she should join to that movement.    (We have already seen her perfect nipples several times so is not like a big deal)

Most important thing: They should start by hiring a good marketing team.

[1kissgoodnight]

gorl gtfo seriously. no one is here for your flop shit promotional plans. 

and wtf is with all the goddamn commas? are you illiterate? 

sorry but that GIF IS NOT FUNNY AND NOT OK

THAT MAN IS A NASTY PIECE OF SHIT.

[JocastaIsYoMama]

sorry but that GIF IS NOT FUNNY AND NOT OK

THAT MAN IS A NASTY PIECE OF SHIT.

 

[JoshLee]

i don't think she wants to be a big popstar TBH

[heartcore]

something like a nip slip would not be good for her, she's only recently starting to get back in the GP's good books. 

[Miss Dalloway]

Topless performance with "Free The Nipple" painted on her chest.

As a feminist she should join to that movement.    (We have already seen her perfect nipples several times so is not like a big deal)

Most important thing: They should start by hiring a good marketing team.

Agreed.

[fuckoffloverboy]

set the planet hollywood on fire and make it look like j-low did it

 

Now this I cackled at 

[AudioBritneyBeats]

gorl gtfo seriously. no one is here for your flop shit promotional plans. 

and wtf is with all the goddamn commas? are you illiterate? 

lmfao, girl, calm down.

I didn't realize this was a troll thread.

I wasn't trying to do that here tbh haha I legit meant to come up with a publicity stunt.

[JocastaIsYoMama]

lmfao, girl, calm down.

I didn't realize this was a troll thread.

I wasn't trying to do that here tbh haha I legit meant to come up with a publicity stunt.

 

gorl you thought I was genuinely giving advice that Britney should kill her children's father and go on trial for the publicity? 

[HeadstrongWolf]

Publicity stunt: re-release DLMBTLTK as a single

 

 

but tbh i thought the sexy videos on her instagram were enough publicity tbh. It made quite a buzz.

[BlackoutEgo]

gorl you thought I was genuinely giving advice that Britney should kill her children's father and go on trial for the publicity?

[BlackoutEgo]

I fucking love you Jocasta ... But in all realness I really do think it's a great idea if she pulled a publicity stunt tbh

[Brian.TheDog]

sorry but that GIF IS NOT FUNNY AND NOT OK

THAT MAN IS A NASTY PIECE OF SHIT.

 

not unless she hit him first 

 

#equality