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"I've been really inspired by Bollywood movies and African songs," Godney told Mario Lopez while staring at his bulge. "I've written a lot of songs with tribal beats that are funky and urban, about sex and love and especially anal." Godney officially announced the album while Lopez ate her ass, which she noted is also a metaphor for Jennifer Lopez eating her ass as 2nd fiddle at Planet Hollywood in Vegas  :bomt:

 

Britney Spears - Burka Jane

 

1) International Luv

2) My Burka (Brings All The Boys to The Yard) 

3) Elephant Heart

4) Screw It (The Lightbulb Song) 

5) His Cock (Iz Taller Than a Giraffe) 

6) Get This Diwali Started

7) Have You Ever (Made Luv In The Sudan?) 

8) Curry Farts & Broken Heartz 

9) In Da Jungle

10) Chillin Witchu Pt. 2 Featuring Lexi Spears and The Cast of Zootipia 

11) Radar (Super Brownman Remix) 

 

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"I've been really inspired by Bollywood movies and African songs," Godney told Mario Lopez while staring at his bulge. "I've written a lot of songs with tribal beats that are funky and urban, about sex and love and especially anal." Godney officially announced the album while Lopez ate her ass, which she noted is also a metaphor for Jennifer Lopez eating her ass as 2nd fiddle at Planet Hollywood in Vegas  :bomt:

 

Britney Spears - Burka Jane

 

1) International Luv

2) My Burka (Brings All The Boys to The Yard) 

3) Elephant Heart

4) Screw It (The Lightbulb Song) 

5) His Cock (Iz Taller Than a Giraffe) 

6) Get This Diwali Started

7) Have You Ever (Made Luv In The Sudan?) 

8) Curry Farts & Broken Heartz 

9) In Da Jungle

10) Chillin Witchu Pt. 2 Featuring Lexi Spears and The Cast of Zootipia 

11) Radar (Super Brownman Remix) 

 

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lol i thought this was hilarious

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i thought this was gonna be something legit based on the thread title & once I opened it it had me like

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I love you sis but u need to get some dick asap

 

 

Hun, you're sexually frustrated. Get a butt plug 

 

I actually got laid on Sunday 2w56kb6.jpg

Y'all just need a sense of humor. This is how I kill time at work  :bomt:

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"I've been really inspired by Bollywood movies and African songs," Godney told Mario Lopez while staring at his bulge. "I've written a lot of songs with tribal beats that are funky and urban, about sex and love and especially anal." Godney officially announced the album while Lopez ate her ass, which she noted is also a metaphor for Jennifer Lopez eating her ass as 2nd fiddle at Planet Hollywood in Vegas  :bomt:

 

Britney Spears - Burka Jane

 

1) International Luv

2) My Burka (Brings All The Boys to The Yard) 

3) Elephant Heart

4) Screw It (The Lightbulb Song) 

5) His Cock (Iz Taller Than a Giraffe) 

6) Get This Diwali Started

7) Have You Ever (Made Luv In The Sudan?) 

8) Curry Farts & Broken Heartz 

9) In Da Jungle

10) Chillin Witchu Pt. 2 Featuring Lexi Spears and The Cast of Zootipia 

11) Radar (Super Brownman Remix) 

 

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FINALLY

 

Insider info I can believe in

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Which song are you most excited for, sis? 

I can't wait for "Have You Ever (Made Luv In The Sudan?)" 

I heard it's a really muted urban ballad  :crying1:  :crying1:

 

Actually I heard there is a bonus track only available in Japan

 

"Sandy Vagina"

 

ft Xtina on the chorus

 

My body is so ready

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"I've been really inspired by Bollywood movies and African songs," Godney told Mario Lopez while staring at his bulge. "I've written a lot of songs with tribal beats that are funky and urban, about sex and love and especially anal." Godney officially announced the album while Lopez ate her ass, which she noted is also a metaphor for Jennifer Lopez eating her ass as 2nd fiddle at Planet Hollywood in Vegas :bomt:

Britney Spears - Burka Jane

1) International Luv

2) My Burka (Brings All The Boys to The Yard)

3) Elephant Heart

4) Screw It (The Lightbulb Song)

5) His Cock (Iz Taller Than a Giraffe)

6) Get This Diwali Started

7) Have You Ever (Made Luv In The Sudan?)

8) Curry Farts & Broken Heartz

9) In Da Jungle

10) Chillin Witchu Pt. 2 Featuring Lexi Spears and The Cast of Zootipia

11) Radar (Super Brownman Remix)

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Omg curry farts! This destroyed my focus as work!

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Omg curry farts! This destroyed my focus as work!

 

According to an insider it's like Criminal 2.0 but instead of murdering people, Britney's love interest devours Indian food and gas-bombs his lovas when he breaks up with them. Britney sings about being left with nothing but "Curry Farts and Broken Heartz"  :crying1: So sad and emotional, tbh  :crying1:

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