Top Instagram Mysteries

[PsychoMonkey]

So homegirls instagram is all artsy fartsy with her quotes, flowers, religious pictures, yoga poses, teaching kids dance lessons, and drop dead gorgeous selfies. 

 

There are certain pictures tho that still to this day remain a mystery and I for one would like to know what they were about! 

 

Here are my pick of the top 10 Britney Instagram Mysteries that I want answers to.

 

10) The Moon and Planets

 

She has posted on various occasions pictures of moons, and other planets. Is she hinting towards the alleged song Man on the Moon? I wanna know.

 

9) The Finger

 

Why the obsession with it? She posed with Jamie Camil flipping the camera off too and has done it countless time at POM.

 

8) Britney Bitch Shoes

 

What are these for? Has she worn them? Will she? Are they for a video? I dont understand.

 

7) EOS

 

She looks flawless here but what was this for? There was speculation during this time that she was the new face of EOS but nothing was ever said or confirmed about the matter.

 

6) ESPYS

 

This one still has me confused. She looks gorgeous but what was the reason for attending? To promote? There was nothing for it. To be relevant? Doubt it. Was she asked and if so by who? Rumors at the time mentioned the possibility of her doing the superbowl thus her appearance at the ESPYS but clearly that wasnt the case. 

 

5) The Hands

 

The question really isnt whats going on in the picture more like whose hands are in the picture. Rumors rose that they were Danja's speculating that they had worked together. These assumptions later became bigger once danja posted on instagram a pic of his hand holding a egg shaker with a ? praying emoji in the caption.

 

4) Recording Studio

 

This one is quite old but the mystery is still there. What was she recording? Toms Diner? Pretty Girls? A scrapped song now? Can I just have a copy of the page with the lyrics?

 

3) Goodbye

 

Theres literally so much drama surrounding this pic. Rumors sparked that the word Game Changer was secretly written inside the word Goodbye. Some idiots even thought she was planning on suiciding. Regardless on what you thought the mystery is still there. What was she saying Goodbye to?

 

2) Behind the Scenes

 

What is homegirl doing here? Where is she at? Was this a magazine shoot? An Album photoshoot? Jane the Virgin? What is this for britney?!?!? 

 

1) The Horses

 

The #1 Mystery on her instagram! Literally WHATS COMING? Did it happen already? This pic was posted around the superbowl and many believed that it was a reference to the 3 dresses shown in coldplays video getting ready for it but it didnt turn out that way since homegirl didnt perform. I seriously wanna know what this was for. Its been the #1 burning mystery in my head since it was posted.

 

I want answers Britney! What are all these about?!??! 

 

[SimonAndrs]

And did Adam Sandler ever respond to the Ice bucket challenge?

[HeadstrongWolf]

Britney is entering her vaporwave phase

[Jonte]

22 minutes ago, SimonAndrs said:

And did Adam Sandler ever respond to the Ice bucket challenge?

He did 

[Mrs Jared Leto]

[I've Just Begun]

Let's not forget all the pictures of Einstein and mathematical formulas as well 

[I_need_me]

Those aren't really mysteries, they're just random pictures, but we're used to taking everything as a clue when in fact she's just obsessed with pretty pictures  

I wanna know what happened to the Britney Bitch shoes tho, she'd look super hot wearing them but she's never worn them in public 

[btmyhbrit99]

She likes to pose putting up the finger when she's feeling raunchy.

She was probably just receiving spiritual guidance from the man who she was putting up hands with  (or she was just impressed with how big his hands were compared to her's).

She went to the espys to be seen-nothing outrageous or mysterious about that.

Those shoes are probably just a gift she was given or gave to someone .

The moon is clearly about the song man on the moon.

Goodbye/game changer: maybe she posted it because she liked the pic but I do still think she's either hinting at the album being a big deal or that the phrase goodbye pops up on a song from the album. 

The studio pic was probably her laying vocals down for tom's diner but that's really not important all that she really wanted you to know was that she was back in the studio.

And the horses maybe she likes horses. Or she's a big fan of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers (Tina is obsessed with horses if you don't know the show) Or maybe like the caption reads, she wanted you to know that something was coming.

[alexdaily]

You're gonna have to wait and see 

[Ariana Grande]

1. You'll have to wait and see... Or maybe she'll pull another Famos surprise fiasco and it's never going to happen  
2. Maybe the BTS from her revamp photoshoot? You should check the date it was posted and pinpoint an event ocurring a few days prior the shot or after.
3. The Goodbye pic was posted the day she had that thing with Sam Lufti. I took it as in "goodbye motherfucker, you're out of my life for good!  "
4. Just letting us know she was back in the studio. It may have been for PG or Tom's Diner, or maybe even for a song on B9. 
5. Just showing the huge difference between their hands. Doesn't matter who's the guy.
6. Any celebrity will host something as long as they're paid well enough. Ariana did a private show in Paris. Britney attended a private bday party back in 2011 as well. It's all about the moneyyy 
7. That actually is a mystery  She was never officially announced as the new face of EOS. And she hasn't posted anything more about it. Maybe she was just a candidate?
8. Just cool custom-made shoes she got. Maybe she put them at the back of her closet and will wear them in 7 years from now, just like the GM VMA rehearsal's hat  
9. This is kinda silly of you to ask.  It's like asking why most people do the "peace" sign when taking pictures  It's just something they feel like doing, just like she feels like flipping the camera off.
10. That's another mystery tbh  Maybe it's about the song. Maybe she likes all things fantastic. She's obsessed with nature, so I wouldn't be surprised if she just posted it because she simply liked it.  

[Alejandro93]

I want to say that #2 is for the new perfume add that just released tbh ?

[Yatz]

Britney´s life is a mystery  and that is what make us be obsessed with her.

[PsychoMonkey]

On 6/21/2016 at 0:22 AM, SimonAndrs said:

And did Adam Sandler ever respond to the Ice bucket challenge?

 

Yea he did

 

 

 

[PsychoMonkey]

On 6/21/2016 at 0:36 AM, HeadstrongWolf said:

Britney is entering her vaporwave phase

The mystery continues...what's vaporwave

[PsychoMonkey]

On 6/21/2016 at 1:46 AM, Viva La Jessica said:

 

Just as confused as you are sis

 

 

[PsychoMonkey]

23 hours ago, I've Just Begun said:

Let's not forget all the pictures of Einstein and mathematical formulas as well 

 

I think thats just britney being a nerd  a hot nerd tho

 

[PsychoMonkey]

23 hours ago, I_need_me said:

Those aren't really mysteries, they're just random pictures, but we're used to taking everything as a clue when in fact she's just obsessed with pretty pictures  

I wanna know what happened to the Britney Bitch shoes tho, she'd look super hot wearing them but she's never worn them in public 

 

Yea I dont question the random pics thats just her being all artsy fartsy these 10 in particular just strike me tho. 

 

And yea the shoes still got me wondering, were they a gift? A prop? Who knows 

[I've Just Begun]

Just now, PsychoMonkey said:

 

I think thats just britney being a nerd  a hot nerd tho

 

A hot nerd with a really big penis? 

[PsychoMonkey]

23 hours ago, btmyhbrit99 said:

She likes to pose putting up the finger when she's feeling raunchy.

She was probably just receiving spiritual guidance from the man who she was putting up hands with  (or she was just impressed with how big his hands were compared to her's).

She went to the espys to be seen-nothing outrageous or mysterious about that.

Those shoes are probably just a gift she was given or gave to someone .

The moon is clearly about the song man on the moon.

Goodbye/game changer: maybe she posted it because she liked the pic but I do still think she's either hinting at the album being a big deal or that the phrase goodbye pops up on a song from the album. 

The studio pic was probably her laying vocals down for tom's diner but that's really not important all that she really wanted you to know was that she was back in the studio.

And the horses maybe she likes horses. Or she's a big fan of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers (Tina is obsessed with horses if you don't know the show) Or maybe like the caption reads, she wanted you to know that something was coming.

 

All possible explanations but they all just lead to more questions

 

[PsychoMonkey]

22 hours ago, alexdaily said:

You're gonna have to wait and see 

 

 

 

[PsychoMonkey]

19 hours ago, Ariana Grande said:

1. You'll have to wait and see... Or maybe she'll pull another Famos surprise fiasco and it's never going to happen  
2. Maybe the BTS from her revamp photoshoot? You should check the date it was posted and pinpoint an event ocurring a few days prior the shot or after.
3. This is kinda silly of you to ask.  It's like asking why most people do the "peace" sign when taking pictures  It's just something they feel like doing, just like she feels like flipping the camera off

1. Were probably never gonna know what she meant with that pic we seriously need documentary on her instagram alone 

 

2. All I could think of was that magazine shoot and jane the virgin. Thinking back now wasnt there a pic of an acting chair with brintey's name printed on it? 

 

3. But this is homegirl were talking about. Knowing how she is yea a peace sign wouldnt be questioned cool but the finger? Like slay im all for it!! But why that? Why all of a sudden?? 

[PsychoMonkey]

11 hours ago, Alejandro93 said:

I want to say that #2 is for the new perfume add that just released tbh ?

 

For the new commercial??? Hmm good guess could be 

[PsychoMonkey]

10 hours ago, Yatz said:

Britney´s life is a mystery  and that is what make us be obsessed with her.

 

 

 

[PsychoMonkey]

32 minutes ago, I've Just Begun said:

A hot nerd with a really big penis? 

 

Its not all about sex its about stimulating her mind 

 

 

[HeadstrongWolf]

1 hour ago, PsychoMonkey said:

The mystery continues...what's vaporwave