JocastaIsYoMama Posted August 4, 2016 #1 Report Posted August 4, 2016 WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING BOP!?! WHAT TYPE OF RUTHLESS SLAYAGE?!? "Up, down, rub it 'round Tasting all my apple pie, Apple pie, satisfy." I am snatched, raped, killed, buried, and resurrected in the Queen's Glory. 6
TheOriginalDollz Posted August 4, 2016 #2 Report Posted August 4, 2016 I KNOW I CANT EVEN LOVE LOVE PRIVATE SHOW 1
HolySpearit Posted August 4, 2016 #3 Report Posted August 4, 2016 GLORY IS THE PERFECT TITLE FOR THIS FLAWLESS MASTERPIECE OF AN ALBUM OMG OUR HOLY GRAIL THANK YOU GODNEY 1
JocastaIsYoMama Posted August 4, 2016 Author #6 Report Posted August 4, 2016 Guess that's the end... Can we go again? Can we do it all again!? Nah, I'll take a bow I am so fucking snatched by this. Literally laying here bald and covered in bodily fluids. This song is so fun and sexy and ridiculous. It's everything. 7
Pokémon Spears Posted August 4, 2016 #7 Report Posted August 4, 2016 this is definitely replacing Freakshow on POM right? it's so funny and funky that they need to use it with the guest, I can't picture her performing this just, all by herself 5
gimmework Posted August 4, 2016 #8 Report Posted August 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, JocastaIsYoMama said: Guess that's the end... Can we go again? Can we do it all again!? Nah, I'll take a bow I am so fucking snatched by this. Literally laying here bald and covered in bodily fluids. This song is so fun and sexy and ridiculous. It's everything. RIGHT!?!?! That spoken outro IS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DEAD #SLAYED #IMPROVNEY #BRITNEYGIGGLE #SNATCHED 1
daniel10456 Posted August 4, 2016 #9 Report Posted August 4, 2016 its sexyney meets cuteney ITS EVERYTHING 2
3isacharm Posted August 4, 2016 #10 Report Posted August 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Pokémon Spears said: this is definitely replacing Freakshow on POM right? it's so funny and funky that they need to use it with the guest, I can't picture her performing this just, all by herself we can only pray... i like Freakshow but Private Show is good to replace it 2
apple Posted August 4, 2016 #11 Report Posted August 4, 2016 I'm fucking crying while listening to this fucking masterpiece goddamn I'm having a fuckin' meltdown here
Pokémon Spears Posted August 4, 2016 #12 Report Posted August 4, 2016 what happened with Jimmy Kimmel? is someone recording it? lol I have to wait 3 more hours T__T
TheOriginalDollz Posted August 4, 2016 #13 Report Posted August 4, 2016 21 minutes ago, JocastaIsYoMama said: WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING BOP!?! WHAT TYPE OF RUTHLESS SLAYAGE?!? "Up, down, rub it 'round Tasting all my apple pie, Apple pie, satisfy." I am snatched, raped, killed, buried, and resurrected in the Queen's Glory. Omg I love your post hahaha! Who is the Diva in your pics? She looks funny
JocastaIsYoMama Posted August 4, 2016 Author #14 Report Posted August 4, 2016 34 minutes ago, Pokémon Spears said: what happened with Jimmy Kimmel? is someone recording it? lol I have to wait 3 more hours T__T It's already up in full on his Twitter!
3isacharm Posted August 4, 2016 #15 Report Posted August 4, 2016 so is because of her Apple pie that she has the exclusivity with Apple Music? 1
Britney Army Forever Posted August 4, 2016 #16 Report Posted August 4, 2016 I'm speechless I'm slayed THAT SPOKEN PART I'M GOING TO DIE IN 22 DAYS AFTER LISTENING TO GLORY I can't take this much slayage 2
GoCallThePolice Posted August 4, 2016 #17 Report Posted August 4, 2016 BALD MY TRICKS ARE SPECTACUALAR! 1
werkit89 Posted August 4, 2016 #19 Report Posted August 4, 2016 I love it that much I gave my boyfriend a lapdance And I don't even have a boyfriend The slayage is real 1
GoCallThePolice Posted August 4, 2016 #20 Report Posted August 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, werkit89 said: I love it that much I gave my boyfriend a lapdance And I don't even have a boyfriend The slayage is real DEAD
JocastaIsYoMama Posted August 4, 2016 Author #21 Report Posted August 4, 2016 9 hours ago, 3isacharm said: so is because of her Apple pie that she has the exclusivity with Apple Music? The album should have been called Apple Pie tbh
joshuaafterdark Posted August 4, 2016 #22 Report Posted August 4, 2016 WORK IT. WORK IT. BOY WATCH ME WORK IT.
gimmework Posted August 4, 2016 #23 Report Posted August 4, 2016 10 hours ago, TheOriginalDollz said: Omg I love your post hahaha! Who is the Diva in your pics? She looks funny OMG.. LOL.. . That "diva" is Jocasta. A reality TV star from the US big brother a few seasons back. She is over the TOP and @JocastaIsYoMama does a fabulous job of inhabiting the character here and constantly cracking us up with post after post of hilariousness!!
I_need_me Posted August 4, 2016 #24 Report Posted August 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Pokémon Spears said: this is definitely replacing Freakshow on POM right? it's so funny and funky that they need to use it with the guest, I can't picture her performing this just, all by herself You know, I can actually picture her performing Private Show all by herself on the stage, with no dancers at all, just like in the commercial! But yeah, I think that it'll replace Freakshow as the "take someone from the audience and dance for them" song 1
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