Why Are Britney Fans Hating On "Clumslay"?

[DeniseBryson]

1 minute ago, ElleNino said:

It can't only be me that reads that as Cumslay? ... My brain will not let me read the L ... wtf

 

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[DeniseBryson]

Just now, partyinfrench said:

Is this thread low-key shade "clumsy"? If so, i see you boo. 

 

No.

 

These were my thoughts on the song

 

 

After Britney Jean I decided to become more virginal and then this song came out and I found myself reverting back to my slutty "Blackout"/"In The Zone" days

If ever there were a song that was tailored made for those in the fan base that crave the Britney that recorded "Get Naked" clumsy is it

 

 

[ElleNino]

3 minutes ago, Universe>Exhale said:

 

No.

 

These were my thoughts on the song

 

 

After Britney Jean I decided to become more virginal and then this song came out and I found myself reverting back to my slutty "Blackout"/"In The Zone" days

If ever there were a song that was tailored made for those in the fan base that crave the Britney that recorded "Get Naked" clumsy is it

 

 

Whatttt

Lol You guys are all seriously on drugs, lol how is clumsy suitable for cravers of get naked.... I die for get naked, clumsy reminds me nothing of it!

Haha

Maybe I'm on drugs

[DeniseBryson]

6 minutes ago, ElleNino said:

Whatttt

Lol You guys are all seriously on drugs, lol how is clumsy suitable for cravers of get naked.... I die for get naked, clumsy reminds me nothing of it!

Haha

Maybe I'm on drugs

 

Obviously the song sounds nothing like "Toxic" or "Get Naked" girl.

I'm talking about in terms of sounding confident, exciting and being straight up slutty.

 

Fans that live for the Britney that bangs harder than any "girl" Ricky Martin ever sang about lbr will definitely be dry humping speakers in the club to this track.

 

I am literally dry humping my keyboard using my booty to type this right now - and we have "Clumsy" to thank for it

 

 

[Vegasney88]

59 minutes ago, ElleNino said:

Sorry but bitches in here be comparing it to TOXIC!? Helllll naawwww

TOXIC changed pop, Clumsy will not... It's a great song , sure....

But the drop is a literal non event

This 

[ElleNino]

6 minutes ago, Universe>Exhale said:

 

Obviously the song sounds nothing like "Toxic" or "Get Naked" girl.

I'm talking about in terms of sounding confident, exciting and being straight up slutty.

 

Fans that live for the Britney that bangs harder than any "girl" Ricky Martin ever sang about lbr will definitely be dry humping speakers in the club to this track.

 

I am literally dry humping my keyboard using my booty to type this right now - and we have "Clumsy" to thank for it

 

 

Lol but you get me wrong... I love slutney!!!

Clumsy needs a HUGE like pumping drop... And then I'll be happy... someone with skills, slay me with a remix!!!!

[werkit89]

2 hours ago, JoshLee said:

who the hell is hating on it? BAN THEM IMMEDIATELY, WE DONT NEED THAT NEGATIVITY IN OUR LIVES!

I'd ban......g u

[BLACKOUTBRlT]

8 hours ago, partyinfrench said:

Nobody hating on "Clumsy". What kind of shit are you trying to do with this thread? 

Bitch, is you blind? 

[alexdaily]

1 hour ago, ElleNino said:

It can't only be me that reads that as Cumslay? ... My brain will not let me read the L ... wtf

Lol me too when I first read the title I was like Whaat?  

[alexdaily]

12 minutes ago, werkit89 said:

I'd ban......g u

[DeniseBryson]

2 hours ago, ElleNino said:

Lol but you get me wrong... I love slutney!!!

Clumsy needs a HUGE like pumping drop... And then I'll be happy... someone with skills, slay me with a remix!!!!

 

Not here for the drops that only work in Ibiza

 

I'm here for those vocals, the confidence and those crazy sonic switch ups and genre benders that don't cater to anyone in the fan base's tastes.

 

"Clumsy" already sounds the most Britney of the four tracks we've heard even though it employs contemporary R&B elements, no one else could make a song like this work so effectively.

 

Its the first song of the four where I can see an epic video - its been awhile since I felt like that.

 

Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the other tracks and each brought something different to the table but "Clumsy" just basically solidified for me that "Glory" will give me that Off-the-rails Britney musically that I love.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DeniseBryson]

You guys I blasted Clumslay and my neighbors started banging on their front porch

 

 

When will your fave's music make everyday citizens into upstanding sluts?

 

 

[BLACKOUTBRlT]

17 minutes ago, Universe>Exhale said:

 

Not here for the drops that only work in Ibiza

 

I'm here for those vocals, the confidence and those crazy sonic switch ups and genre benders that don't cater to anyone in the fan base's tastes.

 

"Clumsy" already sounds the most Britney of the four tracks we've heard even though it employs contemporary R&B elements, no one else could make a song like this work so effectively.

 

Its the first song of the four where I can see an epic video - its been awhile since I felt like that.

 

Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the other tracks and each brought something different to the table but "Clumsy" just basically solidified for me that "Glory" will give me that Off-the-rails Britney musically that I love.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Britney's vocals this era tho  And when she says "Oops!"

[HannahLou]

I really like Clumsy.

I feel really dumb, can someone tell me what GP means?? 

[DeniseBryson]

28 minutes ago, HannahLou said:

I really like Clumsy.

I feel really dumb, can someone tell me what GP means?? 

 

Giant PeePee

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk

 

General Public

[DeniseBryson]

1 minute ago, partyinfrench said:

Reported for bashing uni member.  

Any last words?

 

Those boobs are giving me a headache.

 

Delete it fat

 

[ElleNino]

Have to say that I'd die if it said

oops... (silence) I did it again... Drop! Bam bam bambalam lol i can hear it in my head haha

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[ElleNino]

Have to say that I'd die if it said

oops... (silence) I did it again... Drop! Bam bam bambalam lol i can hear it in my head haha

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I know that's tacky but I don't care lol

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[DeniseBryson]

4 minutes ago, ElleNino said:

I know that's tacky but I don't care lol

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Because this was more like Oops! I just slipped on your manhood

 

Whereas Oops!...on OIDIA was like Oops! you thought I cared about your manhood

 

[ElleNino]

But I like that this one is like an unintentional oops... I just killed the industry again!

The last oops was like her being a bitch saying oops haha i fucked you over again jajaja

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[JoshLee]

3 hours ago, werkit89 said:

I'd ban......g u

 I see what you did there!

[CyrCur97]

I just think that Clumsy is a fresh song like Make Me and Private Show basically so i don't understand the point of comparing this to other tracks by her...  Whatever, this Glory-ous album will slay our faves 

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[PopMusicJunkie]

"Clumsy" needs to be heard in a car while driving, stock system or not, the bass causes your car to shake.  Listening at home doesn't do the song justice whatsoever and I think that's going to be the case for Glory overall.  It's a bop with infectious lyrics (I've been singing the pre-chorus all day).  

 

The only negative is I wish there were more lyrics, especially during the chorus.  But that's a minor gripe.  

[DemExclusives]

it just sucks balls tbh 

[BLACKOUTBRlT]

2 hours ago, DemExclusives said:

it just sucks balls tbh