The Road To #Glory: 9 Days Away! How Are You Preparing For the 2nd Coming Of Britney?

[DeniseBryson]

I'm serious guys I am melting down.

The album is due to arrive in 10 days! 10 DAYS! Are you serious? I am losing it.

 

I have so many questions...

 

I feel like everything from Thursday onward is going to cause meltdowns in the fan base.

 

Will we get the track list? How have they managed to keep this under wraps for so long?

Will there be leaks? (Will anyone have extra Tampons?)

 

Friendships will made.

     Bonds will be broken

           And careers ruined.

 

And Universe is like my sanctuary rn from all the interhate, speculation and Britney-less media coverage online.

 

 

So... my question is to you all:

 

How the hell are you coping with the impending release of Glory?

Are you doing Britney marathons?

Holding vigils for other people's faves?

Hitting the refresh button on Universe and Britney's twitter account?

 

Has anyone played the hell out of "Clumsy", the Just Love Me Snippet, Make Me..., and Private Show like I have?

 

I feel like a mess right now.

 

Britney! I wish I knew how to quit you

 

 

[PsychoMonkey]

I'm actually not coping at all... I've already made arrangements for my funeral. I have an appointment to pick out my casket tomorrow

 

 

[DeniseBryson]

5 minutes ago, PsychoMonkey said:

I'm actually not coping at all... I've already made arrangements for my funeral. I have an appointment to pick out my casket tomorrow

 

 

 

I'm too poor. I'm just paying my parents to cremate me tbh

 

 

[M.E.]

I'm going overseas for 2 months and staying in a tiny apartment with a friend who is not a huge stan. I can't wait to drive them insane with Glory on loop 24/7 and hope they have no plans on the day of the iHeart show cause they are gonna get cancelled.  

[DeniseBryson]

21 minutes ago, M.E. said:

I'm going overseas for 2 months and staying in a tiny apartment with a friend who is not a huge stan. I can't wait to drive them insane with Glory on loop 24/7 and hope they have no plans on the day of the iHeart show cause they are gonna get cancelled.  

 

When will other fan bases tbh?

 

[MIKE]

I can't believe it's coming that soon!! I really got to the point where I thought it'd never come out before all this lol. I'm so excited!

 

 

im especially excited it's coming out before September because I'm seeing POM then. 

[DeniseBryson]

5 minutes ago, MIKE said:

I can't believe it's coming that soon!! I really got to the point where I thought it'd never come out before all this lol. I'm so excited!

 

 

im especially excited it's coming out before September because I'm seeing POM then. 

 

You are going to see it! OMG!

 

You'll get to see her in all her...#GLORY!

 

Take pics and share your experience on here please!

 

If I weren't so broke I would go to Vegas and watch ha too, but alas - its just not meant to be - not right now anyways.

 

And it felt like the longest spell without a proper brit album ever, because I know its not the right thing to do but I try not to acknowledge

 

Bartilda Jones so its literally been like 5 years since we had a proper Britney album.

 

 

 

[MIKE]

4 minutes ago, Universe>Exhale said:

 

You are going to see it! OMG!

 

You'll get to see her in all her...#GLORY!

 

Take pics and share your experience on here please!

 

If I weren't so broke I would go to Vegas and watch ha too, but alas - its just not meant to be - not right now anyways.

 

And it felt like the longest spell without a proper brit album ever, because I know its not the right thing to do but I try not to acknowledge

 

Bartilda Jones so its literally been like 5 years since we had a proper Britney album.

 

 

 

I definitely will! If I don't I may have forgot but I'm going the 7th so remind me lol. 

[PsychoMonkey]

2 hours ago, Universe>Exhale said:

 

I'm too poor. I'm just paying my parents to cremate me tbh

 

 

 

Humble thoughtful stan like our queen

 

 

[gimmework]

To prepare.. I'm listening to MM, PS and Clumsy non-stop. Streaming the hell out of the MM video on vevo, OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY GOING TO SEE HER POM SHOW IN VEGAS THIS SAT AUG 20TH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SUPER EXCITED TO SEE MM LIVE!! 

 

OH and I'm also still having hourly meltdowns about the lack of the original mm video in my life!! 

 

[DeniseBryson]

10 hours ago, gimmework said:

To prepare.. I'm listening to MM, PS and Clumsy non-stop. Streaming the hell out of the MM video on vevo, OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY GOING TO SEE HER POM SHOW IN VEGAS THIS SAT AUG 20TH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SUPER EXCITED TO SEE MM LIVE!! 

 

OH and I'm also still having hourly meltdowns about the lack of the original mm video in my life!! 

 

 

OMG with the VMA announcement I am officially dead.

 

 

 

And I'm officially jealous

You must post about your experience Aug. 20th - you get to see the queen before she retakes her thrown on the VMA stage

 

 

 

[PopMusicJunkie]

I'm putting myself on house arrest once I get off work on Thursday afternoon, and will fully immerse myself in all things Britney.  I put vacation days in for Fri & Mon so it will be a four-day weekend of non-stop Glory.  

Meanwhile, I'm enjoying all 3 tracks practically non-stop.  

[Domino]

17 hours ago, Universe>Exhale said:

I'm serious guys I am melting down.

The album is due to arrive in 10 days! 10 DAYS! Are you serious? I am losing it.

 

I have so many questions...

 

I feel like everything from Thursday onward is going to cause meltdowns in the fan base.

 

Will we get the track list? How have they managed to keep this under wraps for so long?

Will there be leaks? (Will anyone have extra Tampons?)

 

Friendships will made.

     Bonds will be broken

           And careers ruined.

 

And Universe is like my sanctuary rn from all the interhate, speculation and Britney-less media coverage online.

 

 

So... my question is to you all:

 

How the hell are you coping with the impending release of Glory?

Are you doing Britney marathons?

Holding vigils for other people's faves?

Hitting the refresh button on Universe and Britney's twitter account?

 

Has anyone played the hell out of "Clumsy", the Just Love Me Snippet, Make Me..., and Private Show like I have?

 

I feel like a mess right now.

 

Britney! I wish I knew how to quit you

 

 

 

So much Fanta.

 

Maybe some Cheetos.

 

Probably will get McDonald's in my Mercedes on the way home from Target when I pick that bitch up the MINUTE it hits the shelf.

 

(None of that was sarcastic, that's more than likely my plan that day)

 

In the meantime, I'm going back through my video library and rewatching things. I already listen to her music all the time, so...

 

Just so happy to be a fan right now. I haven't felt this much anticipation since the Britney era, tbh. 

 

[TheOriginalDollz]

All I have to say is I love u hahaha flawless stan . I am just in shock and I am going to celebrate Glory with my fellow BArmy Family. Love you guys

[Domino]

11 hours ago, gimmework said:

To prepare.. I'm listening to MM, PS and Clumsy non-stop. Streaming the hell out of the MM video on vevo, OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY GOING TO SEE HER POM SHOW IN VEGAS THIS SAT AUG 20TH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SUPER EXCITED TO SEE MM LIVE!! 

 

OH and I'm also still having hourly meltdowns about the lack of the original mm video in my life!! 

 

 

I've been more or less off the forum for days now- when did we get these higher quality shots from the OG MM?

[TheOriginalDollz]

 And purchased it on Itunes. I AM READY!

[JoshLee]

I'm not ready. My body isn't prepared  

[DeniseBryson]

1 hour ago, TheOriginalDollz said:

All I have to say is I love u hahaha flawless stan . I am just in shock and I am going to celebrate Glory with my fellow BArmy Family. Love you guys

 

Ditto!

 

It's the best era in a long time - and I fully plan on being here for everything in the next two weeks.

 

I think united the B-Army can basically out-slut, out-drag, out-stan any other fanbase

 

Sending the love right back at you

 

 

[DeniseBryson]

1 hour ago, TheOriginalDollz said:

 And purchased it on Itunes. I AM READY!

 

And watch those pre-order numbers go up in the next 5 days!!

 

Slay!

 

And you got the deluxe version! (So did I!)

 

Flawless stan is literally flawless

 

 

[DeniseBryson]

15 hours ago, PsychoMonkey said:

 

Humble thoughtful stan like our queen

 

 

 

We can't afford an urn so we're putting my remains in a bag of cheeto's and bottle of fanta

 

[DeniseBryson]

1 hour ago, Baby Go Slow said:

 

So much Fanta.

 

Maybe some Cheetos.

 

Probably will get McDonald's in my Mercedes on the way home from Target when I pick that bitch up the MINUTE it hits the shelf.

 

(None of that was sarcastic, that's more than likely my plan that day)

 

In the meantime, I'm going back through my video library and rewatching things. I already listen to her music all the time, so...

 

Just so happy to be a fan right now. I haven't felt this much anticipation since the Britney era, tbh. 

 

 

OMG I love it!!!

 

I don't have many friends or family that like Britney and my boyfriend is more of a casual fan!

 

So I'll probably be on here with my fellow B-Army vets when all of this goes down

 

[DeniseBryson]

20 minutes ago, JoshLee said:

I'm not ready. My body isn't prepared  

 

Do some squats, hair flips and bend and snaps they sometimes help

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JK my body isn't ready either...

 

 

[DeniseBryson]

2 hours ago, PopMusicJunkie said:

I'm putting myself on house arrest once I get off work on Thursday afternoon, and will fully immerse myself in all things Britney.  I put vacation days in for Fri & Mon so it will be a four-day weekend of non-stop Glory.  

Meanwhile, I'm enjoying all 3 tracks practically non-stop.  

 

This has to be one of the most flawless posts I've seen in awhile....

 

 

 

And omg what are we going to do its like that entire week is going to be the most exciting for Britney fans in -- I want to say since ITZ

 

 

 

 

[gimmework]

9 hours ago, Universe>Exhale said:

 

OMG with the VMA announcement I am officially dead.

 

 

 

And I'm officially jealous

You must post about your experience Aug. 20th - you get to see the queen before she retakes her thrown on the VMA stage

 

 

 

 

YASS! Oh don't worry sis I will for sure be posting pics and videos!