Review: Britney Spears’ ‘Glory’ Is A Blockbuster Of Epic Proportions

[MakeMySugarFall]

This is honestly one of the weirdest reviews I've ever read, but still - here it is: http://thefederalist.com/2016/09/07/britney-spears-glory-blockbuster-epic-proportions/

 

Britney Spears, fresh off last summer’s teaser, is back on top again and dominating the stage, protestations of the most ardent Béyonce loyalists notwithstanding.

[3isacharm]

7 hours ago, MakeMySugarFall said:

This is honestly one of the weirdest reviews I've ever read, but still - here it is: http://thefederalist.com/2016/09/07/britney-spears-glory-blockbuster-epic-proportions/

 

Britney Spears, fresh off last summer’s teaser, is back on top again and dominating the stage, protestations of the most ardent Béyonce loyalists notwithstanding.

 

WTH did i just read? 

[Ricki Lake]

This legit sounds like the ramblings of someone who went off anti-psychotic medication and it reminds me of that book written by Lark Voorhies 

(here are some excerpts: https://books.google.com/books?id=Ey2FrakY4KgC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false)

 

I love that he keeps describing the songs as having "booty rattling bass" like wat

 

 

 

but slay for the positive review

 

[Mrs Jared Leto]

4 hours ago, 3isacharm said:

 

WTH did i just read? 

mte

[Joanhs]

Maybe he is the only person on the planet who GETS Britney... 

[MakeMySugarFall]

Super, super weird review. Did not understand the correlation between buying rocks for his kids and Britney's cleavage, but at least he liked the album (and introduced his kids to it!)!