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Britney's love affair with Banana the snake

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Has anyone ever read the hilarious britney/banana fanfic on the slavesnake tumblr?

Makes me laugh every time :D

http://slavesnake.tumblr.com/post/57290000057/a-lovely-probably-illegal-fic-for-you

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A lovely, probably illegal, fic… for you.

It was the 2001 vmas. The Iconic, legendary Miss Britney Spears just finished her “I’m a slave 4 u,†performance. It was the most iconic performance ever. Britney was backstage, heading towards her dressing room.

She was getting complimented constantly from everyone. “Britney, that was great!†“Britney, super sexy!†“Britney for president! †She finally made it to the room, closing the door softly and exhausted. On the counter, there were vanilla candles lit and a mocha frappe with a note on it.

It read “Brit, girl, you did amazing as usual! Now relax and enjoy your frappe. Xoxo Fe p.s. check your duffel bag on the couch.†Britney, slurping her frappe, walked near the bag and opened it. Her heart lit up, seeing a jumbo bag of cheetos and a liter of Fanta.

Suddenly the lamp in the corner of the room fell. It made Britney jump and drop her Starbucks treat. “Well damnit!†She sighed with frustration. Curiously, she walked over to the now broken lamp. Discovering nothing could’ve knocked it over. In the corner of her eye she noticed a yellow figure go across the floor; going towards the frappe mess. Britney crouched and tip toed behind the couch, hiding.

She took a peek, and saw it was the snake she just used for her performance, Banana. It was eating the frappe off the ground. Britney quickly ducked behind the couch, frightened. She decided to look again, it was gone. She then felt a scaled surface slither on the back of her shins.

Britney grew goosebumps and slowly turned her head. There was Banana with whipped cream on its mouth. Britney quickly got up and ran towards the phone to call security; but the line was chewed. Banana slithered to Britney. She looked the snake in the eye, feeling not so threatened as she was.

The snake climbed up Britney’s legs, seductively. It started squeezing her thighs, which made her weak; but in a good way. She wiped the snakes mouth. Britney, marveled by the creature, had a form of tension, a sexual tension. With Banana now wrapped around her abdomen and left arm, Britney walked over to the couch.

She put the duffel bag on the ground and then relaxed on the couch; letting Banana take over her body. Britney felt a loose relief around her waist. Banana had snapped her bottoms off with her teeth. Britney let out a strange high pitched sigh as the snake squeezed tighter. Banana’s lower half slithered off the couch going towards the bag, while her upper half stayed around Britney’s waist.

With its lower half, it grabbed the bottle of Fanta and twisted the top off. It fizzed all over Banana’s tail. The sexual snake poured the sodapop onto Britney’s sensual body and its own. Britney didn’t mind. Banana crawled to Britney’s face. She then pulled the snake towards her, closer, feeling up and down the snake.

Then, with great power, licked the snake’s body. Banana gripped Britney tighter, snapping her top off as well; revealing Britney’s bare breast. Banana could tell she was obviously cold.

Then Banana went lower,using its snake tongue on Britney’s fanta covered body. It finally wrapped around her legs, shoving its tongue into Britney’s pussy. Hissing inside of Britney, making her let out a loud moan. Banana was eating out Britney viciously. Britney grabbed the couch, finding a huge arousal. She started to orgasm.

Banana squeezed Britney tighter. It was getting intense, the reptile going deeper into her. Britney was breathing heavily and orgasmed louder. She finally came on Banana. Banana slowly pulled out of Britney, going back up to Britney.

Wrapping itself around her, cuddling. Banana’s tail did a little tease in Britney’s vag as it came up. Banana covered Britney’s breast and lower area, as if she were a suit to her. The two, with a forbidden love, fell asleep. But, with pure satisfaction.

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Has anyone ever read the hilarious britney/banana fanfic on the slavesnake tumblr? Makes me laugh every time http://slavesnake.tumblr.com/post/57290000057/a-lovely-probably-illegal-fic-for-you Edi

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That's why she is drinking chrush now

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Edited for you hun ;)
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Of course u do. Unless you don't care if thousand of Minority will once again get raped on the street and killed

lets not make it a discussion in this thread, kid. I appreciate ur opinion and also,  i dont want that tragedy happen again.

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If I was your network admin I'd let you have access to this flawless site. :crying5: That's what I go to school for

i opened it yesterday after workhour, thats when they unblock

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