Miss Bad Media Karma Posted June 29, 2014 #1 Report Posted June 29, 2014 General is So Lame Right Now. And I Need a Laugh! My Story: (My name is Elephantasia) One night I went out to the local 7-Eleven and I was talking to the cashier (his name is Tyrone) and he said "Dayum Elephantasia, yo ass is lookin' mighty fine! And I was so flattered! He's such a cutie (and he even has his own 1990 Honda Civic!) So we started flirting and the next thing I know I was in his room. DISCUSS
blackoutbaby09 Posted June 29, 2014 #2 Report Posted June 29, 2014 Your name is Elephantasia....? Well, good for you! Very cute.... I'm still a virgin. I'm so embarrassed now.... 2
Miss Bad Media Karma Posted June 29, 2014 Author #3 Report Posted June 29, 2014 Your name is Elephantasia....? Well, good for you! Very cute.... I'm still a virgin. I'm so embarrassed now.... It was a joke I'm not even black Im a virgin too. The pain
blackoutbaby09 Posted June 29, 2014 #4 Report Posted June 29, 2014 It was a joke I'm not even black Im a virgin too. The pain Lol. I figured it was a joke. It is painful to be a virgin. Where's a man when I need one....?
Miss Bad Media Karma Posted June 29, 2014 Author #5 Report Posted June 29, 2014 Lol. I figured it was a joke. It is painful to be a virgin. Where's a man when I need one....? Right Here Baby Can't You See?
Miss Bad Media Karma Posted June 29, 2014 Author #7 Report Posted June 29, 2014 All we need is Money, Love, and Happiness
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 29, 2014 #8 Report Posted June 29, 2014 I wish I waited til I was married to have sex tbh....
Lloyd Posted June 29, 2014 #9 Report Posted June 29, 2014 I was a slore who lost it to some older college student when I was like 14/15 (oral) then lost it with some drunk and high army guy who was about to be deployed again.... yum
Jay. Posted June 29, 2014 #10 Report Posted June 29, 2014 It was earlier this year... It was late night, me and my friends were hanging out and I was playing Come & Get It, the #1 single from the #1 album Stars Dance and singing along. This hawt sexy blond guy showed up, he's a friend of my other friend. We never saw each other so he came up and talked to me and asked me what my name was etc. Then we talked for like two hours while listening to the #1 album Yours Truly by Ariana Grande. Then we just started kissing out of nowhere. He took me into his car that was in a empty parking lot. We were kissing and then he touched my had and made me touch his D. The #1 single Slow Down was playing and he had a big boner and then he told me If I liked it and I said yes. Then all I remember is that we had a really hot sex while listening to the #1 album A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez. It hurt tho.
Bono09 Productions Posted June 29, 2014 #11 Report Posted June 29, 2014 Someone please take my virginity
Goten21 Posted June 29, 2014 #12 Report Posted June 29, 2014 It was earlier this year... It was late night, me and my friends were hanging out and I was playing Come & Get It, the #1 single from the #1 album Stars Dance and singing along. This hawt sexy blond guy showed up, he's a friend of my other friend. We never saw each other so he came up and talked to me and asked me what my name was etc. Then we talked for like two hours while listening to the #1 album Yours Truly by Ariana Grande. Then we just started kissing out of nowhere. He took me into his car that was in a empty parking lot. We were kissing and then he touched my had and made me touch his D. The #1 single Slow Down was playing and he had a big boner and then he told me If I liked it and I said yes. Then all I remember is that we had a really hot sex while listening to the #1 album A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez. It hurt tho. Noooo omg All those Selma songs
Dety Posted June 29, 2014 #13 Report Posted June 29, 2014 Your name is Elephantasia....? Well, good for you! Very cute.... I'm still a virgin. I'm so embarrassed now.... Not alone, not alone, not alone 1
David Posted June 29, 2014 #15 Report Posted June 29, 2014 I lost mine mid-way of watching Spirited Away this isn't even a joke, I will forever love that movie 2
Jay. Posted June 29, 2014 #16 Report Posted June 29, 2014 I lost mine mid-way of watching Spirited Away this isn't even a joke, I will forever love that movie How old were you ?
Jay. Posted June 29, 2014 #18 Report Posted June 29, 2014 17 How old are you now ? you look really young in ur avi.
David Posted June 29, 2014 #19 Report Posted June 29, 2014 How old are you now ? you look really young in ur avi. 18
blackoutbaby09 Posted June 29, 2014 #21 Report Posted June 29, 2014 It was earlier this year... It was late night, me and my friends were hanging out and I was playing Come & Get It, the #1 single from the #1 album Stars Dance and singing along. This hawt sexy blond guy showed up, he's a friend of my other friend. We never saw each other so he came up and talked to me and asked me what my name was etc. Then we talked for like two hours while listening to the #1 album Yours Truly by Ariana Grande. Then we just started kissing out of nowhere. He took me into his car that was in a empty parking lot. We were kissing and then he touched my had and made me touch his D. The #1 single Slow Down was playing and he had a big boner and then he told me If I liked it and I said yes. Then all I remember is that we had a really hot sex while listening to the #1 album A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez. It hurt tho.
blackoutbaby09 Posted June 29, 2014 #22 Report Posted June 29, 2014 All we need is Money, Love, and Happiness
blackoutbaby09 Posted June 29, 2014 #23 Report Posted June 29, 2014 Not alone, not alone, not alone 1
GlenCoco Posted June 29, 2014 #24 Report Posted June 29, 2014 I lost mine July 28th 2012 (i really good at remembering dates) it was with my first BF, i was 19 we started dating back in late May that day i lied to my parents that i was going to a videogame sleepover but actually i was going to stay at my BF house (he is 4 years older than me) that dey he introduced me to his friends and i had a great time we got very drunk, we went clubing until 4pm then i came to his house and well all started to happend and i was gooooooooooood and the next morning we did it again and again lol
nineliveslikeakittycat Posted June 29, 2014 #25 Report Posted June 29, 2014 i lost mine to my boyfriend of 5 years at the time. it was real basic. nothing special. haha
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