MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 #1 Report Posted June 30, 2014 A few minutes ago, I was sitting outside smoking a cig, and there's this little kid visiting at my house. He's seven, very entertaining. He looks at my flawless necklace (aka cardboard cutout of Britney's face from a perfume casing taped to a pendant covering Jesus's face) He asked me, "Who is her?" I was like "Britney Spears" He says, "What kind of music does she sing?" I say, "Pop music, she's the queen of pop and the music industry" He was like "What's pop music" (me internally: omg these poor little black children have no idea what's going on in music besides rap) I told him, "Like Rihanna, but a million times better" THEN HE SAYS "WHO'S RIHANNA" Finally, we come to the conclusion. I told him, 'Like Beyonce except she's way better. Beyonce stole all her ideas from Britney, she copies everything she does." He was like, "That's bogus" Me: Teaching the young urban children about Godney's impact. My deed of the day. EDIT: 4
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #4 Report Posted June 30, 2014 Your avi + my sig=my baby.
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #6 Report Posted June 30, 2014 Isn't it great we both "Spread the worrrrd, spread the word" today And of all days on a Sunday. Amen.
KIMBERLYNEY Posted June 30, 2014 #8 Report Posted June 30, 2014 Your avi + my sig=my baby. i was thinking the same lol
ToxicGuy5 Posted June 30, 2014 #9 Report Posted June 30, 2014 Isn't it great we both "Spread the worrrrd, spread the word" today And of all days on a Sunday. Amen. yas!! next step: going to a church and converting everyone to Godneysm
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #10 Report Posted June 30, 2014 yas!! next step: going to a church and converting everyone to Godneysm What type of congregation tho How are we going to transpose Britney songs into gospel songs?!? (for black church) At Catholic church all we have to do is sing the opening of "BTI" maybe "Mona Lisa" if we change the lyrics. Then feed them cheetos and fanta. Converted, and they have no choice.
ToxicGuy5 Posted June 30, 2014 #11 Report Posted June 30, 2014 What type of congregation tho How are we going to transpose Britney songs into gospel songs?!? (for black church) At Catholic church all we have to do is sing the opening of "BTI" maybe "Mona Lisa" if we change the lyrics. Then feed them cheetos and fanta. Converted, and they have no choice. just play Toxic in full volume and everyone would convert in no time
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #13 Report Posted June 30, 2014 Smoking Shame on you Don't judge me in church sis, we're here for forgiveness and Newports
Richie Posted June 30, 2014 #14 Report Posted June 30, 2014 YOUR NECKLACE THO You should have turned off your cig and come inside the house, sit the boy, and started a full britney class with youtube and her albums near.
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #15 Report Posted June 30, 2014 YOUR NECKLACE THO You should have turned off your cig and come inside the house, sit the boy, and started a full britney class with youtube and her albums near. My necklace is a mess gurl, and I'm okay with that. It's literaly her head wrapped in tape. I need with me I'm going through a lot forreal. My mother would have intervened our lesson and ruined it bc she stans for bleacheyone
GlenCoco Posted June 30, 2014 #16 Report Posted June 30, 2014 teaching a kid about britney and making him hate Beyonce... welll you are super awesome! ps: don't smoke
Richie Posted June 30, 2014 #17 Report Posted June 30, 2014 My necklace is a mess gurl, and I'm okay with that. It's literaly her head wrapped in tape. I need with me I'm going through a lot forreal. My mother would have intervened our lesson and ruined it bc she stans for bleacheyone No. NO. Gurl, I KNOW YOUR GOING TROUGH A LOT. I mean you live with a Bey*@%e stan. jk
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #18 Report Posted June 30, 2014 teaching a kid about britney and making him hate Beyonce... welll you are super awesome! ps: don't smoke I try to be a historian. Do u want me to smoke or do worse things? This is why I'm smoking (aka my lot in life) I need to talk to somebawdyyyy. No. NO. Gurl, I KNOW YOUR GOING TROUGH A LOT. I mean you live with a Bey*@%e stan. jk My mom only likes Bey bc she's black. I'm like Ma...stop Why did she come in the living room talking about "Beyonce's on the Grammys", then proceed to change the channel, when me and my grandma are watching Vin Diesel in all his glory Her ringtone is b howling "The best thing I never had"
GlenCoco Posted June 30, 2014 #19 Report Posted June 30, 2014 I try to be a historian. Do u want me to smoke or do worse things? This is why I'm smoking (aka my lot in life) I need to talk to somebawdyyyy. well honey here is a hug and lets have a cig
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #20 Report Posted June 30, 2014 well honey here is a hug and lets have a cig Thank you I feel the love. Going outside for a smoke tbh. YUM.
Jordanmtaylor Posted June 30, 2014 #21 Report Posted June 30, 2014 in my culture we call that a mitzvah
Richie Posted June 30, 2014 #22 Report Posted June 30, 2014 I try to be a historian. Do u want me to smoke or do worse things? This is why I'm smoking (aka my lot in life) I need to talk to somebawdyyyy. My mom only likes Bey bc she's black. I'm like Ma...stop Why did she come in the living room talking about "Beyonce's on the Grammys", then proceed to change the channel, when me and my grandma are watching Vin Diesel in all his glory Her ringtone is b howling "The best thing I never had" Ok this got serious. So you invite this little kid and your mom tomorrow at 7pm, we're gonna give a britney conference in a church. I'm gonna play the DWAD tour dvd live from las vegas, then I'll show them Toxic's mv, For the record, Womanizer mv, IABJ, a couple of perfomances from piece of me, and voila 2 new britney stans.
kermit Posted June 30, 2014 #23 Report Posted June 30, 2014 "me internally: omg these poor little black children have no idea what's going on in music besides rap)"
MakeItCoolerInHere Posted June 30, 2014 Author #25 Report Posted June 30, 2014 "me internally: omg these poor little black children have no idea what's going on in music besides rap)" im black its kay
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