Who would you want Britney to smack in the face and how?

[britneystanstan]

KFed? Thiefonce? Elton John? Jordan?

 

Personally, I'd like to see her smack Thief on the face with Banana, reminding her she'll never do anything as iconic Who would you want to see our queen smack?

[Guest blehh]

I wish she could smack Thiefyonce right in her selfcentered egoistic face , then maybe she could smack justin timberlake in his also selfcentered selfrevolving face , and then she should smack shitga just for fun  

[britneystanstan]

I wish she could smack Thiefyonce right in her selfcentered egoistic face , then maybe she could smack justin timberlake in his also selfcentered selfrevolving face , and then she should smack shitga just for fun

 

 

Idk why but I'd like to have a go at shitga too even though I don't hate her she looks fun to smack

[Guest blehh]

 

Idk why but I'd like to have a go at shitga too even though I don't hate her she looks fun to smack

I imagine her nose bleeding, and britneys reactiong like >>>>  

[tarotx]

Jordan for allowing FF to be spread on BH, for allowing&encouraging hate to spread on his forum, for main paging and getting fans to believe that Britney would perform on GMA. And for Constantly main paging the same Passenger Rumors Over and Over making it seem that Myah's main vocals were used a lot on BJ. So instead of just thinking Britney doesn't sing the two questionable songs, the fans believe Britney didn't sing on BJ at all. 

 

Plus a Big slap to Anthony Preston for not being good enough to be the hands on EP of a Britney spears album!

[IfYouCantTakeItThenGetBack]

Everyone on exfail

[britneystanstan]

Jordan for allowing FF to be spread on BH, for allowing&encouraging hate to spread on his forum, for main paging and getting fans to believe that Britney would perform on GMA. And for Constantly main paging the same Passenger Rumors Over and Over making it seem that Myah's main vocals were used a lot on BJ. So instead of just thinking Britney doesn't sing the two questionable songs, the fans believe Britney didn't sing on BJ at all. 

 

Plus a Big slap to Anthony Preston for not being good enough to be the hands on EP of a Britney spears album!

 

So how many smacks is that for Jordan? 

[britneystanstan]

Everyone on exfail

 

Aren't you on exfail?

[IGOTYOUCRAZY]

MEEE

 

SO I COULD BE TOUCHED BY HER HANDS SENT FROM HEAVEN

 

"ONCE BRITNEY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND IT WAS AWESOME :3"

[britneystanstan]

MEEE

 

SO I COULD BE TOUCHED BY HER HANDS SENT FROM HEAVEN

 

"ONCE BRITNEY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND IT WAS AWESOME :3"

 

She should smack you in the butt so it'll be hot 

[Bianca]

no one i am against violence

 

i guess she has harmony in her life 

[IGOTYOUCRAZY]

She should smack you in the butt so it'll be hot 

 

[Veronica the witch]

Justin for not keeping his mouth closed about their sex life

 

[brintyjeans]

the leech osama bin lufti

[IfYouCantTakeItThenGetBack]

Aren't you on exfail?

[T!M]

Christina tbh.

[toxicney]

Joan Rivers tbfh 

[SpearsSlave]

MEEE

 

SO I COULD BE TOUCHED BY HER HANDS SENT FROM HEAVEN

 

"ONCE BRITNEY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND IT WAS AWESOME :3"

Same here

[Goten21]

Who ever produced her vocals on Britney Jean

 

K-fat, because why the fuck not

 

Justin Timberlake, because he deserves it

 

Miley Cyrus, for everything

 

Lady Gaga, for ruining the pop scene

 

Jamie, for keeping that conservatorship up for so long

 

The court that decided to extend her conservatorship

 

Jason for being so old

 

Glenn Nutly

 

Will.i.not for introducing her to basicness

 

The promotional team of RCA for not giving a fuck about BJ

 

Just random paparazzi as well tbh

[Streets]

MEEE

 

SO I COULD BE TOUCHED BY HER HANDS SENT FROM HEAVEN

 

"ONCE BRITNEY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND IT WAS AWESOME :3"

 

Beat me to it 

[Richie]

SAM LUFTI

[Jokobitch]

will.i.am.. slap him for every record he produced and then an extra slap just cause 

[Sgt. Spears]

Lorde - a golf club

Will I am - a thousand times with a paddle

miley - with a spike wrecking ball

Larry - with a tree branch

Adam - with a bunch of sharp rocks

Sam - with sharp glass

Kevin- with a metal crobar

avril - with a big glass plate

[KIMBERLYNEY]

Lorde - a golf club

Will I am - a thousand times with a paddle

miley - with a spike wrecking ball

Larry - with a tree branch

Adam - with a bunch of sharp rocks

Sam - with sharp glass

Kevin- with a metal crobar

avril - with a big glass plate

how aggressive :londonomg:

[Pinky Pop]

 99% of her so called fandom. Every single "fan" that have judged, mocked and ridiculed this woman...past and present....but I would love a good TKO punch instead organ measly face slap.