Who would you want Britney to smack in the face and how?

**Sgt. Spears** · July 2, 2014

how aggressive

I know

**Ooh-Ooh Britney** · July 2, 2014

Sam Lufti

ItsNathanbitch · July 2, 2014

Everyone on exfail

My thoughts exactly. I was going to say this

ItsNathanbitch · July 2, 2014

Lorde - a golf club

Will I am - a thousand times with a paddle

miley - with a spike wrecking ball

Larry - with a tree branch

Adam - with a bunch of sharp rocks

Sam - with sharp glass

Kevin- with a metal crobar

avril - with a big glass plate

**onFIRE** · July 2, 2014

omg

i kept ignoring this thread at first because i thought the title was "would you want to smack britney in the face and how"

i'd want her to smack diane sawyer every question she asked britney

and britney would be like

**VinceSpears** · July 2, 2014

Blake Shelton!!!

**blackoutbaby09** · July 2, 2014

Joan Rivers tbfh

I can't stand that plastic surgery addicted bitch.

**blackoutbaby09** · July 2, 2014

Diane Sawyer - She tried her hardest to bitch at Britney in that interview.

Will.i.am - He fucked up Britney Jean.

Shortdan Miller - He fucked up Breathe Heavy, he allowed his boyfriend to make hate comments about Britney, every countdown video he posted shaded Britney, he main-paged a shit load of articles that claimed Myah sang for Britney, etc. etc. etc.

Blake Shelton - Sing in front of him first to be like "Fuck you, I can sing better than you!" Then proceed to bitch slap him for his rude comments he made at the CMA while JLS was in the crowd.

Kanye West - Saying she wasn't important in music in 2007 after her VMA performance when she released Flawlessout that year with the hit single Gimme Perfection.

Sarah Silverman - I wanted to jump through a screen and slap her myself after what she said at the VMAs after Britney's performance. Calling her kids mistakes and making fun of her. It pisses me off.

Kevin Faterline - Culprit one for the Britney Spears breakdown.

Sam Lutfi - Culprit two for the Britney Spears breakdown.

Alli I don't give a fuck what her last name is - Culprit three for the Britney Spears breakdown.

Every person that claims to be a fan and then goes on to say that she doesn't care about her career, she can't dance, she can't sing, she's lost her passion, she's just going to retire, she's ugly, she's fat, etc. etc. etc. - If you were a true fan you would act like one. You would not ridicule every single thing she does and then when someone comes to her defense, call them a Britard.

**IfYouCantTakeItThenGetBack** · July 2, 2014

My thoughts exactly. I was going to say this

Great minds think alike

**Dolce** · July 2, 2014

I want her to bitchslap Kfeds current wife Victoria with the back of her hand. For shading Brit and rubbing it into her face that she gets to see preston and jj all the time, all while living off of Brit's money.

**Britney Jean** · July 2, 2014

will.i.am tbh, he's shady af. BJ sales tanked, and he never talked about it anymore. And also for ruining Alien.

How? Hmmm.... By forcing him to perform the national anthem LIVE in front of Obama. He'll feel the embarrassment because he can't pull it off, and he'll get bashed left and right by media and public. Serves him right.