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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!" really loud, and if he turns around it means he's gay. :pieceofwhat: Others that may be used for this include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, or Lana Del Rey. :bigsmile:

 

Anyways...I did this when I saw a hot guy working in Rue 21 to see if he turned around. To my surprise, he did! I was thinking to myself "OMG! He's gay! He's gay! When do I get him to fall for me?" :umomg:

 

He turns back around and says "What did you say?" to me. I was with my brother who was on his phone and he doesn't know I'm gay so I just said I was trying to get my brother's attention by saying I saw a hot girl.

 

This is where it gets rough. :crying5:

 

The guy laughs and says "Britney Spears is kind of run down now, though! I would've tried saying someone like Megan Fox." I was thinking "Oh no he didn't!" and wanted to smack the hell out of him, but I didn't want to make a scene. :icanttt:

 

The guy then proceeded to talk about how hot Megan Fox is for the next five minutes, so it was apparent that he wasn't gay. :neyde:

 

The whole point of this story is.....Don't call Britney Spears run down, or it will make me angry. :icantt:

 

:crying2:

 

 

 

 

EDIT: I see a lot of people getting pissy about the gay test part so I just want to say IT'S A JOKE! I mean, this whole story really did happen but it's not really a gay test. It's just something fun to see if there are other fans around or something. Yeah. So calm down!

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James
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Everyone will turn around tho, whether they're gay or not. It's Britney fucking Spears, bxxch.

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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS

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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!" really loud, and if he turns around it means he's gay. :pieceofwhat: Others that may be used for this include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, or Lana Del Rey. :bigsmile:

 

Anyways...I did this when I saw a hot guy working in Rue 21 to see if he turned around. To my surprise, he did! I was thinking to myself "OMG! He's gay! He's gay! When do I get him to fall for me?" :umomg:

 

He turns back around and says "What did you say?" to me. I was with my brother who was on his phone and he doesn't know I'm gay so I just said I was trying to get my brother's attention by saying I saw a hot girl.

 

This is where it gets rough. :crying5:

 

The guy laughs and says "Britney Spears is kind of run down now, though! I would've tried saying someone like Megan Fox." I was thinking "Oh no he didn't!" and wanted to smack the hell out of him, but I didn't want to make a scene. :icanttt:

 

The guy then proceeded to talk about how hot Megan Fox is for the next five minutes, so it was apparent that he wasn't gay. :neyde:

 

The whole point of this story is.....Don't call Britney Spears run down, or it will make me angry. :icantt:

 

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well thats false. im 100% straight and i would not just rutn arround.. i would jump arround and getting crazy :)

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Wow, I usually don't say this, but you're definitely a flop fan for not saying something back up our Brit. You should've been like, "Have you seen her vegas videos? She looks great in them!" 

 

I'm disappointed.  :4music:

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omg such a terrible story  :icanttt: how dare he  :crying1:  this truly makes me so sad. like he he has no idea just how hot she really is.  he doesnt even kno her. i miss the days when peeople used to kno. oh wells. poor them. they're missing out.  

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Nice story... and who knows, maybe he started to talk about Mega Fox to closet himself  :P

yea straight guys arent into megan. most guys dont even like her. she's got such a bad attitude and is full of herself. i have a staright guy who constantly jerks to females and he said she is alright like she is not even that big of a deal. its true. i agree with him. i think she shouldnt b a star. not as famous at least. she's got nothing really good about herself. no stand out beauty, no inner good things to look up to like a good character or great heart. i dont hate megan or anything but i think she is just soo overrated

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"LOOK! It's Britney Spears!"

 

Obviously he's gonna look! LOL I mean, you ask him to look! Anyone would turn around to look! :gloria:

 

Anywho.. not sure if he's gay but he's a bitch that's for sure! How dare he said that about the queen! lol  :4music:

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Wow, I usually don't say this, but you're definitely a flop fan for not saying something back up our Brit. You should've been like, "Have you seen her vegas videos? She looks great in them!" 

 

I'm disappointed.  :4music:

 

I usually do back her up but my little brother was with me and he already gets embarrassed by me, I didn't want to make it worse. :crying5: Had I been alone, I would've said something. :crying1:

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