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James
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Everyone will turn around tho, whether they're gay or not. It's Britney fucking Spears, bxxch.

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blackoutbaby09
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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS

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It's kinda funny, though. Everything with me is ridiculous.  :P

I don't think it's a proper way to see if someone is gay (because I'd look around if someone said "OMG IT'S BRITNAH SPEARS" and I'm not gay) :drown: 

 

Maybe something like

"OMG LOOK AT THAT HUNK" would work

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I don't think it's a proper way to see if someone is gay (because I'd look around if someone said "OMG IT'S BRITNAH SPEARS" and I'm not gay) :drown: 

 

Maybe something like

"OMG LOOK AT THAT HUNK" would work

 

I know. :crying5: I'm such a let down. :crying5:

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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!" really loud, and if he turns around it means he's gay. :pieceofwhat: Others that may be used for this include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, or Lana Del Rey. :bigsmile:

 

Anyways...I did this when I saw a hot guy working in Rue 21 to see if he turned around. To my surprise, he did! I was thinking to myself "OMG! He's gay! He's gay! When do I get him to fall for me?" :umomg:

 

He turns back around and says "What did you say?" to me. I was with my brother who was on his phone and he doesn't know I'm gay so I just said I was trying to get my brother's attention by saying I saw a hot girl.

 

This is where it gets rough. :crying5:

 

The guy laughs and says "Britney Spears is kind of run down now, though! I would've tried saying someone like Megan Fox." I was thinking "Oh no he didn't!" and wanted to smack the hell out of him, but I didn't want to make a scene. :icanttt:

 

The guy then proceeded to talk about how hot Megan Fox is for the next five minutes, so it was apparent that he wasn't gay. :neyde:

 

The whole point of this story is.....Don't call Britney Spears run down, or it will make me angry. :icantt:

 

:crying2:

That guy has bad taste :gloria::orangu:

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POMNEY :3

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:displeased: megan fox has deformed lips do to her plastic surgery, and she looks 40, and Britney is flawlees quuen goddess who is doing way better than that flop. BTW I know ways you can murder him I mean non-satanic revenge without people finding out ;)

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I really don't care what he said because we all know it's not true. But your test to know if a person is gay or not isn't accurate at all because if you scream on the street "Look, it's Britney Spears" everybody will look al it :orangu:

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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!" really loud, and if he turns around it means he's gay. :pieceofwhat: Others that may be used for this include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, or Lana Del Rey. :bigsmile:

 

Anyways...I did this when I saw a hot guy working in Rue 21 to see if he turned around. To my surprise, he did! I was thinking to myself "OMG! He's gay! He's gay! When do I get him to fall for me?" :umomg:

 

He turns back around and says "What did you say?" to me. I was with my brother who was on his phone and he doesn't know I'm gay so I just said I was trying to get my brother's attention by saying I saw a hot girl.

 

This is where it gets rough. :crying5:

 

The guy laughs and says "Britney Spears is kind of run down now, though! I would've tried saying someone like Megan Fox." I was thinking "Oh no he didn't!" and wanted to smack the hell out of him, but I didn't want to make a scene. :icanttt:

 

The guy then proceeded to talk about how hot Megan Fox is for the next five minutes, so it was apparent that he wasn't gay. :neyde:

 

The whole point of this story is.....Don't call Britney Spears run down, or it will make me angry. :icantt:

 

:crying2:

Hes crazy. Megan Fox really isn't that hot anymore since she got all the plastic surgery.... talk about being run down....

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So, I recently decided when I see a hot guy, I'll do the Gaydar test to see if he's gay. What is the gaydar test, you ask? Well, when you see a hot guy in public you yell out "LOOK IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!" really loud, and if he turns around it means he's gay. :pieceofwhat: Others that may be used for this include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, or Lana Del Rey. :bigsmile:

 

Anyways...I did this when I saw a hot guy working in Rue 21 to see if he turned around. To my surprise, he did! I was thinking to myself "OMG! He's gay! He's gay! When do I get him to fall for me?" :umomg:

 

He turns back around and says "What did you say?" to me. I was with my brother who was on his phone and he doesn't know I'm gay so I just said I was trying to get my brother's attention by saying I saw a hot girl.

 

This is where it gets rough. :crying5:

 

The guy laughs and says "Britney Spears is kind of run down now, though! I would've tried saying someone like Megan Fox." I was thinking "Oh no he didn't!" and wanted to smack the hell out of him, but I didn't want to make a scene. :icanttt:

 

The guy then proceeded to talk about how hot Megan Fox is for the next five minutes, so it was apparent that he wasn't gay. :neyde:

 

The whole point of this story is.....Don't call Britney Spears run down, or it will make me angry. :icantt:

 

:crying2:

You should have smacked him right in his fugly straight face :ipass:

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