ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 #1 Report Posted July 16, 2014 Everyone knows about iconic Banana the Python, the famed boa who graced the Queen's shoulders at the 2001 VMAs During her X-Factor run, Britney rekindled her love for all things B-A-N-A-N-A-S (subtle Gwennie stanning, hoping + praying for her work with Diplo to see the light of day) when she tracked her down and found out she's doin' marv As revealed, Banana is a girl, which got me wondering the other day: has she borne any clutches and continued on her royal lineage? I mean, she is essentially living breathing testament to the meteoric iconic cultural impact of Ms. Godney Jean, and as a global treasure, her iconic genetics must be passed on so that Ariana Grande may perform with one of her children once she learns how to work the virgin/whore complex better than an unpopular high school cheerleader. I'm thinking a White House petition should be drafted 5
IGOTYOUCRAZY Posted July 16, 2014 #3 Report Posted July 16, 2014 I don't know but I'd like to see a pic of her tbh And to see how she's going! 1
ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 Author #4 Report Posted July 16, 2014 no, she's gay :orangu: :orangu: 1
ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 Author #5 Report Posted July 16, 2014 I don't know but I'd like to see a pic of her tbh And to see how she's going! I know, me too! Britters should have a lil reunion. Who knows? Maybe they already did for the new photoshoot 1
IGOTYOUCRAZY Posted July 16, 2014 #6 Report Posted July 16, 2014 I know, me too! Britters should have a lil reunion. Who knows? Maybe they already did for the new photoshoot OMG STOP ITTT I wish 1
Guest Zooey Deschanel Posted July 16, 2014 #7 Report Posted July 16, 2014 u have too much time watch circus 4
ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 Author #8 Report Posted July 16, 2014 OMG STOP ITTT I wish but seriously, i'd die if they reunited. What if they do but it's with one of Banana's kids??? I'D SERIOUSLY STOP LIVING 2
heather Posted July 16, 2014 #9 Report Posted July 16, 2014 i wish i had as much free time as some of you guys do
ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 Author #10 Report Posted July 16, 2014 i wish i had as much free time as some of you guys do free time is all in proper time management sista, look into it :oopsss: 1
IGOTYOUCRAZY Posted July 16, 2014 #11 Report Posted July 16, 2014 u have too much time watch circus dead 1
Guest Zooey Deschanel Posted July 16, 2014 #12 Report Posted July 16, 2014 dead dead or alive, watch the video
ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 Author #13 Report Posted July 16, 2014 dead or alive, watch the video LITERAL DEATH
Far Beyond Posted July 16, 2014 #15 Report Posted July 16, 2014 no, she's gay so youre sayin Banana is tossing the fruit salad 1
One More Time Posted July 16, 2014 #18 Report Posted July 16, 2014 so youre sayin Banana is tossing the fruit salad 1
Jordanmtaylor Posted July 16, 2014 #19 Report Posted July 16, 2014 i wonder if she gets paid royalties everytime the vma performance is watched
EnjoyTheRide Posted July 16, 2014 #20 Report Posted July 16, 2014 I wonder if she's in a zoo or is privately owned?
Far Beyond Posted July 16, 2014 #22 Report Posted July 16, 2014 honestly Banana is getting her eggs scrambled by some stud of an anaconda she had Britney's sexy sweat on her and it imparted her w sexual woman powers btw, one of films sexiest moments of all time was when Ariel first got her legs...it changed me as a young boy. My first sexual experience, an awakening if you will ya know just to make this thread a bit more awkward 1
Far Beyond Posted July 16, 2014 #23 Report Posted July 16, 2014 gurl are you high again??????? she's to high she cant come down dontcha know that ValetGirls is Toxic 1
Beignet Binch Posted July 16, 2014 #24 Report Posted July 16, 2014 If one of the sexiest and most iconic snakes in history cant have babies, what hope is there for the rest of us? 1
ValetGirls Posted July 16, 2014 Author #25 Report Posted July 16, 2014 gurl are you high again??????? she's to high she cant come down dontcha know that ValetGirls is Toxic Smokin' on dat Toxic, sippin on dat O.E. Hot like Britney in 03', ya know me gawd, dis is what friends look like haha honestly Banana is getting her eggs scrambled by some stud of an anaconda she had Britney's sexy sweat on her and it imparted her w sexual woman powers btw, one of films sexiest moments of all time was when Ariel first got her legs...it changed me as a young boy. My first sexual experience, an awakening if you will ya know just to make this thread a bit more awkward I SCREAMED OH MY GOD & @GlenCoco..................................................maybe 1
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