Did this really happen?

[Josie Jean]

 

 

We'd like to start this post by asking in earnest that Britney Spears put down that steaming plate of Possum and listen.

Dear Britney:

There are hundreds of reasons as to why you should put aside your natural, semi-savagish tendency of walking around barefoot in public. For one, the acrid stench. (Averted Gaze)

And now, this:

"Britney Spears had to be rushed to hospital after treading on a hypodermic needle.

"The pop babe - who is on holiday in Hawaii - had stepped out of her car without shoes on when she trod on the needle in a parking lot.The panic-stricken star was taken to Hawaii State Hospital, but tests showed the needle was unused.

"A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: 'Britney is going to be fine. She's got a nasty cut but it's been disinfected and dressed and she's been released from hospital.
'It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user."

You're a Mommy now, Britney. Be responsible. Stop being feral. Time to lose that "nurtured in the wilderness" vibe and join human civilization.

[Intoxicated]

when was that?   

[Josie Jean]

when was that?   

06 apparently 

[Intoxicated]

06 apparently 

IDK, i was too young at that time 

[Jordanmtaylor]

that street is so lucky 

[Far Beyond]

I dont remember that ever happening

 

I also question how they hypothetically know it was a needle in particular that she stepped on, cuz hospitals arent gonna divulge that info

 

Also the article makes it seem like she got a "nasty cut"...but you wouldnt get a nasty cut from a needle most likely by just simply stepping on it. 

 

The source seems sketch, and by using "needles" and barefoot talk they are shading her tbh...

 

If she went to the hospital, it could have been for stepping on glass, or a nail, etc...and she may not have been barefoot...and so many other facts can be distorted if its even partially true.

 

I doubt the validity of thearticle, cuz the way it is written also seems so shady that it's hard to believe...I mean the possum jokes about her being Southern is like equating her to a backwoods hillbilly and every little word seems snarky, rude, or shady (at least underhandedly)