If you woke up with Britney next to you, what would you do?

[britneystanstan]

 

"Hi"

[Britney]

Unspeakable things.

[LiaLovesGodney]

Give her a huge hug and then cuddle for hours

[Richie]

I'd tie her till she sings rebellion in full for me.

reality: I would start screaming of happiness and I would run to the market and prepare her a huge breakfast

[javi_spears]

Tie her up so she can never leave

[Veis]

GIVE ME REBELLION BITCH 

[ValetGirls]

Go for round 6

[GlenCoco]

touch her boob

[Far Beyond]

Go for round 6

[Far Beyond]

Immediate instinct: grab dat ass and start grinding my morning wood on ha body

 

Since I'm Don Juan Rico Suave Adonis, I'd smooth talk and romance her 

 

[ValetGirls]

 

 

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Far Beyond]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

 

 

 

I am way too similar to Bill n Ted

and I love George Carlin

 

[Far Beyond]

Id be like 

[Goten21]

That'd be weird considering we're 2 decades apart...

 

So, erm, I'm guessing she's babysitting me for fun? LOL

[ValetGirls]

 

 

 

 

I am way too similar to Bill n Ted

and I love George Carlin

 

 

 

I was Ted this past Halloween and it was most excellent indeed. B&T's is my fav 80s movie by a mile. Hah, and me and best bro are definitely Bill and Ted reincarnated when we roam da town

[JoshLee]

I would definitely not ask her what happened last night

[MakeItCoolerInHere]

Finger her tbh

 

 

 

Feed her cheetos

 

Ask her to be my girlfriend forever

[IGOTYOUCRAZY]

Only God knows what I'd say

 

I think I wouldn't even be able to talk in that situation , due to the lack of breathing

[Far Beyond]

I was Ted this past Halloween and it was most excellent indeed. B&T's is my fav 80s movie by a mile. Hah, and me and best bro are definitely Bill and Ted reincarnated when we roam da town

Flawless taste, love dat shit. I also love Weird Al's UHF...and alotta movies and music from the 80s. I used to get compared to Bill n Ted all the time, cuz middle school and high school was a most excellent adventure.

 

I'd start all kinds of rock bands and be like 

 

I entered an air guitar tournament once, and made 3rd place

[Far Beyond]

That'd be weird considering we're 2 decades apart...

 

So, erm, I'm guessing she's babysitting me for fun? LOL

oh please, youd be suckling at her teet

 

EDIT: a Britney naughty babysitter fantasy would be hot though...

[Goten21]

oh please, youd be suckling at her teet

Like any infant would

 

At least my fingers fit in between her tight gap

[Brian.TheDog]

"Can't remember what I did last night 

Everything, everything is still a blur"

[Far Beyond]

Like any infant would

 

At least my fingers fit in her tight gap

lol

[josse]

Go for round 6

 

Unspeakable things.

THISsss

[Goten21]

lol

I mean, did I lie?