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Just a "fuck yeah it's Friday and I'm lookin fly for work y'all" selfie. And damn all the britney stan chicks are fuckin hot! fly to dallas maybe? :oya:

 

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Oh my gosh your cute  ;)  btw love your avi is that Bill or Ted in your avi I don't remember which is which but watched there movies all the time  :)  :crying1:

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Just a "fuck yeah it's Friday and I'm lookin fly for work y'all" selfie. And damn all the britney stan chicks are fuckin hot! fly to dallas maybe? :oya:

 

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I thought you're a girl :gloria:

 

 

my whole life is a lie :orangu: 

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I thought you're a girl :gloria:

 

 

my whole life is a lie :orangu:

 

:embarrassed: devoted an entire blog post on Universe to that lol, lemme bold the important part, ahem:

 

 

 

"Welcome yet again to Da New Ish, with yerz trewly, ValetGirls.

Mind implosion: I'm a bro. I know. Cray. Just cuz I gots the word "girls" in maheymaneymaname (Slave reference, deal betches) doesn't mean I am a possessor of said vagina. Valet Girls was an indie band I was background vocalist & fellow lyricist to in my Seattle daze. We were shitty af, but it was hella fun. Do you get the pun? Valet Girls? Valley Girls? Dey like, the same? :qtb:

Now I'm a classical semi-professional oboist. I likes mewzik :bomt:

But anywhore, that's me. 20 years young. Got a full time job and loving it. In a new dating pool and meeting tons of new peeps. Got some great concerts lined up for the summer & fall. It's tight. Speaking of concerts, here's a hella random concert at a club in China I went to. I still have no idea what was going on :uhwtf:

 

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Things weren't always rosy tho. I'm definitely Circusing my ass hardcore right now, and I've been surprised on how much I can push and control myself! :yesplz: They were most egregious times back a year or two. I was a shit example of self mastery. things get betta.

But I know what y'all are still thinking:

 

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#buysodapoponitunes,

ValetGirls :p"

 

 

It's true guys. I'm not an overtly sexual butch lesbian. Today I'm coming outta the closet as a straight Britney fan. Thanks for supporting me on this hard journey :crying5: :crying5:

 

:P

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Oh my gosh your cute  ;)  btw love your avi is that Bill or Ted in your avi I don't remember which is which but watched there movies all the time  :)  :crying1:

 

:embarrassed: thanks haha and yeah it's Ted!! They're my fave comedies!! Keanu Reeves is da best

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:embarrassed: devoted an entire blog post on Universe to that lol, lemme bold the important part, ahem:

 

 

 

"Welcome yet again to Da New Ish, with yerz trewly, ValetGirls.

Mind implosion: I'm a bro. I know. Cray. Just cuz I gots the word "girls" in maheymaneymaname (Slave reference, deal betches) doesn't mean I am a possessor of said vagina. Valet Girls was an indie band I was background vocalist & fellow lyricist to in my Seattle daze. We were shitty af, but it was hella fun. Do you get the pun? Valet Girls? Valley Girls? Dey like, the same? :qtb:

Now I'm a classical semi-professional oboist. I likes mewzik :bomt:

But anywhore, that's me. 20 years young. Got a full time job and loving it. In a new dating pool and meeting tons of new peeps. Got some great concerts lined up for the summer & fall. It's tight. Speaking of concerts, here's a hella random concert at a club in China I went to. I still have no idea what was going on :uhwtf:

 

kmQcmmA.jpg

Things weren't always rosy tho. I'm definitely Circusing my ass hardcore right now, and I've been surprised on how much I can push and control myself! :yesplz: They were most egregious times back a year or two. I was a shit example of self mastery. things get betta.

But I know what y'all are still thinking:

 

KOLkPG3.jpg

#buysodapoponitunes,

ValetGirls :p"

 

 

It's true guys. I'm not an overtly sexual butch lesbian. Today I'm coming outta the closet as a straight Britney fan. Thanks for supporting me on this hard journey :crying5: :crying5:

 

:P

OMG I'M LITERALLY DEAD :gloria: but I have to agree, I thought you're a girl because of your fucking nickname  :4music: I'm going to kill you rn  :woahanaxe:  :zoomzoom:

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OMG I'M LITERALLY DEAD :gloria: but I have to agree, I thought you're a girl because of your fucking nickname  :4music: I'm going to kill you rn  :woahanaxe:  :zoomzoom:

 

come at me bruh :woahanaxe: i've been tempted to change my user but so many people are used to ValetGirls, I think it'd confuse em :embarrassed: what's a guy ta do :aintevenmad:

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come at me bruh :woahanaxe: i've been tempted to change my user but so many people are used to ValetGirls, I think it'd confuse em :embarrassed: what's a guy ta do :aintevenmad:

don't change your nickname! it's iconic almost like VMA's 2007 performance  :pieceofwhat:

 

 * you can just change your avi, I miss pinkwigney so much  :crying1: 

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don't change your nickname! it's iconic almost like VMA's 2007 performance  :pieceofwhat:

 

 * you can just change your avi, I miss pinkwigney so much  :crying1: 

 

:gloria: :gloria: :gloria:

 

and i've been tempted to change back to pink wigney, but I felt that just reinforces the whole ValetGIRLS part ughhhh :crying2: and I love that avi too :crying4: but I love Ted from Bill & Ted's he's like my spirit animal :embarrassed:

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:gloria: :gloria: :gloria:

 

and i've been tempted to change back to pink wigney, but I felt that just reinforces the whole ValetGIRLS part ughhhh :crying2: and I love that avi too :crying4: but I love Ted from Bill & Ted's he's like my spirit animal :embarrassed:

omg, I can't help you... these first world problems  :crying1:

 

you should write that you're male on your signature or somewhere else and then get back with your flawless pinkwigney avi tbh   :aww1:

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:embarrassed: thanks haha and yeah it's Ted!! They're my fave comedies!! Keanu Reeves is da best

Omg so it is Ted  :embarrassed: Love Keanu Reeves as Ted :crying1: to he is amazing actor and so sexy tbh :hearts: just like you  :thirsty:

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:embarrassed: devoted an entire blog post on Universe to that lol, lemme bold the important part, ahem:

 

 

 

"Welcome yet again to Da New Ish, with yerz trewly, ValetGirls.

Mind implosion: I'm a bro. I know. Cray. Just cuz I gots the word "girls" in maheymaneymaname (Slave reference, deal betches) doesn't mean I am a possessor of said vagina. Valet Girls was an indie band I was background vocalist & fellow lyricist to in my Seattle daze. We were shitty af, but it was hella fun. Do you get the pun? Valet Girls? Valley Girls? Dey like, the same? :qtb:

Now I'm a classical semi-professional oboist. I likes mewzik :bomt:

But anywhore, that's me. 20 years young. Got a full time job and loving it. In a new dating pool and meeting tons of new peeps. Got some great concerts lined up for the summer & fall. It's tight. Speaking of concerts, here's a hella random concert at a club in China I went to. I still have no idea what was going on :uhwtf:

 

kmQcmmA.jpg

Things weren't always rosy tho. I'm definitely Circusing my ass hardcore right now, and I've been surprised on how much I can push and control myself! :yesplz: They were most egregious times back a year or two. I was a shit example of self mastery. things get betta.

But I know what y'all are still thinking:

 

KOLkPG3.jpg

#buysodapoponitunes,

ValetGirls :p"

 

 

It's true guys. I'm not an overtly sexual butch lesbian. Today I'm coming outta the closet as a straight Britney fan. Thanks for supporting me on this hard journey :crying5: :crying5:

 

:P

Oh your straight  :whatever:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk get em girls hun  :britney-awyeah:  :lolll:  Oh boy I could;t have said it anymore corny :drown:

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