Do Y'all Think Britney Would Look Cute If She Was Heavy?

[BrittonJeanSpears]

And I don't mean like Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's mom) heavy, I mean like... Adelle's pleasingly plump self.

 

'Cause I saw a GIF of Britney put through that Fatify app, and she looked so cute! I mean, she obviously looked chunkier 'cause the app is made to turn anyone into a fat person, but she looked cute.

 

And this is not a bashing thread. She's beautiful the way she is, she shouldn't gain or lose weight if she doesn't want to. I'm just asking if y'all think she'd look cute if she was slightly more chubby.

 

PS! Here's the GIF. Well, an emote I made out of the GIF.

 

 To be fair, she looked absolutely gorgeous that night (2011 VMA's) so maybe that's why I think she'd look cute as a heavy woman. IDK.

[Miss Bad Media Karma]

[BrittonJeanSpears]

 

Can I help you? 

[CIRCUS]

why not 

[David]

I'm hungry

 

she'd look cute with chubby cheeks 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

I'm hungry

 

she'd look cute with chubby cheeks 

 

She would! I'm kind of sad she wasn't a fat little girl. I love fat kids! They're so cute and they're so nice to hug! They're like life-size teddy bears! .................................................... I sound like a fucking pedo.       

[CIRCUS]

She would! I'm kind of sad she wasn't a fat little girl. I love fat kids! They're so cute and they're so nice to hug! They're like life-size teddy bears! .................................................... I sound like a fucking pedo.        

you fucking do 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

you fucking do 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't even care, 'cause everyone loves hugging fat babies and fat doggies and fat cats. Fat is beautiful!

[CIRCUS]

I don't even care, 'cause everyone loves hugging fat babies and fat doggies and fat cats. Fat is beautiful!

especially fat d.... 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

especially fat d.... 

 

Fat and long. 'Cause IDK about you, but I'd rather have an Arizona can than a tree stump. 

[CIRCUS]

Fat and long. 'Cause IDK about you, but I'd rather have an Arizona can than a tree stump. 

omg 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

omg 

 

I think a good 10"x6" is just fine and dandy. 

[LiaLovesGodney]

Yeah, Brit would look cute at any size. What an interesting thread, tho.

[ValetGirls]

This is the weirdest fucking series of comments I've ever read on a forum

[BrittonJeanSpears]

This is the weirdest fucking series of comments I've ever read on a forum

 

Really? I once saw a thread on Exhale about someone being asked by their FWB to cover themselves in mustard and ketchup, roll themselves up in a comforter and then let them sit on the person wrapped up.

[ValetGirls]

Really? I once saw a thread on Exhale about someone being asked by their FWB to cover themselves in mustard and ketchup, roll themselves up in a comforter and then let them sit on the person wrapped up.

 

and people wonder why i wasn't active on Exhale

[CIRCUS]

I think a good 10"x6" is just fine and dandy. 

only 10"x6"?

 

 

[blackoutbaby09]

Adele is just pleasingly plump...? 

[JoshLee]

I think she would!

[MakeItCoolerInHere]

[Jeansus Spears]

[pokerfais]

Brit would be super cute as a fat girl lol 

I see her being chunky later on in life though... 

[ooh la la]

no i don't think she would look good. the reason her face looks different now in my opinion is because she is a bit heavier to what she was in 2004 and before. when she gets a bit more heaver it changes her face her face looks better when she is skinny because she has fine features. that is why her face looked good around the circus era because she was really skinny and that is why it looks different now.

[Zefron]

[Steph]