Britney Army...

[JoshLee]

Is not just a fan base, but it's more of a religion.

 

 

 

We will do anything to stand up for our God: Godney

 

We praise her everyday. We wake up everyday thinking about her until we go to sleep and even sometimes she's in our dreams.

 

 

Whenever people don't believe in Britney, by trashing her or saying she's fake we strike down on them.

 

 

We are all a family!  Also we use her albums as bibles!!!

 

 

This may be a pointless post to some, but all I wanted to say was y'all f*cking rock!

 

 

#LoveGodney #BestFanbaseEver #BestFanbaseEver

[BrittonJeanSpears]

Long read but it's very accurate.

 

 

 

We're not the best. At all. The second a guy says he's straight in any gathering of Britney fans, he's immediately grilled about why he's in the closet. Then many times, those same straight fans who were bullied by the gay fans turn around and bully the gay fans. There's homophobia and heterophobia in this fanbase.

 

And then the over dramaticism. Everyone in the Army commented on how Britney was so awkward during XFactor. The second Adrienne Baillon (her coworker on that flop show) says it in an interview, the Army drags her. She can't say it, but we can?

 

Then Victoria posted pics of her with the boys (who btw, live with her and Kevin, too) and the Army dragged her for posting the pics. Um, hello... Victoria's been with Kevin since 2008. She's their stepmom. And IDK about y'all, but vilifying a stepparent for loving their stepchildren and wanting to post pics of them together is disgusting to me.

 

And did we all forget David's ex? She never bashed Britney, didn't even bash David. The girl started posting on Tumblr memories about her and David's relationship from over TEN YEARS AGO around the time his relationship with Britney became public and the poor girl got shit flung at her from this fanbase from all sides.

 

We can't even come together when it counts! We never decided which song we all wanted as a third single, we never requested any song on the radio, despite every song from BJ practically getting a radio release, we haven't had any "Get _____ Vevo Certified" campaigns in forever, and we couldn't even all agree on one single forum to migrate to when Exhale fell.

 

And then the fact that this "fan" base has to bash her looks, her music, her sons, her family, her friends, her boyfriend and her employees just because they "can".

 

The one thing that can be said for this fanbase is that the majority of us are good looking and hyper sexual like Britney. But we suck. Utterly and completely suck.

 

 

 

[Thelegendarybritney]

Godney is my religion

love our fanbase

[I Just Want More]

Long read but it's very accurate.

 

 

 

:umomg:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

 

Really? I could easily go into Exhale and search the archives. I could give you tons of proof. 

 

Remember when everyone was divided between TIG, ISBE and TTB for 3rd single, while Jordan himself was whoring out both BA and NTIFY? And people were literally cussing each other out because they had different song opinions and making threads bashing the other songs? 

 

Or when that user, I think his name was Pretty Guy or something like that, said he was straight and then his thread (which wasn't even about sexuality at all) devolved into a 20 page thread bashing straight people, gay people and for some reason, Christians and Muslims.

 

Or when the mods had to go on a locking spree in November because the homophobia was real? I think I saw the entire first page of

BSN locked at one point. 

 

And let's not even begin to discuss the Britney bashing. "She got her nose done!" "She looks fat!" "The new Britney's such a robot! I want old Britney back!" "I wish she would've died in the desert in that helicopter!"  Did you also not see the threads wishing for Jamie's death and calling Lynne a money-grubbing whore?   Oh, and the thread where the OP said Preston was annoying and should die? 

 

No, but you're totally right. This fanbase is so united and so awesome and amazing.   We're perfect. 

[I Just Want More]

Really? I could easily go into Exhale and search the archives. I could give you tons of proof. 

 

Remember when everyone was divided between TIG, ISBE and TTB for 3rd single, while Jordan himself was whoring out both BA and NTIFY? And people were literally cussing each other out because they had different song opinions and making threads bashing the other songs? 

 

Or when that user, I think his name was Pretty Guy or something like that, said he was straight and then his thread (which wasn't even about sexuality at all) devolved into a 20 page thread bashing straight people, gay people and for some reason, Christians and Muslims.

 

Or when the mods had to go on a locking spree in November because the homophobia was real? I think I saw the entire first page of

BSN locked at one point. 

 

And let's not even begin to discuss the Britney bashing. "She got her nose done!" "She looks fat!" "The new Britney's such a robot! I want old Britney back!" "I wish she would've died in the desert in that helicopter!"  Did you also not see the threads wishing for Jamie's death and calling Lynne a money-grubbing whore?   Oh, and the thread where the OP said Preston was annoying and should die? 

 

No, but you're totally right. This fanbase is so united and so awesome and amazing.   We're perfect. 

The homophobia/heterophobia and britney-bashing is only relevant to a very small demographic of the britney army and i dont think it's right to sum up the whole fan base like that, especially when most of us aren't like that. As for the disagreement on third single, that's just human nature. It's like if you wanted everyone in America to choose one political party to be on, it's impossible cause everyone has different opinions and it's hard to come together even if it's for the good of britney (or in the case of my simile, America ). I personally think it's good that people couldnt decide on one single cause that would be boring if there were no diversity

[BrittonJeanSpears]

The homophobia/heterophobia and britney-bashing is only relevant to a very small demographic of the britney army and i dont think it's right to sum up the whole fan base like that, especially when most of us aren't like that. As for the disagreement on third single, that's just human nature. It's like if you wanted everyone in America to choose one political party to be on, it's impossible cause everyone has different opinions and it's hard to come together even if it's for the good of britney (or in the case of my simile, America ). I personally think it's good that people couldnt decide on one single cause that would be boring if there were no diversity

 

True. But it only takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch. I'm never looking at the entire fanbase the same way again. I will say that the best experience I've had being a part of it was when Work Bitch was released. Everyone gifting each other, being kind to each other, rooting for Britney... Then GMA happened and I saw what a pack of loose-assed whores this fanbase really is.

[I Just Want More]

True. But it only takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch. I'm never looking at the entire fanbase the same way again. I will say that the best experience I've had being a part of it was when Work Bitch was released. Everyone gifting each other, being kind to each other, rooting for Britney... Then GMA happened and I saw what a pack of loose-assed whores this fanbase really is.

I am dead

 

tbh I was a new fan at the time of GMA so my impression was that people turning in their stan cards daily was just a normal thing

[BritneyJeanAmaze]

Then why y'all let Britney Jean flop?

[BrittonJeanSpears]

I am dead

 

tbh I was a new fan at the time of GMA so my impression was that people turning in their stan cards daily was just a normal thing

 

Don't you remember? User Antidote revealed that her friend from Gaga Daily told her that the LM's had decided to sign up on Exhale and try to trick people into leaving by "turning in their stan cards". And it worked. A shit ton of people kept leaving right up until POM started.

 

Anyways, it seems like the worst of the meltdowns (specifically the cunt who said Britney should've died in the helicopter) were the undercover LM's. But the regular members still had their fair share of horrifyingly disgusting meltdowns.

[JoshLee]

Then why y'all let Britney Jean flop?

I bought Britney Jean... Twice. I bought it on my iPod and the CD

[ValetGirls]

We're pretty awesome, but we're also pretty fucked up too as a fanbase. Our fave's been thru the ringer and in her stead, we've developed the cynical thick skin for her. It's definitely the weirdest form of self-preservation in a fanbase.

 

But then again, that's what makes us so endearingly perseverant and hardy Through all her ups and downs, our eternal HBIC is still the most successful female artist of the 21st Century, and that's just numbers and facts.

 

Go Brit. You deserve all the success and all the rest and love that you've been craving for. Just drop a few pop gems along the way homegurl

[JoshLee]

Long read but it's very accurate.

 

 

 

But I don't do any of that! And I don't think anyone should... And if they do that, they shouldn't be in the fan base (not being mean, but I serious they shouldn't) Also who cares if you're straight or gay, we're all people and should treat each other equally. Also Britney did talk on the X-Factor and when she didn't it was probably because she was uncomfortable or she just wanted to keep it short because of the time limit. Also we have made "Get ______ VEVO certified" threads! We even have one up now for Circus. Also the people who bash her are NOT true fans (just saying) they are trolls who try to act like they're fans and then if something doesn't go their way. Just because one person or a few people mess up doesn't mean the fan base is like that! 

 

I may sound mean and you may tear down this, but I'm just speaking the truth and wanted this to be a positive thread, but apparently half of you can't handle that. 

 

 

Instead of looking at the negative and the past, can't we accept what we have now? Britney is happy and has a loving BF and family and that's all we should care about!  [sorry about the long read]

[JoshLee]

We're pretty awesome, but we're also pretty fucked up too as a fanbase. Our fave's been thru the ringer and in her stead, we've developed the cynical thick skin for her. It's definitely the weirdest form of self-preservation in a fanbase.

But then again, that's what makes us so endearingly perseverant and hardy Through all her ups and downs, our eternal HBIC is still the most successful female artist of the 21st Century, and that's just numbers and facts.

Go Brit. You deserve all the success and all the rest and love that you've been craving for. Just drop a few pop gems along the way homegurl

[JoshLee]

Godney is my religion

love our fanbase

[britneymatangi]

[BrittonJeanSpears]

 

Flawless GIF. Flawless sig.

[Jeansus Spears]

Is not just a fan base, but it's more of a religion.

We will do anything to stand up for our God: Godney

We praise her everyday. We wake up everyday thinking about her until we go to sleep and even sometimes she's in our dreams.

Whenever people don't believe in Britney, by trashing her or saying she's fake we strike down on them.

We are all a family! Also we use her albums as bibles!!!

This may be a pointless post to some, but all I wanted to say was y'all f*cking rock!

#LoveGodney #BestFanbaseEver #BestFanbaseEver

I believe and faith in godney

Blackout is my holy bible which I praise it everytime

Amen godney please bless us with your power and forgive our sins amen

[JoshLee]

I believe and faith in godney

Blackout is my holy bible which I praise it everytime

Amen godney please bless us with your power and forgive our sins amen

You are a flawless stan

[JoshLee]

That's the spirit!

[MakeItCoolerInHere]

My only religion, tbh

[Jeansus Spears]

You are a flawless stan

You're flawless too. Britney army are flawless hunty