Ariana Grande Dating Big Sean, Surprises No One, Confirms Their Mutual Tastelessness

[ValetGirls]

 

It was revealed that pop neophyte and sociopathic craver of BBC Mariah Carey's legacy Ariana Grande has been getting serious with Big Sean, releasing a slow jam called "Best Mistake" (God, do they know how to make the beginning of a relationship seem as inauspicious as possible.)

 

This is coming off the heels of Sean's separation from now ex-fiance Naya Rivera. They separated 4 months ago. Keepin' it classy, I see.

 

Judge the doomed rebound below I give them five months max, probably less

[LiaLovesGodney]

I give it three. Maybe four.

(And her childish gimmick annoys me. Is she 21 or 12? I can't tell.)

[ValetGirls]

I give it three. Maybe four.

(And her childish gimmick annoys me. Is she 21 or 12? I can't tell.)

 

AMEN. It makes stuff like this really uncomfortable to me

[GlenCoco]

ew

[Till The World Ends]

He looks like 35, she looks like 12. It looks kinda gross to me 

[Dolce]

Yeah they're not going to last. Word has it Big Sean and Naya broke up because he was constantly cheating on her even with her friends. He's going to do a number on Ariana.