Theory As To Why Britney's Fanbase Is The Hottest

[ValetGirls]

I've finally been making time for at least an hour at the gym in my schedule, and for the past three weeks I've gone to the gym 3-4 times a week. It's been great to get back into it

 

 

 

Anywhore, I was in the gym yesterday listening to FF, and of all the thoughts that crossed me, I fixated on why BArmy is the most attractive fanbase.

 

 

 

 

then it hit me: I'm in the gym listening to a Britney album: Our music legend has an entire discography peppered with hits and entire tracklists perfectly made for a good workout! We're literally compelled to because the music we listen to literally is telling us to get off our lazy asses and move, whether it's dancin on the floor or workin towards our hot bodies, Bugattis and Maseratis. While lesser basics are gracing vapid Cosmo covers, Brit's on the cover of InShape and Women's Health. When will your fave??

 

 

 

I can't really imagine working out to any other pop artist (tho admittedly, my pop tastes are typically just Britney). I mean, being yelled at by a poorly-annunciated mini Mariah, or hearing the words "SWINE" screamed over n over doesn't seem too appealing

 

 

 

 

Just wanted to share my lil epiphany thoughts?

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OMG YES! WE SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO BLACKOUT AND IN THE ZONE AT THE GYM! - WE WOULD BE FLAWLESS

[IGOTYOUCRAZY]

Wow this is actually a great theory I listen to Britney all the time when exercising, motivates me more!

[toxicxxkat]

Clearly we are so attractive because the Britney's beauty rubs off on us   it's like we absorb her beauty through seeing photos and videos of her all the time. 

But actually idk I think what you said definitely is a part of it. I think Britney, being so fit, inspires us to work out, alongside with her music. I definitely know when I go to the gym and I'm working out I get to that point at each exercise where it really starts to burn big time and I'm like "okay do 30 more on the squat press and maybe you'll have an ass like Britney". Legit I do think that   . Plus Work Bitch helps... a lot.

[Forbidden fruit]

Work Bitch!

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Clearly we are so attractive because the Britney's beauty rubs off on us   it's like we absorb her beauty through seeing photos and videos of her all the time. 

But actually idk I think what you said definitely is a part of it. I think Britney, being so fit, inspires us to work out, alongside with her music. I definitely know when I go to the gym and I'm working out I get to that point at each exercise where it really starts to burn big time and I'm like "okay do 30 more on the squat press and maybe you'll have an ass like Britney". Legit I do think that   . Plus Work Bitch helps... a lot.

BUT WE CAN'T DO THIS! We would stole her whole beauty!

Oh I forgot that her beauty is infinite <3

[toxicxxkat]

BUT WE CAN'T DO THIS! We would stole her whole beauty!

Oh I forgot that her beauty is infinite <3

Exactly Britney could never possibly run out of beauty  

[ValetGirls]

Wow this is actually a great theory I listen to Britney all the time when exercising, motivates me more!

I worked hard on dis theory

[ValetGirls]

BUT WE CAN'T DO THIS! We would stole her whole beauty!

Oh I forgot that her beauty is infinite <3

Amen and how is there not a BArmy holy book of Britney truthisms yet??

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Amen and how is there not a BArmy holy book of Britney truthisms yet??

Amy has it  That's why we are still looking for her

[Jay.]

[ValetGirls]

Amy has it That's why we are still looking for her

Oh baby baby Do ya think she'd trade if we gave ha a slice o' lime?

[ValetGirls]

Clearly we are so attractive because the Britney's beauty rubs off on us it's like we absorb her beauty through seeing photos and videos of her all the time.

But actually idk I think what you said definitely is a part of it. I think Britney, being so fit, inspires us to work out, alongside with her music. I definitely know when I go to the gym and I'm working out I get to that point at each exercise where it really starts to burn big time and I'm like "okay do 30 more on the squat press and maybe you'll have an ass like Britney". Legit I do think that . Plus Work Bitch helps... a lot.

Brits actually a pretty badass role model when it comes to self motivation and health & fitness

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Oh baby baby Do ya think she'd trade if we gave ha a slice o' lime?

I think we just need to If You Seek Amy her

Maybe we should phone her and ask

Hmm I think that her twitter was called Banana Alice

[ValetGirls]

I think we just need to If You Seek Amy her

I'll with her outside and we'll go from there