Muumuse: Britney Goes On A Sarcasticney Rant About Getting Cheated On During ‘Piece Of Me’

[Lady Lisa]

 

“Are you feeling guilty for what you did?/If you think you’re hurting, you ain’t seen nothing yet…†– Psalms of Circus, 5:15

Hell hath no fury like a Godney scorned.

After it was revealed that her former boyfriend essentially pulled a “Perfume†in real life, Brit Brit is very much Singleney at the moment, finding her pleasures in the little things — like heart-filled shoes. But that doesn’t mean she’s just going to deal with this break-up alone. (Not alone, not alone, not alone…)

Last night, our favorite Femme Fatale was rocking the spots on the Piece Of Me stage in Las Vegas as per usual when she decided to throw in a little jab at the Dude Who Shall Not Be Named in the form of a brief, bitter rant to the crowd.

“The best thing about your boyfriend cheating on you…is that you get to go on another first date. Oh em gee, a first date! Woooooo!“

It is, without a doubt, B’s most legendary concert outburst since the Spearitual blessings of “Merry Christmas†in March on The Circus Tour. Such a glass half full kind of living legend. You better drag him to the depths of Hell, B!

ALL HAIL SARCASTICNEY.

 

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[Fiyero]

Ooooh I hope we get videos of it

[Pokémon Spears]

Britney is amazing

[LiaLovesGodney]

They betta stan for Singleney.

I just adore her little impromptu speech.

[Pokémon Spears]

Ooooh I hope we get videos of it

We have it already

[Xhesiko]

Can someone put those instagram videos to a youtube version my computer doesnt allow me to play insta and tumblr vids  and I dont know why  I feel like I'm missing on it. 

[jkassover]

Yas!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fiyero]

Can someone put those instagram videos to a youtube version my computer doesnt allow me to play insta and tumblr vids  and I dont know why  I feel like I'm missing on it. 

Same here.

[Everytime]

SOMEONE MAKE GIFS WITH WORDS OF THIS ICONIC MOMENT PLEEEAAASSSEEE

[Miss Dalloway]

Can someone put those instagram videos to a youtube version my computer doesnt allow me to play insta and tumblr vids  and I dont know why  I feel like I'm missing on it. 

 

 

Same here.

http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/10678536_554627851329892_259547944_n.mp4

I can't watch instagram videos either, but this site works for me..

[Pinky Pop]

    She's not called bad bitch for nothing.....drag his ass baby.  

[Pinky Pop]

    She's not called bad bitch for nothing.....drag his ass baby.  

[Fiyero]

http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/10678536_554627851329892_259547944_n.mp4

I can't watch instagram videos either, but this site works for me..

Thanks!!!

[Nelli Gaidai]

flawless. article is flawless

[Goten21]

Circusney is back omg

[Nathan]

I want a powerful anthem similar to Shattered Glass tbh

[Xhesiko]

http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/10678536_554627851329892_259547944_n.mp4

I can't watch instagram videos either, but this site works for me..

 

Thank you appreciate it however still cant hear the audio... oh well my computer sucks I guess.