If Britney Had A Twitter Account In 2007

[Nickey]

Just imagine her tweets.

 

Like: "I'm not that innocent. Yeah, I want the D" 

 

Post your 2007ney tweets 

[I_need_me]

"The best thing about your boyfriend cheating on you is that you get to have a one night stand" 

[▲▼▲BlackoutZone▲▼▲]

"The best thing about your boyfriend cheating on you is that you get to have a one night stand" 

:gloria: soo true xD

[LiaLovesGodney]

11:00 am

"Who else wants a red bull right now?"

1:00 pm

"Taking my boo boos for a drive!! "

2:00 pm

*insert pic if SP AND JJ playing with a mcdonalds toy* "Like Momma like babies!"

6:00 pm

"Dinner with Paris. Because I'm hungry, bitch. "

10:00 pm

"10 pm to 4 and we bout to hit the floor"

12:00 pm

*pic of Brit and Paris in da club*

2:00 pm

"Night night, y'all!!"

[▲▼▲BlackoutZone▲▼▲]

11:00 am

"Who else wants a red bull right now?"

1:00 pm

"Taking my boo boos for a drive!! :heart: "

2:00 pm

*insert pic if SP AND JJ playing with a mcdonalds toy* "Like Momma like babies!"

6:00 pm

"Dinner with Paris. Because I'm hungry, bitch. "

10:00 pm

"10 pm to 4 and we bout to hit the floor"

12:00 pm

*pic of Brit and Paris in da club*

2:00 pm

"Night night, y'all!!"

OMG I would die for this

[LiaLovesGodney]

OMG I would die for this

ikr

[Goten21]

11:00 am

"Who else wants a red bull right now?"

1:00 pm

"Taking my boo boos for a drive!! "

2:00 pm

*insert pic if SP AND JJ playing with a mcdonalds toy* "Like Momma like babies!"

6:00 pm

"Dinner with Paris. Because I'm hungry, bitch. "

10:00 pm

"10 pm to 4 and we bout to hit the floor"

12:00 pm

*pic of Brit and Paris in da club*

2:00 pm

"Night night, y'all!!"

Ong

[BLACKOUT<3]

I miss my ex boo just kidding fuck Justin

I want a Starbucks right now

Our world is sooooooo nice

Yall can suck my ass

[I_need_me]

Imagine all the shady tweets against Justin and Kevin 

[GlenCoco]

wig one o wig two

fuck you sam

too much paparazi cant get out of my car

going to the gas station to get some red bulll

shopping time (at 2 am)

[Archie]

"You can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh"

[MadDennis]

11:00 am

"Who else wants a red bull right now?"

1:00 pm

"Taking my boo boos for a drive!! "

2:00 pm

*insert pic if SP AND JJ playing with a mcdonalds toy* "Like Momma like babies!"

6:00 pm

"Dinner with Paris. Because I'm hungry, bitch. "

10:00 pm

"10 pm to 4 and we bout to hit the floor"

12:00 pm

*pic of Brit and Paris in da club*

2:00 pm

"Night night, y'all!!"

This'd be amazing 

[Nickey]

"I got stuck in the loo, someone pls send cheetos #help"

[Babydoll]

"I can't even y'all , those fat ass paparazzis don't leave me alone. Go to jenny craig bitches"




 

[Veronica the witch]

"just got a new hair cut, what ya'll think?"

[Richie]

"@BritneySpears: Great night w/ my friend @ParisHilton lavvv u girl! " 

[CIRCUS]

"just got a new hair cut, what ya'll think?"

maybe I shouldn't write this, but I fucking can't stop laughing  

[Britnoy]

"#BuyBlackout 26 oct. P.s. This is all the promo I'm gonna do for this fucking album. Bye, bitches!"  
 

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"You can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh"

omg I died

[Veronica the witch]

maybe I shouldn't write this, but I fucking can't stop laughing

 

[Denisa]

I miss my ex boo just kidding fuck Justin

 

this is like: OHHH I WANT THE JUSTIFIED NEW RECORD, OH MY GOOOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HAAAAAAAA (2007)